Kelley Skovron

@kelleyskovron.com

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Writer, witch, mother, trans lady of a certain age https://kelleyskovron.com 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Shiver leans in close to my Squidling mechanic with a suggestive smile and says "You're not too shabby, are you..."
Photo essay review as Shiver dressed in masculine attire as the Phantom of the Opera, looking like an elite butch queen
Shiver smirks while attempting to snatch my well earned treasure away from me with a fishing pole
Screenshot from Tomodachi Life showing Miis of me, as well as characters from Hope and Red, Ranger of Marzanna, and Gutter Mage, all wielding toy swords
Photo of a tiny succulent plant in a pot and a decorative woven basket
Screenshot of my Elden Ring character holding what appears to be a bouquet of roses but is in fact a blood dripping mace shaped like a bouquet of roses
Screenshot of my Elden Ring character wearing the sword maiden armor, which includes a white shawl that is soaked with blood.
Screenshot of my Bandcamp collection featuring new acquisitions FVNERALS, set dressing, and Phoebe Bridgers
Screenshot of my Elden Ring character gallantly holding the hand of a human sized very beat up string and ceramic doll that was used by Ranni the Witch
Screenshot of Zelda from Echoes of Wisdom in which I used amazing photo editing to add a ham emoji so it looks like she's just acquired that instead of the tri rod. Who needs ai when you got skillz like mine!
screenshot from Elden Ring showing my "Bloody Ballerina" build character standing in a waterfall cavern before a coffin. The system promote offers the option to "Rest in coffin" if you press the A button.
Image of Rosalia from the super mario galaxy movie trailer
Screenshot of my music collection on Bandcamp, including two new albums, Ladoga by Olhava and The Buried Storm by Darkher
Screenshot of nintendo store app declaring that I have put more than 1000 hours into skyrim
A researcher tells my Pokemon trainer that there are male Pokemon, female Pokemon, and even pokemon with unknown genders
A bowl of what is essentially lentil soup but with hotdogs to make it more appealing to my kids and also the stock was made with a ham hock because I am from Ohio and don't judge me
screenshot of Disney+ phishing scam email with arrow pointing at the sender called "DisneyHelp+" that uses a school-day.com email address
Sparkrock website screenshot with contact info circled
A spoof D+ email claiming there's a problem with my account and I need to update my payment info or it will be canceled, which is curious since my D+ account is not currently active...
screenshot of my bandcamp collection showing my latest purchases, including albums by Jo Qual, Sadness, Lana Del Rabies, and last month's purchase, Parannoul
screenshot of part of a mail message in a thunderbird, which doesn't allow image display by default. The alt text claims that EVERY newsletter is called Command Line and is written by Alex Heath
Yugioh card called Slacker Magician shows a girl lounging on a sofa while watching potions boil
Faded CD cover for the album Cleo Sings Sondheim by Cleo Lane, with Cleo just gazing off and looking fabulous
Screencap from the video game Elden Ring of a character wearing a deeply impractical (for defense) but cool-looking (according to me) outfit, wielding a decidedly mid-tier weapon that nonetheless looks stylish, gazing out across Luneria of the Lakes at a distant castle
A deck of Yugioh cards and the top card is called "Painful Return"
Photo of a face down deck of Yugioh cards with the White Night Queen card flipped face up
Screenshot of the DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ album titled Destiny, which features an illustration of a mysterious witch and other folk hanging out on a beach or something? My comment: "Everywhere I go, at some point during a gathering I play this album. From New York City to Mexico City, from Washington DC to Columbus, Ohio people stop and say, 'That's such an amazing vibe.' And they are correct."
moment from Ghost in the Shell the original movie of cybernetic fingers typing impossibly fast
screenshot of my new tab page in firefox with three sponsored links appeared out of nowhere and a whole new "popular today" section that I 100% did NOT enable
Jessie from Team Rocket at first appears to be crying, only to reveal a very evil laugh!!!
A system generated badge for my Ghost.io site, VelvetGraves.com with apparently on the Fediverse is @witch@velvetgraves.com
Screen cap of bios scan results, memory test marked as failed
Email from fake John Grisham inviting me to collaborate with him
Screenshot of the Spotify artist profile for Liz Harris, a.k.a. Grouper, being a total mature woman badass
Trans woman looks inro the camera. Behind her is the City Hall of Philadelphia and folks gathering for the march
Book cover for Blood and Tempest, which shows a man wielding a revolver, a woman with a clawed hand, and above them, a trans woman wielding magic-looking stuff that's definitely not in the book but whatever
Ad for Philly ballet school showing small children sitting with perfect posture, all wearing the same white leotard and with the same tight bun as they listen intently
Hip-hop style graffiti but with sad girl, rubber duckie, and a rocket ship with exhaust that turns into skulls
A stunningly beautiful trans woman holds a copper colored rabbit
Image of a closed laptop with lots (some might say an excessive amount) of stickers, including one of Oscars Wilde that says "Literature Drives Me Wilde". Other stickers include "read banned book" and "trans rights arw human rights", as well as pop culture images like Harley Quinn and art from the latest album from Tokyo music collective Anoice
An astonishingly gorgeous middle-aged trans woman, who adamantly insists her hair is blond despite it long ago having turned dishwasher, looks at the camera, which is ill-advised since she's walking down the street and could run into a tree or stoop or whatever at any moment
Panel from webtoon Writer's Legacy: a young Korean man clutches a beer bottle, slumped against the bar as he says "The writer's life is chewing me up and spitting me out..."
Interior of the Academy of Music auditorium, my hand holding up the program for Swan Lake
View through the window my 3rd floor apartment of a dude who has climbed to the top of a tree with a chainsaw because apparently things were not already loud enough...
Blonde trans woman (me!) wearing a black hoodie with the Unreqvited band logo on it
Image from the first Monster Prom game of the player character girl Frankenstein's Monster holding an umbrella for Vera, the gorgon/Medusa character
highlights include "organ gouge", "bone meat impact", and "knife opening body"!
A screenshot of audio sound effect files with names like Skeleton Baddie Laugh (Skeletor), Silly Supervillian Laugh (Joker), and Mechanical Suit Boss Laugh (not sure but sounds familiar)
View from the orchestra section of the Walnut Street Theatre main stage, and my hand holding up a playbill for Noel Coward's Hay Fever
Brighly colored mix of flowers that smell just divine!
My feet with white socks that have stripes, diamond patterns, and the name "Harley"
View of a coffee shop, including my laptop with a number of ridiculous stickers on it
"Out of of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope."
Screenshot of my FFXIV character, a female Viera (rabbit person) in her level 50+ Weaver gear, ready to make YOUR fashion dreams come true!
Sign reads: "TO THE PERSON LEAVING DOG BAGS IN OUR TREE WELLS - WE HAVE YOU ON CAMERA, WATCH YOUR BACK"