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Celes, a warrior in yellow holding a bird.
On paper in red, a figure with winglike shapes behind and a long series of circles above.
David Foster Wallace on the set of Hot Ones.
Large cliffs.
A living room with apparently ant sized AI generated furniture.
An apartment living room. The washer dryer combo is very clearly cut and pasted in from another image.
A room. There’s is a TV facing a door. The door has a peephole, suggesting it’s an entryway. There’s also a bed.
The Brooklyn Tower, often called "The Eye of Sauron" by residents of Brooklyn.
Doorkeeper Thrull {1}{W} Creature — Thrull Flash Flying Artifacts and creatures entering don’t cause abilities to trigger. Parties at Karlov Manor are strictly invitation only. 1/2 Illustrated by Camille Alquier
A rat in some kind of gurney playing Doom on a wraparound screen.
Ian McDermond playing Darth Sidious aka Emperor Palpatine.
432 Park, a very tall but ugly building.
A soyface character presenting a graph on his cellphone. A slightly upward red line runs through a circular cloud of dots.
Sticker that reads “Halloween Voter 2025”
The magic card skullclamp. Cost 1. Type artifact, subtype equipment. Rules text “Equipped creature gets +1/-1. When equipped creature is put into a graveyard, draw two cards. Equip cost 1”
A couple enters the room and gasp at a man in it. We the viewers can see in 3/4ths perspective cut out that the man’s skull is fully occupied by the rat controlling him.
Frank Frazetta, painting shirtless in what appears to be his backyard. The painting features a barbarian and a woman in combat with some kind of gremlin. Behind him a woman is riding a threatv. She is wearing a bikini with a dagger on her waist, and, though blurry, seems to have a wizard staff in her hair.
Marge Simpson standing, looking at a laptop on her kitchen table, clearly nervous.
A lightning cable being inserted in a USB C cable.
An etching of someone turning a grinder. Printed below: “My mill grinds Pepper and Spice. Your Mill grinds Rats, and Mice.”
Graphic of a bronze bear bearing teeth at the screen over the text “market sell off”.
A post on the Rolex subreddit. It's titled "Got the call!!" with the subtitle "I know the design is not for everyone but I love it!" A hand is in front of a steering wheel of a BMW, holding a carton of 18 extra large cage free eggs. It isn't clear if the hand has a watch.
Helga tells us that they may or may not pave another parking lot sooner or later.