Keith Lowell Jensen

@keithlowell.bsky.social

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Comedian Author Mother of Dragons https://keithlowelljensen.com

Flyer text reads: Keith Lowell Jensen with friends, a night of comedic storytelling presented by In a Nutshell at the San Francisco punchline. Flyer includes a photo of all four comedians, a smiley faces, and a smiley face flower
Still from the made for TV movie Salem's Lot which shows a boy opening the window to let in his dead brother who's floating outside
Screenshot of my comedy special What I Was Arrested For on YouTube with comment reading "Keith you're my new favorite comedian, awesome set thanks!"
Ted and Bill from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, in a scene where they are in the Middle ages, Bill is in armor.
Cover of Tiger Torn, a kids book, illustration included a little girl in cat ears and a tiger in a postal uniform walking through a park eating ice cream
Me in a tiger striped suit with my book's illustrator, Evan Lilley, holding a copy of Tiger Torn in Wild Sister's bookstore in Sacramento.
Frog and toad from the children's book frog and toad are friends are sitting together near a flower garden
In a nutshell presents live story telling January 23rd stories of substance to what happens when drugs go right? January 23rd at the Sophia Four exceptional storytellers tell all. Kiry Shabazz inanutshellstorytelling.com Fire includes a photo of Kiry Shabazz
Me with my books
Divine as Babs Johnson in the John Waters film pink flamingos, wearing a tight red dress with they too like bottom, holding a gun, with garish over the top drag makeup and hair.
White text on black background with scary eyeballs. Text reads: With Halloween coming, please by careful. What looks like candy might actually be candy, just candy. Get your edibles from a reliable source.
Text reads "2025 Creative Growth Fellowship Grantee Arts and Culture City of Sacramento" And there's a picture of a kind of Blue ribbon award sort of thing some flowers or some crap
Lucy Moses stands in front of a window wearing a white T-shirt with a baby squirrel sitting on her shoulder
Trader Joe's crunchy chili onion
Picture of a hot dog and potato salad in the background. Text box reads I will be having hot dogs and potato salad on the 4th of July! "Really, Keith? You don't strike me as the patriotic type." Vegan hot dogs and potato salad. "Ahhh, I see."
Me Sid and James in Sacramento outside the arena
Meme featuring a pic of me, Keith Lowell Jensen, on the microphone with text reading "When I think of George Orwell's ridiculous suggestion that by now we'd be speaking some sort of super efficient "newspeak" I just have to LMAO." George replied "ROFL"
Image of book cover for Keith Lowell Jensen: Punching Nazis and Other Good Ideas depicting a fist punching a face. Quote next to cover reads "Lowell's subtle humor shines through his meandering story telling style. And at the same time he rminds us that the streak of emboldened racist groups in our current political climate isn't new, punks have been punching Nazis for decades." East Bay Express "Your Summer Reading List"
Text reads: "Nazis get upset when books with titles like "Punching Nazis and other good ideas" are carried at public libraries, so... be sure to request my book, "Punching Nazis and other good ideas" from your local public library. Also, punch Nazis.
Album cover for Alice Cooper's "Love it to death" including a black and white image of the five band members in androgynous clothing in a circle of light like from a spotlight
Screen cap of a blurb I wrote for Good Times newspaper in Santa Cruz reading: "50 years ago Steel Pulse formed in Britain and soon found a home in the burgeoning UK punk scene which always had a strong link to the reggae scene popular with the country’s large West Indian immigrant community. They’ve been outspoken in their anti-racist views from the start, recording “Ku Klux Klan” as their first single and participating in the Rock Against Racism movement, founded after Eric Clapton went off on a drunken, racist screed onstage. They’ve had the musical chairs you’d expect from a 50 year run, but lead vocalist and founder David Hinds has stuck around through the entire half century, and he continues singing truth to power. Keith Lowell Jensen INFO: 8pm, Catalyst, 1101 Pacific Ave, Santa Cruz, $43.95, (831) 713-5492"
Amy Bee, Aaron Carnes, and me Keith Lowell Jensen, reading a Vonnegut book about writing, a non-fiction book about the Two Tone ska scene in Brittain, and The Pussy Detective.
Screen capture of my comedy special "What I Was Arrested For" on YouTube with comment reading "I haven't left so hard in such a long time. This guy is great 😂 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️"
Still from Futurama episode parodying ET. Fry and Jrrr touch their glowing butts together
Poseable wooden handset Ikea with the middle finger ring finger tied together to prevent kids from making them flip the bird
Screenshot of me at the microphone from my comedy special not for rehire on YouTube with a comment reading "this has got to be one of my favorite comedy sets of all time. I was crying, smiling, and clapping at my screen towards the very end."
Paul Giamatti sitting in a desk looking incredibly sad and that way only he can
Will Elder and Al Jaffee making silly faces in high school.
Album cover of R.E.M.'s debut "Murmur"
Me standing next to free menstruation products in the men's bathroom at a local library
B&W picture of Me and my wife, Bryna at 21. I am cooking breakfast in my raver clothes and blonde dreadlocks, while Bryna sits in the floor looking like a neo hippie with short hair.
Simple concrete or cement headstone in a cemetery with F. M. L. engraved upon it
My cat Marmalade sleeping
Sad clown b&w
Advertising placard for Trump Steaks showing Trump pointing to a bladder of stakes
Me in a dope ass shirt
A picture of me with a beard wearing a banana shirt and my lucky card again drinking tea with my daughter's stuffed hedgehog Josephine.
Me sitting at the bar at Colonial Cafe
A picture of the opening minute of the original Super Mario Bros video game.
A close up of a young Shane McGowan at the microphone, eyes closed biting his bottom lip, hat on his head
Band photo of The Pogues from there third album If I should Fall from Grace With God
A picture of Don Geronimo from a local TV news broadcast. His forehead is bloody and he's wearing a neck brace. Text on screen reads "DON GERONIMO KHTK-AM Radio Host"
Poster for comedy show featuring a picture of a black and white dog, maybe something in the heeler family. Text reads CafeColonial916.com Wit Happens Wednesdays Cafe Colonial March 12 Doors 6:30 Show 7:30 With Wendy M Lewis Keith Lowell Jensen Aivy Cordova Luke Soin George Olson Greg Asdourian
Photo of a young David Johansson dressed in the androgynous look of the New York Dolls sitting on a couch bed with satin sheets with two cans of beer on the floor on either side of him and a martini glass, one of the beer cans is Shlits and there's a straw coming out of it
Picture of Elon musk and Trump in the oval office, Elon aspiring a jacket over a t-shirt, and a ball cap
Me on stage in a blue cardigan, blue Wrangler Wrancher pants, a light blue button up shirt with bananas on it. Stage set includes dark green and light green striped wallpaper and framed pictures of bad people including pharma dude, pope ratzinger, Margaret Thatcher, Vlad the impaler and Charles Manson.
Screen grab of an email sent to guest.service@target.com The subject line is "Bring Back your DEI programs..." And the body of the email reads "and I will go back to shopping at your store."
Screen capture of Keith Lowell Jensen comedy special "What I Was Arrested For" playing on YouTube with two comments, one reading "Very funny!" And one reading "Wow this is not funny at all. Ridiculous 💀"
Meme with a photo of comedian on stage in a snazzy striped sweater talking into mic. Text overlay reads "My daughter Max was going through a phase where every time she was told to do something she'd yell "I love freedom! Why am I not free!? What about my freedom!? FREDDOM!? BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE!" While we were out in the car Max was backseat driving, as she does. "Stop sign daddy." "I don't think I want to stop, Max." "You have to!" "I have to? What my freedom? I want to go 100 miles an hour and ignore all the signs and lights. FREEDOM! BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE!" This could have backfired horribly but luckily she got the point and didn't cheer on my ignoring all traffic laws. She hasn't yelled at me about her freedom since. And that's how I talked my 4 year old out of being a libertarian. Keith Lowell Jensen @keithlowell Pic by Jakub Mosur"
Screen capture of YouTube video of Keith Lowell Jensen comedy special Not For Rehire showing comment from comedian Moses storm reading "I love this special! Keith is an incredible storyteller and comedian", and KLJ's reply "Thanks so much Moses!"
Host KLJ PRESENTS IN A NUTSHELL MOSTLY TRUE STORIES SOFIA THEATER 02/28 7:00 P.M. KATE WILLETT SMART AND FILTHY STORYTELLER, LUCY MOSES FUNNY AND FURRY STORYTELLER, JOHNNY TAYLOR ACID AND SUGAR STORYTELLER, JP FRARY WOOD AND SHADOWS STORYTELLER. February's theme strange bedfellows inanutshellstorytelling.com
Screencap of my phone showing buttons for Duck Duck Go, AP News, Bluesky, and pixelfed