kelsey lewin

@kelslewin.bsky.social

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“Compact and laser-focused” - The New Yorker. Video game history enthusiast and Wonderswan evangelist. LFGM⚾️ Co-Owner: @pinkgorillagames.com Also at @minnmax.com and @pewpewbang.bsky.social

a retro TV looking background showing the text "pink gorilla tempe, az fall 2026"
A mostly empty store with a Pikachu statue facing the wall in creepy lighting
a narrow hallway with pink walls, a pink curtain, and warm lighting coming from the outside so the curtain looks glowy
photo of our repair desk which has a Wii on it as well as a mallet and a saw
The “no take only throw” dog comic but replaced with “no make product”, “only get money”
a photo of the interior of a plane showing that i am the sole occupant of literally all the exit rows
an image of the box art for a psp game called what did I do to deserve this my lord
A receipt from H Mart, where some cookies are listed as “LT binch biscuit”
A Japanese copy of Doubutsu no Mori (animal crossing) on the N64, and some guide books, on a pink blanket
A big cutout of charizard on the end of a lawnmower display at Best Buy
a display of hanging Labubu-like dog toys that are also keychains?
The current NL east standings, with everyone tied for 1st except the Phillies
A plastic ferry boat with chicken and fries inside in front of a backdrop of the mariners ballpark
my dog, a very silly borzoi, making an excited face at an enormous plush baseball toy
the most flattened, smooshed GBA box you've ever seen in your life
A typed up letter that says: Dear Kelsey Lewin: It seems like you have jumped on the scam wagon. I don't know what universe you live in but a sports title is not rare. That 2013 F1 is not a rare title. Sports titles are very common; I don't know where your getting this idea that this game is rare. You made up a bogus story saying that this video game is rare when it is not. You should be ashamed of yourself because there are people that can barely afford food, and you Idea is to sell them a sports title, supposedly it is rare for a 150 dollars. You got to remember they have not increased minimum wage sense 2010. You are no different from the luxury name brands. Or you need to buy Gucci or Versace your not shit without it. Your feeding off of peoples insecurities. Even my video collection though small will be better than yours regardless because I have quality control. I can imagine most of your video game collection is shit. Because 90% of video games are shit. This 10% are considered top tear video games. Some people say you are price gouging video games. I wonder is there some truth to that? Because the way I think it works, that you will promote that video game and you get a cute of that money. I am surprised that you are not promoting video games that are freaking cheap. I get most of my games from GOG.com. Usually they will sell a video game 2 dollars brand new. It is funny when you gamers talk about video game preservation when you are not doing anything about it. I can create installer disks from GOG.com. So long as the website does not shut down, I actually own my games. It is funny how you gamers act tough on the internet. I challenged you gamers to a fist fight and you declined. How am I the pussy? And when you people hear my retarded ass voice, you think I am stupid. When I dropped that knowledge on your ass, you plow a gasket. You basically did it to yourself, for thinking that I am stupid. You take care and I am better than you.
A manual for “the singing machine”, a karaoke machine using the SNES font
A close up of a borzoi holding a small Italian sausage plush
A graphic showing that the called strike 3 to end the game was like 6 inches outside the strike zone
A smoliv figure with thick angry eyebrows drawn on
a doodle on a sticky note of a giant shrubbery with a tiny bird face on it
a close up of the new Pokemon browt, who is a bird with very large eyebrows
3d cartoon-ified blender art of a white and tan borzoi
A dirty Xbox 360 console with PlayStation symbols painted on the size. Someone also wrote “Gen Z” and drew a Star of David on it
Winter scene in a painting with several animal crossing villagers painted in: Nate, pietro, Bluebear, rasher, wart jr, dom, rover, and goose are painted so far
Winter scene painting. In the foreground are Dom and Bluebeard from animal crossing along with some sketches of other villagers. In the background are Nate, part of Pietro, Goose, and a white outline of what will eventually be Marshall
the same winter scene painting with goose in the background, bluebear to the left in the foreground, and dom a little closer to the front in the foreground
the same painting but now bluebear and half of dom from animal crossing are there in the foreground
Close up of the building in the painting. The plaque now says “Ice out!”
A painting of a winter scene. Goose the chicken from animal crossing is in the background
me looking absolutely defeated on the couch with my hand on my forehead
An illustration of hello kitty kissing dear daniel on the cheek
borzoi staring intently at chickens on the television from about half an inch away
Pete Alonso and Jesse winker doing a very flamboyant and adorable high five
Screenshot that shows $10,850 has been raised so far
a white borzoi barely hanging onto a giant tennis ball
Texts I sent that say “I hate football” and then “I LOVE FOOTBALL” approximately 10 seconds apart
A paper shopping bag for Third Place Books
A paper shopping bag from avenue
Paper shopping bag from Woodland Mod
a paper bag stamped with Thread Hunter
Tote bag from immortal perfumes
me and my partner next to the Thanksgiving feast
A copy of Tenori On for Wonderswan. It’s in a plastic zip case with a manual
Beach photo of all the pew pew bang girls, Kelsey Haley Janet Sarah and editor Leo!
a new label on the cartridge. It’s a poorly drawn pink gorilla logo gorilla ripping his shirt off
an extremely broken copy of altered beast on Sega geneis
me in a nice dress in the backyard with my borzoi sitting in front of me, not looking particularly majestic
me dressed like a bulborb from Pikmin standing menacingly in the middle of my store
yet another notification, same day, from Facebook that says “you have anniversaries with your followers. Use generative AI to thank them for their support”
A notification from Facebook that reads “you have new top fans. Mention them to show your appreciation with a generative AI image”
The due up lineup card: 9. Call 1. Ohtani 2. Betts
an image composite of all 487 pitches thrown in this game
My borzoi holding a plush toy baseball bat