Ken Gregory

@kengregory.com

67 Followers 203 Following

Aging man. Likes coffee and talking to strangers. I have put no chemicals, only juices and berries.

A variety of tupperware, looking suspiciously like M&M candy from the 1980s, with colors ranging from "We smoke inside" yellow to "Let's use this color for our telephones, refrigerators, and toilets" avocado green.
Orange and Lemon Starbursts
Scammer asked me if I am going to an orphanage via sms. I respond as though I had already gone without them, because I heard there were free snacks.
A screenshot of a conversation with ChatGPT. I ask, "have you ever referred to a person as home slice" ChatGPT replies, "Oh, for sure! 'Home Slice' is a classic. You're officially my home slice now."
A container of shelled pumpkin seeds labeled “pumpkin seeds (seedless)”
A form prompting for first and last name. The first name input is filled in with Ken and the last name input is filled in with Gregory and is in an error state with the error message “Enter a last name”
A fluffy black and white cockapoo laying on a hardwood floor, facing the camera. His floppy ears draped over his paws.
A screenshot of a chat with an AI assistant. The user asks “Imagine me eating a whole frog”. The assistant replies with a generated image of the user seated at a counter holding a large, green, cane toad. In the image the user is depicted wearing a brown apron, with an expression that hints he is seeking approval from the viewer, but with a small degree of pride. The setting is a dimly lit kitchen. The frog is unimpressed and possibly unaware of what is happening.
A frying pan with an egg cracked into it with two yolks
A white LEGO brick with a pinhole containing a black LEGO pin, placed on a hardwood floor, with the pin pointing up.
A white 1 by 2 LEGO brick with a hole containing a black LEGO pin. It is laying on its face with the pin pointed straight up.
A set table for two at a Mediterranean restaurant. The two guests are served warm pita and in the center of the table is a small platter of Greek yogurt and an edible candle made of butter. The candle is lit and is glowing and golden.
Promotional paper plane for Ben Folds Paper Plane Tour 2024
A box of fudge and peppermint candy covered, minty Oreo inspired cookies
An AI generated scene of a Lifetime Channel leading man in the role of ineffective software engineering manager. His setup features with four monitors, theee upside down mice, and zero keyboards.
Red white and blue Nike sneakers on the feet of an aging middle-aged man who has decided to vote and doesn’t support cotton-candy-haired criminals who make their way on other people’s money and probably smells like pee.
An elderly cockapoo with a leaf on his head, standing in a raked lawn, and looking moderately displeased.