Kelly Dwyer

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www.kdonhoops.com No relation to Doug "The Second-Deadliest Man Alive" Dwyer, he/him, posts fully represent opinions of employer.

actors Ken Curtis and Noah Beery Jr.
TV's Dave Letterman, on set of his TV show in January 1993: https://youtu.be/pUix9qXXR5A
Jake Tapper in a bucket hat picking over the remains of Lynyrd Skynyrd for 40k viewers on VH1 in 2002
Jay Leno sits in chair next to Conan O'Brien
title card reading THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS A REALISTIC DEPICTION OF FICTIONAL EVENTS. NONE OF WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
Boston Celtic (and Philadelphia Warrior) Ed Sadowski
an ESPN Magazine from 2000, mailed to my dorm room and kept in good condition in the decades since, featuring Vince Carter on the cover
Hockey team made up of all little guys on left, all big guys on the right.
the 1997 Atlanta Hawks displaying 1990s basketball, four guys on one side of the floor and six guys standing on the other.
Little was missed in the NBA world while traveling. Every time I checked in on social media, NBA writers and fans were still stuck trying to build the perfect team. Later I learned this was because of a game, and while we're here, anyone ever actually landed on the 1960s Atlanta Hawks?
the view from a shoe insert test machine at your neighborhood pharmacist
Adrian Belew on the cover of Sep. 1990 copy of Guitar Player, holding white Fender Stratocaster
the Ewing’s pool from the view from the balcony above, where the Kristen Shepherd character fell to her death. Unconscionable choice for the writers, imo, but the show continued apace.
outside photograph of the exterior front Southfork Ranch in Parker Texas
Picture from inside Spurs arena featuring sign that says “DEVINE NEXT 3 EXITS”
can of spicy guacamole pringles that I bought on sale as a joke for the group chat I have with my wife and kids, now I’m using it for bsky. I don’t know if I will eat any because I recently turned 46 and have to watch what I eat on the road, I got a tuna bowl and some triscuits, broccoli and apples and some hummus, lots to write tonight and the budget tight
From : https://theonion.com/pitchfork-gives-music-6-8-1819569318/ “We can only hope that [music] will begin to grow with its fans over the next few millennia,” Schreiber said. “If it can stick to what it does well, namely the song ‘Peg’ by Steely Dan, and Tuvan throat singing, then a sophomore effort will indeed be something to get excited about.”
Marv Albert with toupee announces Beach Boys concert scheduled is cancelled
Conan O'Brien wears a suit and sits next to his guest who is also wearing a suit and a pair of denim briefs underneath his slacks.
NBA.com poll from May 2001 with 23,322 responses, asking who should be the top overall pick in the 2001 NBA draft, Shane Battier is the overwhelming winner with 68 percent of the vote ahead of Eddie Griffin (14 percent), Eddy Curry (12 percent) and eventual top overall pick Kwame Brown (six percent)
Don Nelson sitting and giving a double thumbs-up, big Taurus energy
1992 NBA draft lottery odds explanation, Minnesota with any colored balls, Houston with one, everyone's 1991-92 record on the right side
JIMMY GOLDSTEIN'S HANDLER We've all seen him. The dude sitting with dead-for-years Jimmy at playoff games. There might be more than one dude, there may be rotating dudes, and there are definitely fewer female dates. The NBA probably asked Jimmy to stop bringing teenaged models to NBA games, asked him if he could find some dates with a smaller age discrepancy, instead maybe bring someone half Jimmy Goldstein's age to games. Then Jimmy said something about how hard it was to meet 60-something singles in Los Angeles and the NBA said what and Jimmy said you asked me to find someone half my age. The handler? Make them put on the t-shirt. The Spurs t-shirt, with the colors. Or the Thunder t-shirt, all blue. They shouldn't get to sit without putting the t-shirt on. They're being paid to put on the t-shirt. Put it on. Put the t-shirt on while Jimmy Goldstein watches. Or maybe his eyes are just stuck like that because he's dead, hard to tell.
Vlade Divac saying "I am no longer irritating."
picture of Vlade Divac framed on top of cursive "Vlade Divac" caption, in pool
Becker: ...Nathanael West... Fagen: ...Bruce Jay Friedman, Philip Roth, Vladimir Nabokov... Becker: ...Kurt Vonnegut, Terry Southern, Thomas Pynchon... Fagen: They were very big in New York at the time.
six men in suits sitting around a table with caption '1992 IHSAA BOYS BASKETBALL PAIRINGS'
RACE CITY USA
Brian May in a suit and bolo tie with no shirt playing the guitar he and his dad made while riding on a skateboard in the back lot of music video shoot in 1989
Don't call them cheap. Call them what they are, bad at business. These are not creative ways to save one million bucks. These are the most obvious things to do, ideas a child might develop. These people aren't cheap, they spend money lavishly and inefficiently, but they are bad businesspeople. Tom Dundon especially, how else to explain his inability to compete with the other owners at this level?
basketball game on laptop obscured in upper left corner by band aid, hiding a scorebug
“Of course I wouldn’t want to be associated with something tainted like that,” he said Tuesday when reached at his hotel in Vancouver. “But until these allegations are proven, I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and not make a stink about it.”
TANKING UPDATE The NBA still left it so teams have an incentive to lose, so, no update
Jake Tsakalidis, the talk of draft night in whatever draft that was, and his Suns uniform
"Garfield Guy," a Detroit Piston fan in a blue button-up shirt featuring Garfield, Odie.
Mink DeVille's Cabretta, a perfect album
cover of light of worlds by kool & the gang, one of the greatest albums ever front to back
Dan Majerle's drive and kick to Terrell Brandon diagrammed at Key Arena, 1996. Yes, Majerle played for the Cavs. Traded Hot Rod Williams for him!
a wah wah pedal in a table for 40 bucks
Alex English on the bench in basketball warmups looking up at the link you should click on for fun NBA columns.
a man and baby at an Atlanta Hawks game intently enjoying the same box of popcorn, living in a world where NAW is just this out of nowhere usage king, spinning and trailing and touch everywhere
George Plimpton telling Lisa "and I go back to whatever it is I do"
SAM VS. DIANE Who had the better film career? 'Caveman' included.
picture of Chuck Norris as youth in blue shirt wearing pin that says "Dog Balls"
"hey, Brevin, it's me. EP. Jose Alvarado got a national endorsement. TV commercial and everything, Patrick Ewing was there. No, really. Yes, I'm calling Earl Watson after you."
'We must become more a party of inclusion -- not exclusion - especially among blue collar workers and Hispanics,' Goldwater said.
``I hope and pray that the President doesn't get us into a war in the Persian Gulf. ... That was my neck of the woods, and that's no place for an American.''
picture of a boy named Dog Balls
BEST PART OF FANS LAUNCHING HALF-COURT SHOTS FOR CASH They miss and are led off the court, back to their seats. Immediately after, someone in a gorilla or sasquatch or bull or dog or bison-suit dashes onto the floor and toward the same half-court line, turns his back to the same basket, starts flinging blind 50-footers with a costumed paw, and some of them go in. Many more go in, and to far fewer cheers, than from the fans facing the basket who are not in a dog costume, humans who can see the rim and are concentrating and trying really hard and missing worse than the person in the Hawk outfit facing the wrong direction as a gag. Or a cat outfit. Pelicans, horses. Bears, we got bears, bears and specifically a "Jazz Bear." Condors. Dinosaurs, coyotes. Leprechauns, lemme tell ya, this is my kinda jumbo ark. And it hits the league average from half-court, but while standing backward.
a painting of a man happy with the oil well at his house in Texas
totally a real check made out to me to post about my experience growing up in Chicago's suburbs, Bolingbrook, Arlington Heights, River Forest
Hakeem Olajuwon stares at Eric Montross as eight other Celtics and Rockets stare at Hakeem and Eric.
Donald Fagen about to ruin you with an inside-out dribble.
NBA basketball in the 1990s, four guys on the strong side and six guys standing around on the weak side.
Mr. and Mrs. Gene Keady.
two pills and a bag of other pills someone left in a Chrysler Pacifica I rented from a company that tries (way) harder
Stephen Fry attending a New York Knicks game, waiting for a cameraman to pass by so as not to obstruct Stephen Fry's view
petulant Frank Beard standing with his arms folded in between the two other members of ZZ Top