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N*rthrop Gr*mman ad from 2015, showing some blue sparkly soldiers in what seems to be a long-abandoned cellar brandishing guns (seemingly ripped from a 2005 FPS) with the asinine caption "The value of LEVERAGING FULL-SPECTRUM CYBER to neutralize enemy threats"...
Logan McBride, one of the main protagonists of Destiny NY, in an outfit and a haircut also resembling what Carly is sporting.
Pumuckl sitting in a toy Jeep(?) in Meister Eder's workshop.
Spinnerette pondering "how do I shot web"
Butler James schlaegt bei "Dinner For One" die Hacken zu "Skål!" zusammen und bereut es sofort...
Ancient Aliens' Giorgio A. Tsoukalos as a Predator (the one from the movies), with all caps sans-serif "ALIENS" below him, as illustrated by @stjepansejic.bsky.social a long time ago...
Oglaf strip featuring a crow that's late, unprepared and not even a lawyer...
Cartoon von Martin Perscheid (RIP): Wissenschaftler kommt jubelnd mit hocherhobenen Armen zur Tuer raus. Wissenschaftler verkuendet lachend: "HA HA! IHR HABT ALLE UMSONST GEBUMST! HA HA HA!" Fussgaenger mit Hut denkt: "Scheisse!" Autofahrer im Vordergrund schaut betroffen auf den Wissenschaftler. Untertitel: "Kurz nach Erfindung der kuenstlichen Befruchtung."
Shou Tucker and Nina from Fullmetal Alchemist... 😱 (for some reason someone thought it a good idea to make them into collectible figures... 😬)
Frittenbude statt Dönerbude
Animated GIF of Savlonic the band driving in Roscoe's car, with overhead lights whizzing by
David Rasche as Sledge Hammer!, and his amigo...
Police Quest 2 death dialog: Jim shakes his head and says... "Thank you for playing King's Quest XLII, `Heir and Back Again.' Next time, don't bike your nuts. Restore / Restart / Quit
Crop of the image centered around the mouse hole in the background, with it's inhabitant watering the tiny potted plant next to it...
András István Arató aka "Hide The Pain Harold"
Sam & Max episode 106: Bright Side Of The Moon Sam & Max stand on the moon's surface next to the historic Moon Lander and the accompanying "Moon Visitor Center And Gift Shop", manned by a Mole Man. An earthrise can be seen in the background, among the stars, with their iconic rocket-powered DeSoto just out of frame to the left.
Screencap from Aphex Twin's "Come To Daddy" music video, with the titular monstrous figure screaming the living daylights out of the slightly Mitch McConnell-looking old lady...
3x3 grid of game covers: 1 Deadly Rooms of Death: King Dugan's Dungeon (2005) 2 Grim Dawn (2016) 3 Terraria (2011) 4 Grim Dawn: Ashes of Malmouth (2017) 5 Street Fighter IV (2008) 6 Grim Dawn: Forgotten Gods (2019) 7 Super Mario World (1990) 8 The Ultimate Doom (1995) 9 Sam & Max: Save the World (2007)
Lacoste-Polo-Shirt mit Krokodil-Logo vs. Lactose-Polo-Shirt mit Krokodil-mit-Dünnpfiff-Logo
A stereotypical Bavarian/Austrian alpine gal in front of what's assumedly the Alps, with blonde twin braids, wearing a dirndl and having horrific dental problems - the poster girl for the movie "Evildent Resi"... ("Resi" being a short form of "Therese")
Screenshot of the "External Media Preferences" showing multiple options, with "Bandcamp" being the last one...
Maxfield MAX G-FLASH audio player
Bike Fall meme Panel 1: Guy with pipe in hand riding a bike down the street next to grass, captioned "Console Wars™" Panel 2: Guy forcing the pipe between the spokes of his bike's front wheel, captioned "Forcing AI use everywhere" Panel 3: Injured guy holding his knee lying in the grass next to his mangled bike, captioned "Microsoft slopping the Surprised Pikachu meme"
[Cueball holds up his smartphone in front of his laptop which stands in front of him on a desk. Megan is sitting in an armchair reading, facing away from Cueball. She is singing her reply, as indicated with four double musical notes around her two lines of text.] -- https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1814:_Color_Pattern Cueball: I took a picture of my computer screen—why is the photo covered in these weird rainbow patterns? Megan: When a grid's misaligned with another behind Megan: That's a moiré...
The "both is good meme", but with Diana and Jack from @soushiyo.com's comic "Familiar"
Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social @schizanon.bsky.social 🪬 08/12/2025 Techno-pessimists
Shou & Nina Tucker figurines
Cover of "Leftism" by Leftfield; a bass speaker covered by some kind of fish jaw mounted on canvas inside a wooden picture frame
schizanon.bsky.social 🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻🪕🧿 19 days ago Techno-pessimists People who don't like things like AI, Bitcoin, VR, Robots, or Digital Watches and won't shut up about it
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3184:_Funny_Numbers [A banner is hanging from the ceiling with a large line of text above a smaller one:] Mathematical society 2025 meeting [Below the banner there are four people, three of them are standing close together to the left with Hairbun leftmost addressing Cueball and Megan who is looking at her. Ponytail is standing to the far right next to a whiteboard, and is using a marker to circle round the last of several items on the board.] Hairbun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? Cueball: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. Megan: Aww, I'm glad to hear they're still doing that. Ponytail: I'll add it to the list. [The board generally contains two columns of numbers, the first row having text after its number, thus across both columns. The last pair of digits is the new 'number' circled round by Ponytail. From top, in reading order, they are:] 23 (skidoo!) 42 1,337 69 58,008 420 6 7
David Rasche as Sledge Hammer!
Captain Bartermews from "Stories from Sol: The Gun-Dog" (Fun game! Look it up!) Art by @jollyjack.bsky.social
Preisentwicklung von G.Skill Trident Z5 RGB weiß UDIMM 48GB Kit, DDR5-8000, CL40-48-48-128 (F5-8000J4048F24GX2-TZ5RW) laut Geizhals.at vom 14.11.2025
A Silicon Graphics Espressigo - an Iris Indigo case with an espresso machine inside
Singer Roscoe Thunderpants, singer/keyboardist Evangeline D'isco, and backing vocalist/drummer Kandi Flaus, aka Savlonic, as seen in the music video for "Happy Friend". Or, in other words, Mr. Weebl (Jonti Picking), Mrs. Weebl (Sarah Darling) and Katt Wade...
Bill the Cat going "ACK!"
A Danish pastry
Cover of the mentioned "Jumpman", which even bears a slight resemblance to the movie poster...
Board Design Slot Width Dual-slot Length 267 mm 10.5 inches Height 111 mm 4.4 inches TDP 300 W Suggested PSU 700 W Outputs No outputs Power Connectors 8-pin EPS Board Number P1001 SKU 200
A dejected Matt hunched over his drawing table full of drawings labelled "cat", "taco" and "butts" - with text next to him "drawing butts is hard :("
Grim Dawn Play time: 3015.4 hours
Cover of Stjepan Sejic's Death Vigil issue 4, with white raven Hugin sitting on a gravestone, yelling "bring it on!" in reaction to a huge "quoth the raven" in the background
Manner-Törtchen product photo
Weinstoppel
The same Cedric proudly proclaiming "WASTED", GTA-style.
A fugly bust of Cristiano Ronaldo by Emanuel Santos, unveiled at Cristiano Ronaldo Airport in Funchal several years ago...
The Actionists aka Keiron Higgins and Ricardo Autobahn (Hacker T. Dog available on request)
Kryptik Joe from Deichkind in a ridiculous pink outfit, 3D glasses and a white cap singing inside a closed Langnese cooler
Christmas tree on the nearby phone: "Hi dear! I don't know the kidnappers' demands yet, but they're treating me well!" Cactus on the windowsill: "I need to make a call too!"
Panels 1 to 3: drunk clown leaves a pub, gets into his clown car, totals it against a tree. Panel 4: major rescue operation underway, ten or more ambulances, a rescue helicopter, dozens of doctors, medics and firemen, tens of injured or dead clowns covered up in the grass
26 Jun, 2010 SSHD Double Pack (ROW) 25 Jun, 2010 Machinarium 25 Jun, 2010 The Witcher: Enhanced Edition (ROW) 23 Jun, 2010 Monkey Island 2 Special Edition: LeChuck's Revenge Pre-Order 23 Jun, 2010 The Deus Ex Collection 26 May, 2010 Lucasarts Adventure Bundle 8 May, 2010 Sid Meier's Civilization IV: The Complete Edition 16 Mar, 2010 Saira 3 Mar, 2010 Indie Game Pack 8 Jan, 2010 Serious Sam HD 26 Dec, 2009 Torchlight Prototype 18 Sep, 2009 Trine 25 Jul, 2009 X3: Terran Conflict + X3: Reunion 24 Jul, 2009 King's Quest Collection Space Quest Collection 15 Jul, 2009 The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition 3 May, 2009 Half-Life 1: Source 25 Apr, 2009 The Orange Box 14 Apr, 2009 Braid
Cover of "dubnobasswithmyheadman" by Underworld
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