Kevin Bauer

@kevin0bauer.bsky.social

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Writer & screenwriter, lover of books, comics, video games, and movies. BIG Ghost Rider fan 💀🔥 He/Him

Shadow Rider: Blood Sky at Morning, Jory Sherman
Avengers: Doomsday concept art with Dr. Doom, the Thunderbolts, the X-Men, the Fantastic Four, Shang-Chi, the Wakandans, Falcon, Thor, and Loki
The Poisoned City, Anna Clark “Flint’s water and the American urban tragedy”
The shower scene from Society
Six of Crows, Leigh Bardugo
Folks satirizing moderates.
God’s Junk Drawer, a novel - Peter Clines
Video of an elephant pissing at a GOP convention over Quest 64 posting about Elephant Foot Friday.
Namor: DO NOT TOOT IT! Doctor Doom: FOOL! DOCTOR DOOM TOOTS AS HE PLEWSES! Shell Trumpet: TOOT!
Short Blade, by Peter Emshwiller “Between peace and war, there stands one man …in the body of a woman”
Fire Emblem (Game Boy Advance), AKA Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
Urinal plumbing in Oregon, a white ship in choppy waters at night painted upon it.
Myths Reborn: Modern Tales of Cryptids & Folklore
Kevin holds a tennis ball-sized Spider-Man head plush behind an inflatable party balloon of Spider-Man crouching. It appears as though the web-slinger has shat his head right out of his butt.
Redwall, by Brian Jacques
Star Wars: Dark Force Rising, by Timothy Zahn
The Mystery of the Pale King, by Sam Flynn
Avengers 214: Ghost Rider beats all their asses.
Between Two Fires, Christopher Buehlman
Nidoking, Ken Sugimori art
Deathlok cover. It looks gnarly af with shooty cyborg stuff.
Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Mysteries of the Sith box art. Mara Jade wields a purple lightsaber against a rancor.
Unpainted Russian nesting dolls.
The Mystery of the Pale King, by Sam Flynn
Resident Evil: The Umbrella Conspiracy, by S.D Perry
Judas wants Jesus.
Kingdom of the Wicked, Kerri Maniscalco
Earlier this year, I got into the Film Independent Project Involve program, where a bunch of creative people get together and make a film. I’m the writer for our short film, MIDNIGHT RAMBLINGS, and we’re currently raising funds for production! Below are a couple of slides talking about the story and history behind the project. “Asking for donations for a short film? What is this, 2015?” If only it were 2015! But this isn’t your typical Kickstarter type of fundraising, it’s through Film Independent’s fiscal sponsorship program, which means any contribution is 100% tax-deductible (consult with your tax advisor, of course!). If you’d like to help bring this film to life, you can donate here:
 https://my.filmindependent.org/midnight-ramblings If donating isn’t possible right now, spreading the word would mean the world to us. You can follow us @midnightramblings_film!
90s Ghost Rider
Dead Silence, by SA Barnes
A white supremacist window sticker with an American flag Punisher skull, 1776, “we the people,” and the phrase “When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.”
Resident Evil Requiem, released today.
A skeleton rubber ducky and an radiation rubber ducky.
Starfire #1. Not the Teen Titans character. The sci-fantasy character. Not at all confusing! Also her leotard looks like she’s being attacked by a polka-dot monster.
GtPS Galaxy Real Name: Taelyr Ilextrix-spiir Biarxiiai Team: Team Player Range: 5 Points: 90 Keywords: Cosmic, Metropolis, Ruler [numbers] We Grew Angus From Earth-Soil: FREE: Generate an Angus bystander [MAX: 1]. Manipulate Cosmic Energies... If I'm Concentrating: If Galaxy cleared action tokens last turn, choose one of the following for her to have this turn: -FREE: Telekinesis -FREE: Energy Explosion -FREE: Force Blast -FREE: Barrier Time to Rally Everything I've Got!: Pulse Wave. If Galaxy cleared action tokens last turn, instead of normal effects, Pulse Wave deals 2 unavoidable damage to all hit opposing characters. Whew, I Need a Breather!: Energy Shield/Deflection, Toughness. // Regeneration, and if Galaxy cleared action tokens last turn, she does not halve its d6 roll.
Manhunt, by Gretchen Felker-Martin
Pic of Kurt Russell in The Thing saying, “Nobody trusts anybody now. And we’re all very tired.”
Aidyn Chronicles: The First Mage for the N64
Cars’ Popemobile
Animorphs: The Invasion, by K.A. Applegate On the cover, a boy transforms into a green anole.
This is fine GIF
A Lego One-Piece ship based on the Netflix show, presumably for legal reasons.
Ravenloft - I, Strahd: The Memoirs of a Vampire P.N. Elrond
Link vs. Thunderbird
“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.” Desmond Tutu
A sweeping sunset over the suburbs as gold light beams between grey rain clouds.
Sweating indecisive guy meme: “Finish my WIP/Start a new project”
Alien: Earth promo
Mollusk monster from The Lost Continent (1968)
Star Wars: Shadow of the Empire, IG-88 boss fight
A beige mug that says, “SELF LOVE CLUB,” in groovy sixties text.
Star Trek: The Next Generation Locutus of Borg action figure, 1993
1. Cecil: he used to be WAY better at it. 2. Bartz: yes, but he can’t stop giggling throughout. 3. FFVI: (See expanded list. Short answer: get iiiiiiit) 4. Cloud: only once, and he still feels bad about it. 5. Squall: goddamn, it was a SAGA getting him to do it… 6. Zidane: We. Don’t. Talk. About. It. 7. Tidus: I mean, Manic Pixie Dream Boy, so… 8. Vaan: “lol what’s a pussy?” 9. Noctis: only if his three friends are clustered around him and coaching. 10. Clive: I didn’t finish this one, so I bet he doesn’t finish either.
Me, kissing my annoyed cat, who I am holding up by his forepaws. Gently, I assure you.
Crescent Grizzly/Grizzly Slash
Storm Eagle
Ground Man
Gravity Man
Guts Man