Kevin Kulp

@kevinkulp.bsky.social

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Shiftwork & human fatigue specialist, writer, award-winning game designer (Swords of the Serpentine, TimeWatch), storyteller, BBQ guy; some of these actually tie together. Crappy shark movie enthusiast. He/him.

Cover of the BIG SHARK dvd (featuring a very big shark) next to an autographed photo of Tommy Wiseau. Eeeeee!
A half-submerged dog in the background stares with laser-like intensity at an unthrown tennis ball in the foreground.
With dawn turning the horizon pink, a border collie swims after a just-thrown floating tennis ball. He leaves a wake behind him.
Close-up of a red dog with a grungy tennis ball in her mouth.
Border collie with butt in air, obsessed by his incoming dinosaur stuffie.
A Ryder truck with the entire roof peeled away by a low bridge on Storrow Drive in Boston.
The poster for Sharks vs Mermaids: a shirtless muscular man with a shark head faces off against a gray, barnacle-encrusted woman with a trident. This poster is better than the movie.
A toller, a red and white retriever, smiling in front of a lake
A happy border collie with his face obscured by a large donut-shaped toy.
The top of this image reads “chicken game. DON’T LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN” Then there’s a picture of a chicken, and in the middle of the chicken picture there is text that reads “game over”.
The cover of Ballad Hunters, showing a glowing lute and the author's name, Tristan Zimmerman.
The THRASH movie poster: a swimming woman holds a newborn baby as a bull shark circles her on a flooded street.
Movie poster for LONE STAR SHARK shows a girl swimming for a boat with a rising shark right behind her. Unlike in the movie, land isn’t nearby and the shark isn’t soggy and waterlogged. Woo!
Blue merle border collie in a car, looking disgusted about his fully bandaged front leg.
Headline: Police arrest ‘serial defecator’ in Wisconsin after drone allegedly catches her in the act Comment: God forbid a girl have a hobby
Sunrise, seen through a plane window at 38,000 feet.
A framed electric guitar, yellow and designed to look like it’s made of cheese.
Huge CGI shark menaces what are probably toy soldiers.
Cover of Swords of the Serpentine; a young black woman, clearly a thief, climbs a huge tower as the city spreads out beneath her.
Washington Post headline: U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols. The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items "potentially divisive."
Border collie snoot that probably needs booping
Poster to the movie BEAST OF WAR, where an aboriginal soldier is about to get chomped by a very large and scary shark.
Kitchen with the kitchen cabinets ripped off the wall and shattered glass across the floor
Cover of the Spectaculars rpg, showing flying superheroes.
People lined up at my family reunion
Dirt-soiled bible frontspiece