keeeeeeeeeevin

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Basically if Visual Basic 6 were a person.

A RadioShack EC-2010 calculator, the display says 80085
Amazing Liquid Light (The High Consciousness Video) VHS tape found at Goodwill
Snake Plissken in Escape From New York saying "I don't give a fuck about your war or your president."
A box of Mucinex D
Chicken Boo, the chicken from Animaniacs dressed like Santa Claus sitting in a chair with a vacant look
G-0.0 (Godzilla Minus Zero movie teaser)
A package of Wendy's hamburger patties at the grocery store.
Andre the Giant - "I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face."
Party letters spelling out "Cop Caller" in the front yard of someone's house. The people who own the house have a golf cart in the driveway and are presumably snitches.
Old gramophone ad with a lil dog looking at the big horn the sound comes out of with the caption "His Master's Voice"
Mothra with her egg
Oh Shit! Box art for the Pac-Man clone game for the MSX
A small black and white dog
Vincent Price, bald, holding an egg.
It's 1997, you just bought Resident Evil from KB Toys in the mall. Your mom drives you home while you read the manual in the car, you get home and head to your room, turn the TV on and change it to channel 3, you pop the disc in and power on your Sega Saturn, you're about to be the most terrified you've ever been playing a video game.
Glenn Danzig's house with a fence around it and his Jaguar parked in the driveway. An ominous pile of bricks is present.