Keplorian

@keplorian.bsky.social

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I command spacecraft exploring the far reaches of the cosmos and bribe my dog to go to her crate. Honestly, I mostly just comment and reskeet.

Artemis II splashdown. The capsule is floating in the water with three chutes

Onion screencap with people smiling reading computers and phones with the headline 'Trove of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation's Love of Reading'

Simpsons screen cap where both Martin Prince and Bart are putting up signs that say 'A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy' for their student council election.

Gotta make sure them tongs are tonging (response to clicking tongs a few times before using them)

Good evening, sir. Would you please leave without a fuss right now?

Homer Simpson in front of a banner that says 'Can't Someone Else Do it?'

Unlike you jaded pessimists I still have the ability to feel optimistic about something after a lifetime of disappointment. And you know why? Because I"m stupid

A vote for BART is a vote for Anarchy!

Last line: ‘…if we are cis we can use bathrooms easily, so whew, look at all that privelage’

Homer in front of a sign that says ‘can’t someone else do it ‘