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Book cover for Keith Good's Horror Comedy Novel, "Cryptozoology for Fun and Profit" showing a collection of cryptids and monsters, including Bigfoot and tentacle monsters, attacking the title text on a black background.
A tuxedo cat stares quizzically from his perch atop an old sofa as basement carpeting is ripped free.
A close up of a blue green Ulysses lapel pin, a copy of the books cover
Picture of a smiling middle aged guy in a brightly striped sweater on a blue iron truss bridge with a river and forests below.
A close up of a tuxedo cat's sleepy face
The cover of Jeanette McCurdy’s novel “Half His Age” showing a close up of a woman’s pink lips sucking on fingers.
The cover of Madeleine L’Engle’s book “A Wrinkle in Time “
The cover of the Book Lollapalooza, an oral history of the ritual festival, showing Eddie vedder, Courtney love and Perry Farrel over a trippy, black-red-and yellow flamelike background.
The cover of Joe Posnanski’s “Why We Love Football” showing the title above a football on black background.
Obadiah Stane meme from iron Man, where Jeff Bridges’ character is screaming at a scientist, except he’s the saudis and he’s mad Ohio still has a better ride built in the forest with wood.
The cover of Jessica Gross’ “Open Wide” a rotated portrait showing a the eyes, forehead and hair of a haunted-looking man overlaid with a very pink, very yonnic slit.
The cover for Kylie Lee Baker’s novel, “Bat Eater and other names for Cora Zeng,” depicting a baroque-styled bat posed with dried flowers.
An utter crime against literature and common sense, the image shows one of the Pigs from the upcoming film Animal Farm, claiming to be drawn from Orwell’s work, …twerking.
Gif from “Bend it Like Beckham”, Jules (Keira Knightley) gushing about a soccer scout from Santa Clara
The cover of Daria Lavelle’s novel, aftertaste.
The cover of Laufey’s album, “a matter of time” showing the artist reclining at the bottom of a blue art-deco clock face with one leg skyward.
A faux-logo for the Kpop Demon Hunters sequel, “Dadrock Demon Hunters”
A statement by the Cleveland Guardians baseball team placing pitcher Emmanuel Clase on paid leave pending a gambling investigation.
Still of NY Yankee fans enjoying a hotel stay in a (very annoying) booking dot com commercial.
A picture of an orange cat half-sitting half hiding behind a couch cushion looking sadly at the camera
A mini crossword showing the clue “guitar effect that mimics a voice” and its (misspelled) answer, “w-a-w-a”
Game art for Sea of Stars: Throes of the Watchmaker, showing our heroes backgrounded by an evil watchmaker and a circus motif.
The cover of Sarah Wynn-Williams’ Facebook memoir “Careless People”, showing a shark fin prowling a small pool of blue.
A poorly photoshopped box of cereal with a Cleveland browns logo that says “oops! All quarterbacks”
A screenshot of the NYT Mini Crossword for 3/24/25, where 1 Down asks the current #1 Seed in the NBA’s Eastern Conference.
The cover of Wright Thompson’s “The Barn: The Secret History of a Murder in Mississippi” showing the barn where Emmett Till was murdered in grayscale against a sepia background.
A lunchbox note with the following text: “How is St Patrick’s Day like an Autotuned Music Festival? Lots of Sham Rock” with a cartoon of a shamrock holding a guitar saying, ‘I don’t even know how to play this.’
A short video of bare trees swaying against a blue, sunny sky.
JJ the Tuxedo cat gives a reproachful look from his teal chair.
The cover of Kevin Barry’s novel,The Heart in Winter, depicting a brown paper heart on a salmon background with a couple on horseback against a sunset forming one of the heart’s top lobes.
The cover of Kurt Gray’s book Outrraged, showing a white exclamation point on a vibrant orange background.
.gif from Major League, showing Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger) at bat, pointing to the outfield bleachers, calling his shot.
A note in a lunchbox: “How are old folks lifting their walking sticks like chicken fingers, fries and toast? They’re Raising Canes.”
An orange cat curled up, showing its belly, begging for tummy rubs.
A book display sign reading, “books with that Ohio Rizz” showing the state of Ohio wearing “cool” pixelated sunglasses.
The cover of Freida McFadden’s thriller novel, Never Lie, showing a black leather sofa against a white brick wall.
Pic of a tabby sitting in a cloth cap.
The cover of Jim O’Heir’s memoir, Welcome to Pawnee, showing caricatures of the Parks and Recreation cast.
Pixel art of Brutus Buckeye holding aloft the CFP Championship Trophy over his fallen foes: a (Texas) longhorn skull, a (Tennessee) hound dog on crutches, a limp (Oregon) duck and an unconscious (Notre Dame) leprechaun.
A gif of the dance scene for “Revolting Children” from the movie adaptation of the Musical “Matilda”
A tuxedo cat sitting on a lap, giving a withering stare to camera upon being asked to move.
A picture of a blue canary (night light) in the outlet by the light switch.
A note in a lunchbox: How do you catch a Theodore Bull? With a Ted Lasso And a surprisingly horrifying drawing of a bull with Ted Lasso’s mustache and pompadour saying, “Moo, y’all”
A tuxedo cat sits, staring to camera, with his tongue poking out of his mouth.
Sandra Boynton’s “The Going to Bed Book” showing cartoon animals in pajamas running upstairs to bed.
Cleo the Tabby Cat displaying her “resting angry face”
A lunchbox note with a dad joke: “Why did the yellow M&M get fired? Because they were always choco - late.” With a cartoon of aYellow M&M saying, “actually, I failed a drug test.”
Bank statement showing 49 cents of profit from book sales.
Cover of the collection of Jorge Luis Borges’ short fiction collection, Ficciones, showing the author looking up at the architecture inside a grand building
Lunchbox note with a dad joke: “How is a first time cat-mom like Hugh Jackman? Both have new Fosters.” With a cartoon of a cat in a sailor outfit singing “Anything Goes”
A picture of a well-loved copy of America’s Test Kitchen TV Show Cookbook, 2001-2015, it’s slip cover wrinkled and stained from recipes past.
A lunchbox note: Where will you find a French Shark? The Chomps-Élysées With a cartoon of a smoking shark wearing a beret and holding a baguette saying, “zat ees not funny.”
The cover of George Carlin’s book, “Brain Droppings,” showing the comedian in a black t-shirt and pants
A note in a lunchbox: How do you pay for a house with a candy roof? With Gingerbread. With cartoon of a blinged out gingerbread man saying “I got stacks on stacks on stacks, y’all.”
The cover of Chuck Palahniuk’s Survivor, showing a plane plummeting downward against an orange sky.
A note in your lunchbox: why won’t the spoon tell anything to the plate and bowl? Because they’re total dishes. A silly cartoon below has a bowl and plate gossiping that the fork has had some work done.
The cover of AC Weisbecker’s novel, Cosmic Banditos, showing a physicist and a Bandito looking at a large book whilst floating in midair.
Two Bluesky posts, one showing a picture of a seal and the other a work of expressionist art titled “Taste” which, somehow, also looks like a seal.
The iconic bluegreen cover of the first edition of James Joyce’s Ulysses
The cover of Kate DiCamillo’s “Flora and Ulysses”, showing a contemplative young Flora with Ulysses the squirrel flying over her head.