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A supermarket refrigerated case with wrapped hams in it and a paper sign taped to the door that says "There are NO LIMITS on the HAMS"
An old cartoon of Militant Mary from the 19-teens. A stick figure of a woman with glasses and folded arms stands beside the text I'm over-worked! I'm under-paid! I'm sick and no-one cares! My friends, there's murder in my heart WHEN I SEE MILLIONAIRES!
Coupla tweets, the first from John Leavitt: "To the point where two guys, body servants to the pharoah who are buried together and whom the only references to love or relationships are to each other are considered by researchers to be friends" The reply, from nick melton: "OH MY GOD, THEY WERE TOMBMATES"
My score for this quiz was "Youth Coded" with an unc score of 10 and a youth score of 90. But have they considered that the 10 unc things i selected might have been VERY unc???
My deepest toyota corollances (it's a picture of a toyota corolla from ... maybe 1994? No idea)
I'm on public transit wearing a Psychic Dog hat, a stripey green tank top, and a facial expression somewhere between confident and exhausted. My hair is short, my earbuds are in, i've got some wrinkles but not that many in the grand scheme of things
Shredder and Krang are a couple and they Do It
A huge fucking turkey standing in the middle of a city street. The photo is taken from our car window as we drive around it, giving it a wide berth
A mug with the text "Super Mommio" in the Super Mario font, with an adult in a Mario costume and a kid in a Toad costume facing away from the viewer, looking off into the distance of a Mario game world. The Mario has the roundest, perkiest butt you have ever seen in your life
2 stick figure drawings of a guy sitting at a desk. They're identical except the one on the left is frowning and the one on the right is smiling. The frowning one is labeled "working" and the smiling one is labeled "posting"
A bunch of Bratz dolls (I think?) shouting, captioned "I'm not arguing with a str8 man, go use a 3-in-1 shampoo"
A plastic container full of oats for oatmeal purposes, with a big red bow stuck on top
Wooden carved monkey with staring eyes and exposed teeth, wearing a suit and carrying a candle in each hand. He forms the stem of a small lamp (the lampshade is barely in frame because that part isn't haunted). Do not give me shit about his being dusty. You wouldn't want to dust this creepy guy either if you could avoid it
Baby me on my dad's knee as he milks a cow, circa 1982. My dad looks fairly pleased with the whole situation, I look undecided; the cow's thoughts on the matter are lost to history.
Gif of a Mooninite from Aqua Teen Hunger Force flipping off the earth from space with the text "I hope you can see that I'm doing this, because I'm doing it as hard as I can"
Tweet from user @erin101green saying I am BEGGING yall not to call a meeting just to read from a slide deck WORD FOR WORD and then to say "i'll email this to yall after."
My back yard with a dusting of snow on the grass. It is April 7th by the way
Sign posted in a business's window with a graphic of an easter egg and the text: "In observance of the Easter holiday we will be closed April 5th, 2026 We apologize for any inconvenience but, yah boi has in fact risen"
Skeet from Ed Burmila: One of the best things about curling is that if you show up and the opposing team looks like four high school math teachers being honored for reaching their 30th year on the job you can relax with the certainty that you are about to get fucking annihilated
Two tweets from former wrestler The Iron Sheik: AT A HIGH LEVEL GO FUCK YOURSELF WITHOUT FURTHER ADO GO FUCK YOURSELF
Tweet from Craig Hunter @victimsofcomics: so proud to come from a long line of shipyard workers only to end up sitting at my wee desk finishing my wee video for my wee tech job
A 3-way (calm down) venn diagram where the 3 circles are vampires, pirates, and cowboys, and the place where all 3 overlap is labeled "bi." The diagram is also colored in the colors of the bisexual flag because of course it is.
A slice of a photo of someone walking around, with the text "bottoms that work hard and look great"
The inside of a bathroom stall door. There's some writing on it but the relevant part says "a trans woman used this restroom and nobody died ♡"
Cartoon wizard wiggling his fingers as he casts a spell. The text says "OoOoOOoO self-doubt and self-loathing are over OoOoOOoO you're capable and worthy and sexy OoOoOOoO"
Picture of a lady with text overlaid. It now says "um, to have to clear your cache is really upsetting" but originally the really upsetting thing was "to get an email" and that's crossed out. It's still correct though. Both
A tumblr(?) post from user charl0ttan that says "the skill of going 'jesus i just don't fucking care' and scrolling on"
Picture of a deer at night overlaid with the text "i'm rarely a hater, but when i hate, my hate comes from a place of ethics, nuance, and critical analysis"
A tweet from a guy named "Swolecialist" that says "bitch not this clock shit"
My Canadian Lovebird is the Canada Goose Drawing of two Canada geese, one yelling "did you just honk at my spouse?!"
Student ID photo of young me with fire-engine red hair, just above chin-length, and a confident facial expression
Picture from the old Drunk J. Crew blog which shows models from the J Crew website, all of whom are posed and styled to look kind of hammered for some reason. This one is looking down while vaguely gesturing at her head and the text added reads "i don like what's my HAIR"
Photo looking down at a pair of legs in ugly pink snow pants, standing in a shoveled out section of sidewalk. Around this area the snow is up to the hip of the person pictured
A bluesky notification that says "We ran out of posts from your follows. Here's the latest from Discover."
Me making a face of "well, what are you gonna do" while wearing a yellow sweater that has a bunch of little holes in it
A thread of tweets: Stephanie (@isosteph) : websites on the computer should stop asking for my location. shut the fuck up. Bhoka (@boop) : do websites deserve rights? I think not....... Stephanie (@isosteph) : websites should wait silently for scraps of my attention and that's it
A cartoon of a robot squirting a person with a spray bottle like they are a misbehaving cat. The robot is saying "Stop reading arguments on the internet! You're making yourself upset!" And the person is just hissing over their shoulder at the robot while holding a phone
Skeet from user @internethippo.bsky.social dated Nov. 18, 2025: Once a month I wake up to a story like "Half the world doesn't work because of the NetBastard outage" I didn't even know about net bastard
Me being snuggled by Marty, who is a somewhat scraggly-looking orange cat
Cover of Veruca Salt's perfect 1997 album Eight Arms to Hold You. It's got a purple background littered with gold stars and there's a gold octopus with red eyes and a crown in the middle.
Lake and Mountains Looking across a glacial lake to some low islands and then steep-sided mountains, capped by dramatic clouds
Inside a Forest II Two huge conifers (lodgepole pines, I'm guessing?) centred amidst a welter of other trees. The green is overwhelming and falls and droops almost like fabric.
Photo through the window of a library. The end of a shelf is facing the window and 3 books are displayed on it, one of which is Work Won't Love You Back by Sarah Jaffe
The words "write," "myself," "shit," and "glad" in a screenshot from a word cloud
It's a gibbon who is saying thanks. Get it??? A THANKS GIBBON
Orange cat getting up on his hind legs with an expectant expression on his face. He's got a paw at the ready to tap me on the leg to ask me for snacks
Camille smirking at the camera while wearing a 70s (I think) leather jacket. The jacket is orange and it's open over a green and black striped v-neck top and jeans. Camille is flanked by a plant on one side and their hair looks pretty good you guys
Couple of snails on wet pavement. One's shell is more brown, the other's is yellow and black.
The cover of Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill album
Meme of a David Tennant in Good Omens shrugging rather charmingly with the caption "i would love to be an aloof wife but unfortunately i never shut the fuck up"
Tweet by @blacklantern: Bitch not this clock shit
A group of Suntots, who are the kind of troll-doll-esque protagonists of the cartoon "The Smoggies." They're small people with big fluffy colorful hair.
A photo of a gore-soaked room with the text "caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent"
Picture of some deep-sea exploration equipment moving upwards through a field of deep blue towards a lighter blue blob. Overlaid is the text "post slop, get dropped"
An orange cat perched on a table, the sun shining through his whiskers and outlining his ears. He's next to a copy of Mattie Lubchansky's SIMPLICITY which I've just started reading (it's outstanding of course)
Twitter conversation: stephanie: websites on the computer should stop asking for my location. shut the fuck up Bhoka: do websites deserve rights? I think not...... stephanie: websites should wait silently for scraps of my attention and that's it
Twitter exchange between Megan and Captain Awkward MEGAN: uteruses are my least favorite organ like wtaf CAPTAIN AWKWARD: Tote Bag of Betrayal
Selfie where I am sitting on the couch with one leg in crosslegged position and the other one bent up with the side of my knee leaning against my shoulder. Yes, really. No, it isn't hard. The other arm's elbow is pressed against the leg that's down. My torso is kind of scrunched down. I am never, ever beating the bisexual stereotype allegations.
A math worksheet teaching kids about how to read a graph. There's an example graph of "Favorite Pets" populated with data about how many kids picked cats, dogs, fish, or lizards as their favorite, and questions along the side about this data. The instructions are to find two questions that can be answered by this graph (i.e. how many kids prefer cats), and then at the bottom, to choose a question that the graph cannot answer and explain why that is. My kid's response to this one is: "Why don't more students like cats can't be answered because the students who made the graph are fake"
It's a silly little guy drawn in ballpoint pen on the back of a brown notebook. He has a curly antenna coming out of his head, 4 blobby little arms, a bellybutton, and he's sitting crosslegged. His eyes don't have pupils.