Canuck Kewpiepants

@kewpiepants.bsky.social

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An autistic and ADHD queer dual Brit Canadian writer with an autoimmune disease, a split brain, and a cheese fetish. I don’t do hugs. Unless you have cheese. Then I’ll consider it. Is it good cheese?

A quote highlighted in yellow that reads “If you get on the wrong train, get off at the nearest station; the longer it takes you to get off, the more expensive the return trip will be."
Toronto Star news article from April 5, 2025 with the headline “Trump launches golden age of stupid”
Trump as a giant penguin signing an executive order while being given a thumbs up by his team.
Young women with a bald head and stubble, showing a large C-shaped scar closed with 60 staples running across the top of her head.
Acrostic Magniloquence or how logorrhoea is not the result of bad clams Succinctness is vanilla when there's mango espresso sherbet swirl inside the freezer, so wax excessive! Why take two to tango? Quintuplify! Don't scrooge like Ebenezer! Unhinge the population with your tongue- in-cheek, baroquely brash communication. Parade your lingual antics with a lung- expectorating prestidigitation. Denial of one's inner chatterbox accelerates the growth of yawns like yeast leavens bread. All the fun's in vamping vox incomprehensibly, to say the least. These überwords prove highly advantageous; your blather's healthy -- mono is contagious. Rachel Lindley-Maycock
My sick, bloated face with giant eye bags in the midst of a nebula
My face, jaw slack, eyes rolled up, looking vacant, swollen and sick
My head wrapped in a red Buffalo plaid blanket, with only one eye exposed looking at the camera.
My right hand holding a grey Buffalo plaid pillowcase that’s soaking wet.
An extreme closeup of my eyes and especially my infected nose, in the style of the Blair Witch Project
Foreground shows a Kleenex box and a hand holding a crumpled tissue, while on the background there is a fireplace and Christmas tree with lights.
Venezuelan Poodle Moth
How do I teach my body that my fight or flight response is supposed to be for life and death situations, not answering an email.
Sexy bikini clad starfish tree ornament