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pro-ED twitter user referring to alyssa liu: please guys is she fat or am i just disordered. i know she’s an athlete but that looks more like back rolls to me.
Marx founded All Things Possible Ministries, and has said he’s “led more than 150 high-stakes missions across some of the world’s most dangerous regions.” That includes, according to his campaign website, a mission into “ISIS territory” to save a group of kidnapped girls.
pegobry_en on twitter: This anchor baby thing feels pretty personal for me. When my wife got pregnant the first time, I was already working for US-based media/company, and we seriously considered doing the anchor baby thing. The reason we didn’t, ultimately, was moral: I just didn’t want to break the laws of a country I admired and loved. This is why I’m so radicalized on illegal immigration: by definition ~anyone who chooses to do immigrate illegally is someone who’s not a good addition to a nation because they don’t have a mindset that values abiding by laws and norms. It’s literally a test that selects *against* being a good future member of a society.
Tracy Jordan on 30 rock saying "when I go to sleep, nothing happens in the world"
community snacks brand "all mixed up" chips flavored with bbq, onion, vinegar, and garlic
Al Roker on 30 Rock announcing "Now without further ado, 3 hours of fireworks!"
still from 30 rock. one of the GE execs asking Jack "Can you get those fireworks that look like cowboy hats?"
Messi's Instagram post of an argentine style pizza he got in Miami
The one and only Rom
wikipedia page screenshot for Canadian tv personality "Ed the sock"
AI generated image showing a white man in a blue suit. The text reads "Jett Jasper for DC Ward 1 City Council"
Neera Tanden on twitter: I am definitely sympathetic to the adventures of shitposters but someone tweeting "F**k Kamala Harris" should simply be disqualified from winning a Democratic primary. Run in another party primary. New Yorkers, get it together.
a boy lost in a game of men
still of video posted by "Lone Star Liberty PAC" showing the text "Don't Cry" with scary looking video artifacts on the screen
Jordan Weissmann losing it bc Council member Frumin is supporting a a small property tax increase, demanding that Frumin's staffers "need to intervene."
wheeled DC garbage bin with attached cardboard sign "Feel free to toss your dog poo in here"
Deborah Lipstadt approvingly quote tweeting a call for Nick Kristof to get the Julius Streicher treatment.
Rfk Jr's improbable face
Marge Simpson holding up a child's overall beach suit in a clothing store while holding Maggie and saying "It has a starfish on the fanny"
New UNC bball coach Mike Malone wearing a UNC shirt and holding a basketball