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Homer from the Simpsons saying to Marge anyone can miss Canada all tucked away down there.
Pirate with a patch on one eye.
Bart Simpson praying to God saying Dear Lord, if you keep the GOP from embarrassing us again we promise to build several churches in your honor.
Patti and Selma from The Simpsons saying Mmmm now that’s a man.
Moe from the Simpsons saying Hey, if you guys are getting loaded off them fumes, I’m gonna have to charge you.
Police Chief Wiggum taking Marge Simpson it takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.
Epic hand shake meme DHS Florida State Highway Patrol Willful incompetent self investigation
Marge Simpson saying I don’t think they’re gonna make a mistake, these are professional lawmen.
Hank Hill with an admiring look and the text I tell you what spelled w-h-u-t
Patty and Selma saying mmm…now that’s a country.
Homer Simpson saying Haaland is there anything he can’t do?
Old propaganda photo from WW2 in life magazine about how to tell the difference between Japanese (slur used) and Chinese people.
Epic handshake meme yaks Willie Nelson I hope they never stop making grass
Homer telling Marge from the Simpsons anyone can miss Russia all tucked away down there.
Bart Simpson faking his way through a book report on treasure island, describing the picture on the front of the book. “It’s about pirates with patches on their eyes…”
Classic black and white Itchy and Scratchy cartoon where Milpool tells Itchy to watch out for the approaching man because he’s Irish.
Grandpa Simpson saying My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it.
Selma from the Simpsons saying there goes the last lingering thread of my patriotism at the kitchen table with Marge and Patti
Mr. Burns of the Simpsons looking out the window of his office lamenting that he was going to buy that ivory back scratcher.
Krusty the Clown driving kids to Tijuana “the happiest place on Earth”
Kid in Simpsons essay contest saying my back is spineless my belly is yellow I am the American non voter
Kathy Bates tries to seduce Jack Nicholson in a hot tub in About Schmidt
Bart Simpson promising God churches if he does this for us.
Helen Lovejoy from the Simpsons saying oh won’t somebody please think of the swing voters.
Shirtless Trump with muscles and abs surrounded by hot tanned women in bikinis
Homer Simpson asking a clerk about taking a trip to Moline. East Moline? The clerk asks. Is there any other Moline? Homer responds.
Homer Simpson sitting on a hammock during an impending hurricane commenting that animals are always the first to know
David Mitchell (Mark Corrigan) dressed in Nazi uniform asking if we’re the baddies.
Mr. Burns holding up a green inanimate carbon rod asking for a round of applause. In rod we trust.
Homer Simpson telling the rest of the family the lesson is never try.
Otis from Superman with super short yellow toe.
Eric Cartman of South Park saying whatever I do what I want.
Bart Simpson telling his sister Lisa that he can’t promise he’ll try but he’ll try to try.
Homer Simpson singing my country ‘tis of thee to toilet swirling the correct American way.
Mitchell and Webb Look sketch. David Mitchell dressed in Nazi uniform asking if “We’re the baddies?”
Sanctified from South Park, a Christian rock band that tries to look and act hardcore.
Spooky looking Mickey Mouse figure with long, spindly limbs saying “Father I crave cheddar.”
Apu from the Simpsons hanging out with Paul and Linda McCartney claiming he was the fifth Beatle.
Bart Simpson rubbing his face and saying pleasure overload.
Homer Simpson and Marge at the kitchen table. Homer tells Marge they’ll become traveling acrobats so he doesn’t have to give up beer.
Large gray monster floating above a man. Top looks like half a satellite dish and bottom has ten tentacle like appendages. Mouth in center
Moe from the Simpsons on the witness stand saying uh you know one of them loser countries
Onion article titled “Amazing new hyperbolic machine greatest invention in the history of mankind ever.” Picture shows man in lab coat gesturing at high tech looking clear cylinder.
Chart showing market cap of Tesla is almost as much as the next 7 automakers combined.
Homer Simpson in high school arguing they should not lower the max speed limit to 55 mph. Says "Sure, that will save a few lives but millions will be late."
Peanut factory manager gloating over an elephant invasion, which he had insisted upon training often for.
Lisa Simpson on a school bus telling Bart he should have forged plausible grades instead of all A+
Troy McClure from the Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular saying "Who knows adventures they'll between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?" by the Simpson's staircase.
Simpsons screenshot of scientist and military guy at NASA in mission room concerned because their recent launch ratings were worse than A Connie Chung Christmas.
Skeleton in a lawn chair in Alexandria,VA, USA, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way
Nelson Muntz from the Simpsons (Bart's bully) laughing ha-ha.
Fat Tony from the Simpsons entering a limo after being told by Bart that he's discovered crime doesn't pay.