The Dread Librarian (Retired)

@kellcarpenter.bsky.social

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Librarian (retired), husband, father, Rush fan.

Cover art for the newest Rolling Stones album, “Foreign Tongues” featuring a caricature portrait combining the faces of Keith Richards, Ron Wood, and Mick Jagger.
Still photo of children with glowing eyes from the original Village of the Damned film with the caption “Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow.”
A July 4th feast of pulled pork, ribs, baked beans, potato salad, and corn on the cob.
Text from the 1989 novel “The Fool’s Run” by John Sandford. Highlighted text says “They like the idea of their engineers and key managers working at home.” Heavy lol.
Micky Dolenz on stage with his band at City Winery Atlanta on June 30, 2026.
Old photo of my grandfather Marlar Lafayette Carpenter, taken sometime in the early 20th century.
Four otherworldly looking children with glowing eyes and the caption “TINY TOTS WITH THEIR EYES ALL AGLOW”
A pack of lies and misinformation attempting to paint liberals as racists. It just ain’t true.
Mimosas growing in the side of the road
Robert Plant standing at a microphone singing
A racist is run out of town on a rail. As it should be. Taken from O Brother Where Art Thou?
The Legion of Doom headquarters, resting in a swamp with an ominous dark sky behind it.
Bobby Hill kicking Clark Peters in the crotch
Afroman wearing an American flag suit and posing similarly to the Uncle Sam pose with the words “I WANT YOU”
A scene from “O Brother Where Art Thou?” where Homer Stokes is being run out of a gathering after racist speech and admitting his participation in a racist organization.
Bobby Hill from “King of the Hill” on a pink tote bag saying “That’s my purse! I don’t know you!”
Flooding in an office hallway
A middle aged man holds a plate of muffins.
The aftermath of a discharged fire extinguisher
Outdoor advertisement for a Publix sub sandwich named for the Atlanta Falcons.
Cute cat asks “Plz sir, I can haz cheezburger?”
Marty Feldman as Igor in Young Frankenstein.
A puppet, looking ahead in one panel, then looking at the viewer in the next.
Two chairs, one sitting on top of the other, in an aisle between library shelves
Homemade French bread pizza.
Former MLB player Bobby Bonilla wearing a New York Mets uniform.
Bob and Doug McKenzie from SCTV’s “Great White North” sketch series.
My coworker’s granddaughter hanging out with me at work and joining me in a photo.
Album cover artwork for Led Zeppelin album Physical Graffiti
Aisha Tyler
X-Men #67, published September 1970
Closeup of dilated eyes.
“My Effin’ Life,” Geddy Lee’s biography.
Signs with graffiti.
Daredevil from the Born Again storyline. Art by David Mazzuchelli for Marvel Comics.
Two slices of pineapple, ham, and bacon pizza on a plate.
Still photo from the film “Village of the Damned” showing children with glowing eyes
A man who is not happy to be wearing a Santa Clause suit.