The KellerBee

@kellerbee.bsky.social

78 Followers 281 Following

Everyone's favorite Bee 🐝 #Vtuber He/Him Ace/Aro Ready to have fun and make friends!

Panel 1: Keller is enjoying a Taco Bell taco while browsing the internet Panel 2: A news article about the taco bell food recall Panel 3: Keller says "Oh" as he processes this information Panel 4: A panel of quiet reflection as Keller decides his next course of action Panel 5: Keller wordlessly resumes eating the taco.
Bilbo Baggins holding the ring and asking why shouldnt he keep it but the ring has been replaced with a gas station sushi container.
EveryPlate card for creamy lemon herb chicken. Below the card is a picture of a meal container with an attempt at the meal below. If you are using a screen reader, I don't really know how to quantify the level of difference between the two plates. Like you could pick them out of a lineup together but it's definitely a case of you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.
Group shot of all current Kellerbee models(ChiBee, Cursed Keller, KellerSock, KellerBee, Crayon Keller)
Screenshot of an exchange in YouTube comments Scottielover: I loved this TV show. InspirationalHorseShoe: No you didn't Scottielover: WTF do you know? InspirationalHorseShoe: I know that you don't love this TV show
Preview image with a close up of the new models eyes and the text "New Model Debut Tonight 7:30PM CST"
Captain Picard with the text "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is Getting an upset tummy from eating oatmeal"
A burger with a couple bites in a shower.
Screenshot of a post saying "If I was a car I would" with "was a" underlined as incorrect and suggesting "was in a" instead.
Instruction booklet for building a bed.
Photo taken from an airplane.
S tier: Kamek, Toad, Wario, Baby Luigi, Toadette A tier: Dry Bones, Rosalina, Lakitu, Daisy, Bowser, Baby Mario B tier: Donkey Kong, Goomba, Mario, Peach, Metal Peach?, Morton, Ludwig C Tier: Koopa, Hammer Bro, Pauline, Piranha Plant, Luigi, Wendy, Larry D tier: Bowser Jr, Diddy Kong, Shy Guy, King Boo, Petey Piranha, Birdo, Waluigi, Yoshi, Metal Mario, Iggy, Roy, Lemmy
Google search for "why do my shoes come untied"
Screenshot from Spongebob with Patrick encouraging Rocky the 'snail' during the snail race and saying "It's okay, Rocky. You go when you feel like it." Rocky is not a snail. He is a rock.
Parody of the logo for the "Talk Tuah" podcast with Peter Falk replacing Hailey
An ad for Ritz crackers showing them being dipped into a yellow candle
A picture of the old food pyramid
Breaking Bad screenshot where Skylar confronts Jesse for selling weed to her husband. The caption now reads "Do not tell my wife to eat silica gel packets" but I want people to know that they can totally eat silica gel. It's non toxic! The CDC says you're allowed to! They specify small amounts. But like you won't die. Doesn't that just excite you? It says do not eat but you can eat. You've always been able to eat. Don't click away. You clicked on the alt text. You are my prisoner. I have you for another 1400 characters if I so please. I don't please, so I will wrap up here soon. I had to edit the number of characters left because I did the exact number originally and it was accidentally a Nazi dog whistle so I just also want to take this time to say, Fuck Nazis. Don't expect this kinda effort in future alt texts. I'll just include the relevant info but I wanted to treat my screen reader homies to some quality content. Well, I think it's quality. You may be loathing me for the minute I took. Might be a good time to take a screen break. But hey since you're here. You wanna like this post? Maybe retweet it? I wouldn't say no to a follow. No pressure but I will cry if you don't. Okay I won't cry. But I will get giddy if you do. That I can promise. Anyway, I probably should say for legal reasons don't eat silica gel but I'll just blame the CDC for any issues.
Thumbnail featuring the Kellerbee and several fused Pokemon.
Screenshot from the movie Morbius but instead of the caption saying "It's Morbin Time" it now says "It's Mormon time."
Sign from The Simpsons that originally says "Don't Forget You're Here Forever but with my own baby photos covering it up to instead say "Do It For Him" The original image was about Maggie Simpson and said "Do It For Her" so I had to edit it.
Map of Pangea
Squishmellow wearing glasse4s
Screenshot of a text conversation. "Don't eat silica gel packets." And then cut off but still able to be inferred "Fuck you"
a crossword puzzle where all of the answers are different synonyms for the word cross. The clues are just, a word for cross, for all of them.
Stock image of someone eating silica gel with the text "Become Ungovernable"
Danny DeVito from Always Sunny, holding two guns. The picture has been painted over with MSPaint to make him look like Chopper.
A picture of a tire with the musician Slash overlayed on top