Keith Donovan

@keithdonovan.bsky.social

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Geeky autistic New England leftist

"I really don't see what everyone is getting so excited about. It's just a cat," Bale said. "I was walking home from work and saw this cat wander out in front of me. I was playing with it, stroking it and listening to it purr as it stood on a garden wall. It was very friendly. "I don't know what came over me, but I suddenly thought it would be funny to put it in the wheelie bin, which was right beside me. I did it as a joke because I thought it would be funny. I never thought it would be trapped. I expected it to wriggle out of the bin." Bale added: ""People are reading too much into things. I've no feelings about cats one way or the other. I don't keep pets myself, but I have no problem with people who do. "To think this video is being seen around the world is unbelievable. I'm a very private person and don't want to upset any members of my family. I don't know what my relatives will think, but to be honest I think everyone's overreacting a bit. "OK, I shouldn't have done it, but it's just a cat at the end of the day. I don't think I deserve to be hated by people all over the world, it was just a split second of madness."
"The Menu" chef berating his biggest fan
Gender fluid illegals may be entering the country 'twice' (Is sweetcheeks hate speech now?)
If these trends continue? Eeeeeey-
Homer's drunk love letter: Maybe it's the beer talking but you got a butt that won't quit. they got those big chewy prezels here fgnjgbbubasrrm five dollars??!?! get outta hereeeerrrrooo
Batman astounded by Seal's heavenly voice
Google search for "are lionfish venomous" with a condescending AI response 'correcting me' by saying they are not poisonous, but venomous.
Photo of an ant death spiral, showing that ants can follow each other's pheromone trail in an ever tightening circle until they starve to death.
Simpsons BBQ invitation: Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB.
Shhh he's gonna be something stupid
Tom Kean Jr (Freaky Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog)
Evolution characters
"If he dies.. he dies." Dolph Lundgren from Rocky 4
Bart pulling at a toilet paper roll of soon-to-be-wothless stock, with tech guy going "to pass the time, help yourself to some stocks"
Black-and-white photo of what people have believed to be a "time traveler" (guy wearing sunglasses and graphic shirt around more dapper-dressed clothing) but is really just a guy wearing stuff that existed at the time.
Mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do.]
Guy leaning forward with interest meme
Ball head guy from Nier video game series
Onion Headline: "Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check"
Droid from Star Wars (no idea what they do) that goes "Gonk"
Birds being funny and nervous around a new flying insect
Zis is all your fault! Simpsons Hitler blaming teddy bear Bobo
Scary as hell Majora's Mask scene
"I heard that immigrants broke into a Walgreens, Target, and a Walmart, all in the same night!"
Zack Wylde and two animatronic robots in Aqua Teen Hunger Force, with Shake announcing them
Guy waking up meme
anime girls looking very unamused
Roman watching his failed rocket launch due to his profit-driven corner cutting
Tim and Eric skit "Grum" where a director is visibly annoyed as he's forced to interact with someone who's not actually there
Muting the words "bouncy castle" on Bluesky for a bit
It's also worth stressing that you can't just lay down five thousand smackeroos and get the Anvil Odin in return. To qualify for buying the ship, prospective purchasers must first be accepted into the Odin Founders Club, which involves writing an application to explain why you should be allowed in. Anyone who is accepted and pays their pledge will receive a "loaner vehicle"—the Aegis Idris-P, until the Anvil Odin leaves the shipyard.
Edea from FF8, berating the people cheering for her in a speech. "Shameless filthy wretches."
"Real Yakuza Use a Gamepad" splash screen encouraging the game to be played with controller
Burger King ad image generator: Then we must do without hope. There is always vengeance. (From Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings)
CBS News’s 60 Minutes cut out large portions of its interview with President Trump in which he rambled about his ballroom, how hot his Secret Service agents are, and how the No Kings protests are just like the Ku Klux Klan.
Vegeta 'It's over 9000!' meme
"We were supposed to be Apache, but it was really stereotypical and we did not look Apache at all. We looked more like Comanche," he said. "One thing that really offended a lot of people was that there was a female character called Beaver's breath. One character says 'Hey, Beaver's Breath.' And the Native woman says, 'How did you know my name?'"
Simpsons bullies and camp administrator eating grand feast, while toasting and saying "Gentlemen, to evil."
Spongebob being sardonic meme
Some very Mario Paint-like drawing of Mario throwing a
Four astronauts currently doing Artemis II mission, feat. Little NASA cloud guy
Barry Manilow correcting an oddly defiant Mayor Quimby about how to pronounce his own name.
Chrono Trigger Magus fight
Tom Goes to the Mayor on an appraisal show, where he finds out that the porcelain birds they bought are worth nothing.
Simpsons sea captain after the boat he was just saying was a fine vessel sinks on its own
"Picked and prudent sentiments. You are the moderate man, the invaluable understrapper of the wicked man. You, the moderate man, may be used for wrong, but are useless for right."
Smug-looking old-design Snoopy going "heh heh heh"
Dan Halen from Squidbillies
Stop exploding, you cowards!
Guy with fingers doing god knows what
Spongebob and co going over tiny baby-sized mound
Tree and bird just looking like more tree
WKUK skit informing you it's illegal to talk about assassination
Do you know The attack WARNING SIGNAL? A wavering tone or SHORT BLASTS lasting for 3 to 5 minutes signals an actual attack against this country has been detected and you should TAKE PROTECTIVE ACTION IMMEDIATELY ON A FARM Animals can be harmed by radioactive fallout, so if you live on a farm, put as much of your livestock as possible in barns or sheds. Waterning and feed troughs, wells, hay, grain, etc, that cannot be placed under cover should be covered by tarapaulins. You should store as much water and livestock food as possible in covered containers so livestock will not sicken and die from thirst or starvation as they are important sources of human food.
Map of fallout shelters for western Massachusetts during the Cold War
Polygonal original Final Fantasy 7 Cloud
Harry Partridge's youtube short Dr Bees' character in pain (from bees)
Bart, suddenly taking an action movie seriously: Mom, a man just died.
Bart Simpson being given access to the elementary school evidence locker