Ghost in a Shell with Shoes

@kelonwheels.bsky.social

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I'm tired.

Rob Israel's illustration of an awkward, balding, buck toothed Elon Musk.
A screenshot of the HUD.gov website, with a giant red banner reading "The Radical Left in Congress shut down the government. HUD will use available resources to help Americans in need."
Closeup of vibrant red flowers with a "No Kings in America" sign below them.
Saucy T. Sausage, the mascot of the Portland Bangers, stands next to Tom O'Leary of TC O'Leary's pub, who is holding up a Bangers scarf and cheering
A screenshot from Duolingo that says "Have you seen <name>? Nudge them to keep learning!"
A bright yellow cargo bike standing vertically on a sidewalk, with the rear tire removed
Photo of three styles of breast biopsy markers made from twisted silver colored wire.
A 1979 magazine ad for Wolfschmidt Vodka, featuring a ballroom with a fancy couple dressed like Russian aristocracy standing behind a borzoi who is probably supposed to be looking majestic but is making a happy borzoi derp face instead. The caption reads "Wolfschmidt Vodka. The spirit of the Czar lives on."
An orange graphic of the Duolingo owl with text "I'm on a 1500 day learning streak!"
A spray bottle says "No."
Dr. Manhattan Menswear Guy vaporizes a guy and says "YOUR JACKET IS WRONG."
Cowboy Snorlax says "Whoa there pardner! Round these parts we don't stand for that there kind of transphobic nonsense."
A light blue All-City Space Horse bike leans against a tree with other bikes in the background
Screenshot from Meta's Transparency Center, reading "Mental characteristics, including but not limited to allegations of stupidity, intellectual capacity, and mental illness, and unsupported comparisons between PC groups on the basis of inherent intellectual capacity. We do allow allegations of mental illness or abnormality when based on gender or sexual orientation, given political and religious discourse about transgenderism and homosexuality and common non-serious usage of words like “weird.”"
A ham hock in a pot of blackeyed peas and greens for New Year's Day.
A punk carrying an amp with a Misfits sticker and a tinier punk shredding on guitar next to a tiny forklift say "Remember! There's nothing punk rock about ignoring forklift safety and procedures."
Graphic of a CNN poll allegedly showing "most" people in the US have confidence in Trump, with a paragraph underneath showing the poll was of 1011 people.
A neon yellow Tern HSD cargo bike loaded up with groceries covered with bright blue IKEA bags.
A bright blue IKEA bag holds a 20 inch bike wheel with a shiny silver brake disc in the center.
An illustration by Yoshi Yoshitani labeled "Cancer Sun" with a cute winged mermaid riding on a hermit crab.
A TV with a PS5 awkwardly perched in front of it like a weird little spaceship, displaying the start screen for Dragon Age: The Veilguard with lots of purple and dragons and dramatically drawn characters.
A city street in Fallout 4 with green text reading "Everyone disliked that."
A bright yellow cargo bike in a rainy parking lot. The front and rear rack and panniers are loaded up with groceries with bright blue IKEA bags draped over them.
A carpet of bright yellow gingko leaves speckled with raindrops.
Screenshot from the Libby library app showing that I'm 10th in line to read Suzan Palumbo's COUNTESS.
Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen vaporizes a guy while saying, " YOUR JACKET IS WRONG".
A triumphant Duolingo owl in orange announces that I'm on a 1400 day learning streak.
Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force tells Meatwad "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this."
A line drawing of an iceberg labeled "The ADHD Iceberg". Text reads "What people think ADHD actually is: trouble focusing, fidgeting" and "What ADHD actually is: having a fat ass, being a good kisser, thick thighs, being so sexy all the time, being right about everything all the time, curvy as hell."
A crying cartoon white person says "I'm being silenced for my opinions." Two angry geese say "Which ones? Which ones, motherfucker?"
A crying cartoon white person says "I'm being silenced for my opinions." Two angry geese say "Which ones? Which ones, motherfucker?"
A dog in a black and white striped rain poncho sits in a bright pink and blue crate on the back of a cargo bike, looking back at the camera. The hood of the poncho is covering most of the dog's face. A colorful Oregon license plate on the back of the crate reads "Cedar".
A thick layer of red, orange, and yellow leaves on a city sidewalk.
Snorlax says "Whoa there pardner! Round these parts we don't stand for that there kind of transphobic nonsense." Snorlax is wearing a black cowboy hat and boots and standing in front of the trans flag.
An info graphic titled "Writing Alt Text". Descriptor suggestions in colorful highlights read "identify who", "expression", "description", "colour", and "interesting features". Below, a photo of a capybara is described as "A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on top of the capybara's head.", with each type of descriptor highlighted in the appropriate color.
An infographic titled "Writing Alt Text". Descriptor suggestions in colorful highlights read "identify who", "expression", "description", "colour", and "interesting features". Below, a photo of a capybara is described as "A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on top of the capybara's head.", with each type of descriptor highlighted in the appropriate color.
An info graphic titled "Writing Alt Text". Descriptor suggestions in colorful highlights read "identify who", "expression", "description", "colour", and "interesting features". Below, a photo of a capybara is described as "A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on top of the capybara's head.", with each type of descriptor highlighted in the appropriate color.
A yellow dog with big pointy ears, a white mask, and striking blue eyes.
A drawing of a hand squirting a spray bottle with "No" in big red letters.
The back of a Better Bar wrapper with "Compost Me" written across the end
The state of Oregon in blue with "I Voted" and "#oregonvotes" in yellow.
A spooky spider crab thing with laser beam eyes says "Silence, brand!" as it blows up a smaller spooky crab thing.
A text message dated Wednesday October 30 reading "Your ballot has been accepted and counted. Get your virtual Oregon 'I Voted' sticker, available in several languages. Choose your favorite virtual sticker at https://www.multco.us/ivoted "
The state of Oregon in blue with the text "I Voted" and "#oregonvotes# in yellow.
A shelf of colorful White Wolf role-playing game books, mostly Changeling.
Dinosaur in sunglasses says "that wasn't very cash money of you"
Angry Cinnamon Toast Crunch says "what the cinnamon toast fuck is this"
Trans flag cowboy says "Whoa there pardner! Round these parts we don't stand for that there kind of transphobic nonsense."
An incredulous Willem DaFoe in THE LIGHTHOUSE says "Look at ye. Posting cringe."
Portland General Electric's current outage map, showing several power outages in and around Portland, Oregon.
A scribbly drawing of a goose with a bright orange bill and feet, which appears to be wearing a baggy shirt and rolled up pants and is wading in a puddle.
An apartment kitchen, with water leaking from the fire sprinkler on the ceiling into a plastic bucket on the floor. Nearby, another bucket suggests the presence of other leaks.
A pointy-eared yellow dog with light blue eyes and dramatic smoky eyeliner stares fixedly upward toward an out of frame squirrel.
A possum screams into a microphone. The caption reads, "Often screaming just feels like the appropriate reaction."
A Bluesky-generated text block that reads "Celebrating 10M users" with the number 1,556,894 and my username and join date underneath.
A screenshot of my Bluesky feed with a quote post with a photo of Chappell Roan, Sword Lesbian, followed by Talia's post mentioning that four people have sent her the same photo.
A Cybertruck with a dark red vinyl wrap behind a black chain link fence, because these abominations do not deserve freedom or real paint.
Photo of a cloth patch in a pointed arch shape with zigzag pinked edges in orange and black . The center of the patch has a colorful drawing of a pale skinned woman in a crown and veil with the words "Madonna del Ghiallo" written over her head on a blue background bordered by a silver bike chain. She looks tired, possibly because the bike tire she's holding has a flat, or maybe because her heart is on fire and pierced by a quick-release skewer.
Closeup of a bright blue crate with hot pink foam bumpers on the back of a cargo bike, full of empty LaCroix and popsicle boxes.
A light skinned person wearing a black KN-95 mask, a bike helmet, and a black Gogol Bordello band t-shirt has their sleeve rolled up exposing a faded tattoo with a blue band-aid stuck across the middle. The band-aid is upside down and has "Kroger Health" printed on it in white.