KalenXI 🏳️‍🌈

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Cis/Gay/GreyAce Programmer & Broadcast Engineer “It was capitalism all along.” Also available at: https://mastodon.social/@KalenXI

Screenshot from Google Health showing I somehow slept for 12 hours in the 7.5 hours between 10:45pm and 6:21am.
YouTube thumbnail of a 3 CRT projector with “Future projector trends” beneath.
Screenshot of slack showing 1 notification in the sidebar, but no unread notifications in the notification list.
Screenshot of Chrome dev tools showing a POST request to Verizon's authentication server with a status code of 418 - I'm a teapot.
Top: An image from NASA mission control with a pink unicorn plushie with a black ninja mask highlighted sitting behind one of the CAPCOM monitors. Bottom: A letter from Stanley Love, Artemis 2 Lead Capcom that reads: Thanks for reaching out. Yes, I'm the guy who brought Artemis the cat to Mission Control. | hope | don't get in trouble for it. The rainbow ninja unicorn isn't an anime character. His name is Eugene and he's a tribute to the late NASA engineer and flight controller Jennifer Grassman. Years ago, when the Orion spacecraft was part way through development, its hardware and software designs had so many flaws that we wondered if it would ever fly. The joke in my office was “It'll take a rainbow ninja unicorn to save Orion." Jennifer bought the plushie, sewed its little ninja mask, named it, and kept it in the conference room as a humorous reminder of the importance of our work sadly, Jennifer died young of cancer a few years ago. She can't be in Mission Control to see Orion fly successfully around the Moon. But we put Eugene there to watch and cheer in her place. Observers besides you are probably wondering about Eugene. Please help spread the word. sincerely, Stan Love Artemis 2 Lead Capcom
Screenshot of Apple Music on macOS Tahoe showing unreadable text randomly overlapping other text, appearing on top of album art, bottom half of album art getting cut off by the background.
Settings page in Dunkin Donuts app on iOS showing “Notification Settings” as an on/off switch that is turned on.
Notification from the Dunkin Donuts app titled Hot Girls Hurry and advertising a collectible cup give away.
Red and pink sunrise looking down along a street with Christmas decorations in front of the houses and trees silhouetted against the sky.
Amazon ad within Discord asking me to watch a video to win 700 orbs.
Screenshot of a message from the US Consumer Product Safety Commission. A glowing purple scorpion wearing a Santa hat jumping out of a present box. The text reads: Surprise! The enchanted scorpion of your dreams! It's the perfect gift for you - a normal person who understands the ramifications and complexities of owning an enchanted scorpion. Adults can make informed decisions about the things they own. Kids need help. Only buy safe gifts for kids this holiday season.
Screenshot of Twitch login screen with the error "Your browser is not currently supported".
Stacked cans of Campbell's chicken noodle soup with Pokemon shaped noodles and Mew, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, and Eevee on the labels.
A 28g bag of Well Market white cheddar popcorn from CVS.
Video of Liquid Glass UI elements in iOS 26 rapidly flashing between light and dark mode as they fade in over a dark background.
A screenshot of the Slack Activity button showing one unread message.
A pie inside of a hamburger bun.
On 1921-03-04 federal law placed all of Texas into the central time zone. However, El Paso ignored the law for decades and continued to observe mountain time, on the grounds that that's what they had always done and they weren't about to let the federal government tell them what to do. Eventually the federal government gave in and changed the law on 1970-04-10 to match what El Paso was actually doing.
A facsimile of a running plush Jacob horse.
Me holding up a gargantuan RTX 5080 GPU next to my old RTX 3090. The 5080 is about an inch longer than the interior of my PC case and looks comically large next to the 3090.
Picture of the Heat Miser. A stop motion character with a red glittery shirt and fire for hair from the Rankin/Bass film The Year Without a Santa Claus.
An appallingly flat Todd and Jacob Horse still vacuum sealed for our protection.
A Tandy 1000 PC on a table in a forest
Screenshot of Apple Maps “Name is wrong” report reporting “Gulf of America” as an incorrect name.
Screenshot of a captcha where you must "click the images that best match the theme of the sample images". The sample image appears to be a library of some sort and the choices are AI generated images of starfish, cows, or asparagus.
Screenshot of CBS News site on mobile. There are 5 ads and one sentence of news and one of the ads appears directly on top of the news story.
Screenshot of Luigi running from Super Mario Bros Wonder showing a smear frame with a third partial foot and speed lines between his feet.
Screenshot of a playlist of Real Civil Engineer videos with thumbnails that are all 3 fake Steam reviews next to his face logo with laser eyes and titles like "I couldn't stop playing" or "I played the weirdest game"
Spotify wrapped. Top Artists 1 Elijah Lyons 2 Original Cast of... 3 My Brightest... 4 Little Simz 5 Tasha Minutes Listened 4,002 Top Songs 1 The Tallest Man, the... 2 Epilogue 3 Chicago 4 The Predatory Wasp... 5 Come On! Feel the...
Screenshot of Windows Explorer in Windows 11 showing a menu at the top of the screen appearing above a button so most of the menu is off-screen and unclickable.
Photo of the list of subscribed channels in the YouTube Android TV app with the channels in a completely random order.
An ad for a “20ft x 20ft x 13ft inflatable club large inflatable party” that looks like a house made of clear frosted cubes with green LED lights lighting the bottom.
A humming bird hovering next to a pink flower.
A pop-up add from Microsoft Bing promoting access to Chat GPT-4 if I install their Chrome plugin.