Kevin

@kca.wtf

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Putting the oops in operations/devops nerdy person in au, procrastinates about doing go and kubernetes he/him

“No one can / sharpen /any-/thing /on day/light” A quote from reaper man by terry pratchett after Bill Door (formerly known as DEATH.) sharpens a scythe using light
THE RISK IS ACCEPTED
A very windswept fox on a snowy background White text overlayed "It Fucken WIMDY"
A modified version of the drake choosing meme. With the face of Hyacinth Bucket (It's pronounced Bouquet) ( a character from an old british sitcom (Keeping Up Appearances) played by Patricia Routledge ) The first row has her posing in a "no i don't want that" opposite a plastic bucket. the traditional meme would have her looking at a photo of a bouquet of flowers in a "yep that one" while pointing. In this one it is replaced with "this space left intentionally blank" In reference of the top post being about retconning buckets to spaces
A screenshot from the public transport Victoria app showing a train schedule for the next train at east Richmond station. The important thing is that the app thinks it is coming in to platform 3 of a station that only has 2 platforms
A sign painted into grass welcoming people to luton airport. The sign is painted outside gatwick air port as a prank
1 ⁄ 2 More details Anti-tank obstacle (Dutch: Aspergeversperring, litt. Asparagus obstacle) on the former IJsselmeer dike just east of Muiden, the Netherlands. Large metal spikes rising from the ground in a row
4 pane meme combination of Gandalf from LOTR and a scene in the original Jurassic Park. Pane 1: Gandalf looking confused to the left Yellow text on pane saying "Monitor 1" Pane 2: Gandalf looking confused to the right Yellow text on pane saying "Monitor 2" Pane 3: Gandalf: "Where is the cursor?" The Cursor (pane 4) Dr Alan Grant (Sam Neill) to Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) "Stay absolutely still, his vision is based on movement."
The daft punk robots (musicians)
Penguins LOTS OF PENGUINS on the falkland islands
3 panels. modification of the Faramir denethor scene from lord of the rings. Top half 2 panels. The oblivion remasted cover and faramir saying "Father, Look: I have brought you Oblivion Remastered." Denethor responds: "Boromir would have brought me morrowind remastered"
DAN BOXBERTSON @qntm Our 100,000-core machine learning cluster has spent 2.5 million CPU years looking for innovative solutions to highway congestion ... Al: trains NO NOT LIKE THAT DAN BOXBERTSON @qntm [going through the source data sets with a machete, again] WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD? DAN BOXBERTSON @qntm . 4h It's... just inventing trains from scratch, spontaneously, every time we turn it on??
An application of the "BART NO!" (the simpsons) meme 3 panels arranged 1 at top then 2 smaller ones on the second row Panel 1: Marge Simpson (classic cartoon character with a towering pillar of blue hair) is centre of the panel and zoomed in close as she screams across the back yard. "WAR THUNDER NO!" Panel 2: zooms out a bit to show War Thunder (Played by Bart Simpson (short spikey haired boy) War Thunder(Bart) "What?" Panel 3: Marge: "Sorry, force of habit"
A quote tweet @Alex_... Me on my way to work, masculinely: *photos of pasta and chicken in the pockets of their jeans* Quoting @Mpikanisi__ Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There's absolutely nothing manly about that.
The 3 panel meme from the simpsons. "Say the line, James" James McGrath LNP senator for somewhere "Let's wait for prepolling" And the class goes wild cheering.
"Am i ever gonna see your face again? No Way get fucked fuck off!!!" but the letter O is replaced with the face of peter dutton. there's also a drunk barnaby on the end of it.
The monkey from lion king yeeting a potato while instead of displaying simba.
sat photo of the BYD Zhengzhou facilities and their upcoming expansion area. compared with an inserted photo of the tesla gigafactory in texas. The existing BYD facilities are about 3 kms by 4kms in size. with another 3x4 area beside it being expanded in to atm.
A fox looking over a fence White text saying “hey kid wanna try nixos?”
Andrew Gee a nationals waste of space replying to his own facebook post pretending to be a constituent while making up stories about the independent candidates
A common australian Brushtail Possum. Super soft boi.
3 panes from the simpsons The first pane has a class of characters looking at the camera expectingly Second: Bart looking down sad White text overlaying “we take security seriously” Third: The camera moves back to look over the entire class. Bart is sad in the centre while the rest of the class laughs at his misfortune.
Front end developer off screen: You know, modern frontend has become more complicated than backend Angry goose chasing said dev: But who made it more complicated? Who made it like that, I'm asking?
Alec Steele a YouTube black smithing person making a joke in his riveting video as he bores a hole in some metal
A 3 pane clip from the simpsons. The first pane is a class of kids and the teacher looking at the camera excited in the video of this everyone is saying "Say the words bart" The second pane has bart simpson looking sad and resigned This meme has modified the line to say "We take security seriously" The third pane has the camera pul back to an overhead view of the classroom. everyone happy and laughing at the line.
Modified version of the cyanide and happiness does your dog bite comic 4 frames Frame 1: 2 men either side of a dog P1: “Does your dog bite?” Frame 2: P2: “No, but it can hurt you in other ways.” Frame 3 the dog saying “SERVERLESS USED TO MEAN ‘SCALES TO ZERO.’” Frame 4 p1 reacts with tears and pain
Text above a photo of someone kicking someone else in a flying drop kick The text says “Normalize using a dropkick as a form of self expression”
Several Danger warning signs on an electrical distribution box The important sign for this response is DANGER Not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time you're dying
“Crazy to think they built a city on just these two things” Below that quote are 2 photos On the left some rocks On the right some bread rolls 🎶We built this city on rock and roll(s)
A screenshot of a quote tweet. @bryancsk: sabotage your competitors by sending this to their engineers The quoted tweet is a screenshot of a steam gift notification where they’ve been gifted factorio
A snapshot from futurama. "Doctor" Zoidberg (a crab like alien, left) commenting "But Still to have your own cubicle." While getting side-eyes from Bender (robot, lying on the right) and Hermes Conrad (black Jamaica accountant centre holding flowers)
Lambs carried by donkeys in special side-saddle as flocks of sheep move from pre-Alpine hills to summer pastures on Lombard plains. > Photo by Elspeth Kinneir. anotherscreamingfangirl: Lamborghini taraljc: Stop.
A clip of ben shapiro in his default state of being a fucking idiot. He claims that climate change "if it was real" is not a problem cause people are just going to sell their homes and move. It's at this point HBomberGuy axes his way through the backdrop of his set to ask "Just one small problem Ben. Sell their houses to who???? FUCKING AQUAMAN"
King Penguins of the falklands, Photo taken by my mother while she was there
A gif from babylon 5 showing Ivanova (second in charge of the space station) moving her hands out like an explosion. Text then pops up saying BOOM!
A tweet by bryancsk saying: "Sabotage your competitors by sending this to their engineers" with a screenshot of a steam gift receipt subject "you've received a gift copy of the game Factorio on steam"