KC Lemson

@kclemson.bsky.social

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Old-ish person who’s been online a long time and likes puns and tech, except when tech pisses me off. Also a mom of 2 adults, ADHD, draws/paints, and recently retired from working at Microsoft. #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

A picture of a GPS showing a route to Chicago with 106 miles left to go

A man and two women standing next to each other with an airport scene in the background

Potato plants growing in a compost bin

A car with the license plate BLSRHRT

An eagle swimming in water

Car with license plate N3RDWGN

An edited version of a Gary Larson Far Side cartoon (that shows a kid trying to enter the door for midvale school for the gifted and the sign says pull, but the kid is pushing)

A man resembling Donald Trump attempts to push open a door that clearly has a "PULL" sign on it; a sign nearby reads "WALTER REED COGNITIVE ABILITY TESTING DEPT.".

A small garden patch, with an outdoor dog bed in the sun, and a black and white dog laying on top of a green plant to the left of the dog bed

A hen

A hardcover book Platform Decay by Martha Wells

A bingo card titled "DCC Bingo Card Generator" contains a 5x5 grid of squares, each with a different phrase related to the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. Some phrases include "Carl pulls a corpse into his inventory", "DONUT TYPES IN ALL CAPS", "There's a new Sluggalo with a funny name", "The view counter is buried to the right", and "Carl slams down on Protective Shell".

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meme using an illustration of ancient Egyptians building a pyramid as a template.
Overlay text: "How tf did they build this without any"
Overlay text: "hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders"

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A ford explorer with the license plate DORA

A small black and white dog circling in tight circles to the left

Screenshot of two cholesterol reports from bloodwork, showing total cholesterol at 234 in January 2026 and 184 in May 2026

A car with the license plate ROSS

A dark user interface showing a text input field with "Planning event-driven cache invalidation mindset" and a navigation bar below with a "Chat" button and icons for microphone, refresh, slash, and upload.

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A comic with one panel. Text at the top: 'Librarians get shhh done' A librarian sits behind a desk with two stacks of books, surrounded by bookshelves. A sign on the desk reads: 'Support your local library!'

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Screenshot of a social media post.
Midwest vs The Rest: "Midwesterners will understand this"
The image shows a hand holding a thick stack of slightly curled dollar bills, viewed from the short side, with the text "Midwesterners will understand this" implying the image depicts money that has gone through laundry.

Below the post there is a question: “are you interested in this post?” with an Interested and Not Interested button the user can choose.

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A collage of five photos of a cute black dog chasing a ball on a grassy field

A small black dog with a white chest panting happily on a grassy field under a blue sky

Album art riffing on a Beastie Boys album depicting two geese on a grassy field in black and white with "GEESIE BOYS - PECK YOUR HEAD" text.

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A picture of a nightclub named “gaslight club”

* Schlepping... (thinking)
* Doodling... (thought for 2s)
. Julienning... (thinking)
* Waddling... (thinking)
+ Tomfoolering... (thinking)
+ Enchanting... (2m 54s · ↓ 2.8k tokens · thinking)
* Lollygagging... (thinking)
* Prestidigitating... (32s · ↓ 680 tokens · thinking)
* Discombobulating... (thinking)
* Boogieing... (40s · ↓ 813 tokens)
* Dilly-dallying... (thinking)
* Pontificating... (36s · ↓ 1.1k tokens)
* Misting... (thinking)

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Boomers to 20 yr old me: You'll become more conservative in your 40s.
Me in my 40s:

[Image of a cartoon molotov cocktail with a happy face, labeled "#BLM", holding a black and red flag, and with a speech bubble saying "EAT THE RICH!". It has a flaming wick and is walking towards a rainbow emerging from a cloud.]

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recipe finder foodecide.com, showing results for "a dessert from Alton Brown with bananas", and the results show three banana-based recipes from Alton Brown, including "Refrigerated Banana Pudding From Scratch", "Baked Banana Pudding: Reloaded With Meringue", and "Banana Splitsville," with preparation times and nutritional information.

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A car with the license plate LRDHLMT

Renoir’s “two sisters” painting at the art institute of Chicago

UI screenshot of a search result page, from Facebook mobile showing content generated by Meta AI.

The search bar at the top displays "sportsball".

The main content discusses a big game where the "Washington Seabirds" play the "Boston Yankees" in the "Superbowl of America", with varying reactions from the public and alternative activities for those not interested.

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A screenshot of the free logactually.com food tracking app showing that the user entered “A few bites each of what my toddler ate today: panpakes wif strawbabies for brekkie, chimkin nuggies and chocklit malk for wunch, aminal crackers snack, an pasketti for dindin” and the app correctly interpreted the food items and showed their calories and macros

Screenshot from Bedlam (a snarky card game for techies @ bedlamgame.com)
Question card: There are three hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, off-by-one errors, naming things, and _____.
Answer card(s): AI sprinkled on top like corporate hot sauce

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A screenshot showing:

Creating plan...
Planning cache invalidation improvements for...

A changelog for an application, updated on Feb-04-26, detailing feature updates.

The Feb-04 update introduces prompts to save frequently logged items as meals or routines, or update an already saved meal/routine with new values.

The Feb-03 update describes smart detection for referencing similar past food entries you've logged such as "another tilapia fillet like I had the other day"

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A screenshot of a food logging app called "Log Actually". The user has entered "a costco hotdog but I only ate like half of the bun," and it logged two items: a beef hot dog, and a half of a dog bun. The total calories for the meal are 470, with macronutrient breakdowns shown. The app also features options for voice input, scanning, and saving meals.

A grainy photo of a small girl wearing a “hug a kid today” shirt, with wallpaper behind her that looks like library shelves full of old timey bound books (it was the most epic 70s wallpaper of all time)

Digital graphic of a text-based statement, mostly in varying bright colors against a black background, listing beliefs: "IN THIS DISCORD WE BELIEVE: BLACK LIVES MATTER, WOMEN'S RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS, NO HUMAN BEING IS ILLEGAL, SCIENCE IS REAL, LOVE IS LOVE, KINDNESS IS EXPECTED, EXCEPT FOR ICE, WHO CAN GET FUCKED."

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Two dogs laying down next to each other on a carpet

an arm with a cast on it, completely encased in a massive blue foam block

Screenshot from Bedlam (a snarky card game for techies @ bedlamgame.com)
Question card: Working in tech is all fun and games until one day, you realize you've spent your entire career working on _____.
Answer card(s): Refactoring code to add one more abstraction layer; Refactoring code to remove the abstraction layer you just added; Two-factor authentication, but one of the factors is vibes

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Screenshot from Bedlam (a snarky card game for techies @ bedlamgame.com)
Question card: I'm finally done with video calls for the day! Now I can focus on my REAL work: _____
Answer card(s): Refactoring code to add one more abstraction layer, Refactoring code to remove the abstraction layer you just added

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montessori math manipulatives, showing how units can be lined up in squares and cubes

A modern art painting of a riff on the “this is fine” meme, depicting a dog cartoon character wearing a hat, with a speech bubble saying "FUCK ICE", and an ice cube in the foreground.

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Social media post text:
r/BatmanArkham 8 hr. ago
Mods are doing something idc upvote this to show support for Alex Pretti and show how much we FUCKING hate ICE (and Border POOPTROLL).
A photograph shows a smiling man in a blue winter jacket, blue helmet, and black gloves, with a rocky natural background.

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Social media post text:
r/baseball
2 hr. ago
Spencer Strider joins Bailey Ober in speaking out against yesterday's tragedy.
spencerstrider 2m
An Instagram story showing a historical print titled "The BLOODY MASSACRE perpetuated in King-Street BOST N on March 5th 1770 by a party of the 29th Regt," depicting the Boston Massacre. The print shows British soldiers firing into a crowd of colonists, with descriptions of the event and the names of the victims below the main image.

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Social media post text:
r/handbags • 5 hr. ago
What's in my bag- protest edition
A flat lay image displaying the contents of a tan fanny pack intended for a protest, including gloves, a red notebook, pens, a SmarTrip card, a wallet, a banana, a water bottle, hand sanitizer, what appear to be small tins of medication, an inhaler, Altoids, a tube of cream, a small roll of rope, a whistle, keys, black safety goggles, sunglasses, a black face mask, and a wrist watch.

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A cybertruck with the license plate DOTA 2

A painting of the “this is fine” meme: a brown dog wearing a hat, sitting calmly at a table with a coffee cup, saying "THIS IS FINE." in a speech bubble, despite being surrounded by flames and smoke.

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A painting of the elmo on fire meme - Elmo with an anxious expression, standing in red and orange flames against a dark background, indicating distress or being overwhelmed.

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Thinly sliced apples splayed in a cast iron pan

This is a digital graphic illustrating a pun. It shows three cookies on a dark background, each with text below it. The first cookie is a standard chocolate chip cookie, labeled "chocolate chip". The second is a darker chocolate cookie, labeled "chocolate chocolate chip". The third is also a dark chocolate cookie, but it has glowing yellow chalk dust around it, and a piece of yellow chalk floating above it, labeling it "chalk-lit chocolate chocolate chip".

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A comic labeled “Pipe dreams” the top, showing a bedroom scene with a bed where a pipe character (|) is in bed, and has a thought bubble with an ampersand (&) in it.

Above the bed, a window shows a crescent moon and a curtain with a pattern of green flowing code, reminiscent of The Matrix.

On the left, a dresser holds a birdcage with a yellow bird exclaiming "awk!" and a child's drawing with the text "MY FAMILY," depicting "MOM," "DAD," "ME," and "SEDDY" (a cat).

The bottom of the image includes the date "9-29-2020," social media icons, and the handle "@KCLoadLetter - KCLoadLetter.com".

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This is a digital graphic featuring a meme with text and an illustration. The text at the top reads:

"Boomers to 20 yr old me: You'll become more conservative in your 40s.
Me in my 40s:"

Below the text is an illustration of a molotov cocktail character with a burning wick for hair, wearing a label that says "#BLM". It has a smiling face, arms, and legs. It is holding a black and red flag (an anarchist flag) in one hand and has a speech bubble coming from its mouth that says "EAT THE RICH!". In the background, there is a rainbow coming from a cloud, as if the molotov is also connected to LGBTQ+ pride.

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An Open House real estate sign with contact information for "Anna Li", partially obscured by a black dog with a funny expression on its face on a sidewalk next to a road.

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A video of a whale breaching in the ocean in the distance

A video of a hanukiah with one candle plus the shamash lit

a video of a demo of the artCSS tool, showing a jellyfish on the ocean that the user selects, the duplicates 3 times, and then colors each jellyfish a different color and moves them to different areas of the canvas, resizing a couple of them.

A wrapped gift box with gold, white, and silver striped wrapping paper. Blue handwritten text on the paper reads: "Check this out - it lines up perfectly!" with an arrow pointing to where the two edges of the wrapping paper meet at the top of the box.

The design on the wrapping paper still flows across the seam perfectly.

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The Ramer–Douglas–Peucker algorithm, also known as the Douglas–Peucker algorithm and iterative end-point fit algorithm,

A video animation of the “not sure if…” meme

An animated scene of a clown fish floating above waving anemones, with a scuba diver floating by in the background.