keith squared

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video games and sometimes game dev and art and memes and bad impressions and video game adjacent content he/him https://twitch.tv/keithsquared

photo of the back of the KIND Granola package, the title says "ingredients you can see & pronoun", it's also written in french because happy canada day
it's just fantastic mr fox
excerpt from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the 4th one: "They agreed that the sense of dazzle stopped immediately at the back of their eyes and didn't touch any other part of them and came away strangely unsatisfied by the spectacle."
Neo Turf masters, golfer bending his golf club in frustration after (presumably) a bad shot
mario, on the moon, looking at earth in super mario odyssey (he did it first)
screencap from the zelda movie, zelda is standing in front of what almost looks like some kind of set construction with modern trucks and cranes
Banjo from Banjo-Kazooie, cartoony and clueless as ever, on a concrete island with a realistic gun turret (?) sticking out a concrete pillar behind him. there are contrasts happening here
DLSS 5 off: the cartoony, friendly chibi bomberman 64 DLSS 5 on: the sleek, futuristic, shiny bomberman act zero (certified classic)
cities skylines 2 screenshot. one motorcycle driven by a very peculiar individual with different colors clipping through their shirt and pants. they contain multitudes
large blue text says AN INVESTIGATING HOUSEWIFE in all caps from the nintendo direct trailer for paranormasight: the mermaid's curse
it's MALO from twilight princess (superior gamecube version). it's a still screengap of him doing a little "i want up" dance with his arms outstretched. eat your heart out boss baby.
in-game screenshot of a monument, with very cryptic series of letters: ABCDEFGL HIKMNOPI(?) STUVW OXYZ12345 cbdfit678 norsu i dunno maybe it's somebody's password or something
the inferior galactic federation soldier has been replaced with the superior life form (Talking Flower (TM)). the galaxy is at peace
footage of 2D game in very early development. an orange floppy disk runs back and forth a bit in front of a blue sky background on a grassy plain. pixel scaling is prominent.
video of a very very very early 2d platformer, floppy disk man is now in front of a blue background and can move left/right and jump around static screen.
video capture of a simple 2D platformer in greyscale. a floppy disk with eyes/legs runs and jumps around the screen and collects CDs and completes two short levels and ends on a rainy third. oops it says coins instead of CDs
it's a map of canada, supposed to be each province labeled with a different colour, but like, saskatchewan and ontario and quebec are all the same green, and northwest territories is spelled "norrhwest", and british columbia is spelled "brilisni", and most of the label colours do not properly match up to the actual colour of each province. and this was after a second try as the first was even worse.
one of the goated title screens of all time for xenoblade (wii). mostly blue sky/clouds, green field near the bottom, the monado embedded in the ground in the center. images you can hear
YOU PEAKED scouting report from the videogame PEAK where you climb up a mountain. stats show a time of 2:23:11 to clear, 1920m reached, LONE WOLF BADGE acquired for escaping the island in a solo expedition.
helpful diagram from the nintendo direct. the screen is split. left side says "games launching on nintendo switch 2" with a nintendo switch 2 logo with a big "2". right side says "games launching on nintendo switch" with a nintendo switch logo (without the 2). colors and layout is otherwise identical on both sides, which makes one think maybe they should have differentiated them better. but i digress
undertale-styled (i guess???) textbox of a skull guy (i don't know is that sans?) speaking the line "i've never played undertale -keithsquared"
donkey kong strikes a pose in DK:JB - arms crossed, teeth bared, tie flapping backwards in the wind and rain, as a spotlight illuminates his very furry body
screenshot of youtube shorts, with the sonic video displaying a view count of a WHOPPING 1.3K views. somehow.
a clip from SEGA GENESIS RANKING in which i find the word COPE ominously written across the screen in shiny letters in the Starlight Zone of the original Sonic the Hedgehog. huh!
title screen art from james bond: the duel for the SEGA genesis. it's the name of the game in red letters, against a colourful yellow/red/purple gradient background, with our titular hero's profile to the side. james is here in all his 16-bit glory - his striking blue eyes, his face which looks a bit like he's wearing a mask of himself (or pierce brosnan and christopher reeve had some kind of tuvix transporter incident), and his lips which are giving duck face (remember that?). he's holding his signature weapon, "GUN", with an extremely pale hand. the gun is also just a li'l guy.
the "not what i'm called" meme: the ting tings say "hey guys", the onlookers say "hell" "stacey" "her" "jane" and the ting tings reply "that's not my name" as they are wont to do
Spiderman 1 (PS4) rat, made up of some polygons, but not too many polygons, standing on a blurry textured road in the city (presumably NYC)
chatGPT screenshot. prompt: "how many r's are in strawberry?" the AI response: "The word 'strawberry' contains one 'r.'"
a popup shown when holding the back button in Google chrome - it is FULL of links back to the same article i'm already currently on, hiding the page i actually accessed the article from.
still from the "you need to visit the usa" commercial -- featuring sportsnet personalities -- that is airing often during hockey games on rogers sportsnet in canada. still shows a link to the website, visit the usa dot ca.
the NFL on FOX theme plays displaying an unpolished 'football' screen with pixel snow and three football images from shutterstock. keith pops up and sings along to the totally not-copyrighted music.
table with the top 10 ranked Genesis games so far - Rocket Knight Adventures in 1st, NHL '96 in 2nd, Battletoads & Double Dragon in 3rd, and then Sonic the Hedgehog, Aero the Acrobat 2, Fire Shark, NHL '94, Tecmo Super Bowl, Generations Lost, and Goofy's Hysterical History Tour rounding out the rest of the top 10.
very early sprite art of a hockey player, facing the camera. low-res like SNES sprite style. a few different colour and face combinations are shown.
primitive footage of a 2D hockey stick sliding around in a flattened 3D-rendered hockey rink in godot. not exactly a game yet. maybe step 1 of 1000.
a 3d model of a hockey rink in godot, or at least just the rink and boards, with very warped texture, pretty much looks like garbage
it's the "Your first 3D game" tutorial from godot, running in godot. from a mostly top-down perspective, a simple orange squid thing jumps around and avoids other randomly generated enemy squid things, on a grey-white background. the player is terrible at the game and only survives about 12 seconds. the screen darkens and displays YOU DIED after a collision, encouraging the player to consider their relative skill at gaming.
nintendo recap of "most-played games in 2024": first place is Xenoblade Chronicles 3 with 81 hours, second place is Xenoblade Chronicles 2 with 32 hours, third place is Mario & Luigi: Brothership with 25 hours.
four panel comic featuring Statler and Waldorf (the muppets): - first panel: trading dialog, "We sure had to wait a while for this one!" "Uh-huh! Any longer and I would have passed away of old age!" - second panel: more dialog, "I heard that thing has an analog stick!" "Yeah, and this is so boring I'm sawing anaLOGS!" - third panel: even more dialog, "At least it'll have a new Mario to play!" "He's definitely a plumber because his games are PLUMB boring!!" - fourth panel, reveal, it is the Nintendo Switch 2 reveal trailer, Koizumi is holding up the switch 2 box, looking irritated, thinking, "Inviting them was NOT a good idea." as Statler and Waldorf guffaw in the background: "The only switch I want to press on that is the OFF switch! Do-ho-ho-ho-ho!"
a Simpsons mobster looks on in shock as he sees Four Krustys
four panel comic in black and white, first panel: man facing camera, portrait, says "I love your daughter." second panel: voice off-screen says "what do you have to offer her?" with man closer to camera. third panel, camera is extremely close to man's eyes, he says "nothing." in bolded text. fourth panel, man is sitting alone on a park bench, hands holding his head. he is alone.
fan art of shadow the hedgehog. he is standing in front of a sunny green hill zone. he has his trademark Gun(TM). he is perturbed.
screenshot of NYT mini 'congratulations' popup, says "You solved The Mini in 28 seconds."
shigeru miyamoto, the legend, the hero, standing in front of a donkey kong shake kiosk, audibly asking what donkey kong's favourite food is because he somehow forgot?!
shigeru miyamoto, the legend, the hero, standing in front of a "K" panel from Donkey Kong Country, unable to grasp the reality of what the other letters are that must be collected