Misdemeanorous Monk

@keyboardwarrior.bsky.social

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Artist, cat lover, and amateur plumber. You've read my books, and you loved them.

Milo discussing my sweet ass
My new favorite Jackie Chan react pic from drunken master
Me telling Pisstopher to shut the fuck up
Tom Morello giving me the double deuce
An og cheesesteak from the Social FXBG Fuckin rad
Dunc like yeaaah
Dunc like what
This pic has waaay too much cunts in it
A cool scene from M
A scene from V
Go from step 18 to step 43 dammit lego
Pour one out for my boi Toasty
Is cowboy in Finnish cowboy?
Be glad you cannot read this
The statue of two best friends who definitely didn't diddle all those kids
The Duke of Ellington, coolest shit I've seen in a minute
Some old dude hopefully holding an enchanted rich boy seeking bullet or something hell if I know
Neil Young about to send that harmonica to the shadow realm
Tiddy cloud pic from reddit
The adventures of dr mcninja
The thing in princess amidala form
This whole thing is an extended dance remix of a silly Canadian tv show joke, get this man a puppers
A bottle of fuck you sauce
Adonis reclined
I can't even, this is great
Dat dawg
Some dickhead putting me on a zionist list, like a lil prick. Fuck em says I Free Palestine
Fuckin Claudio tearing it up, Salem VA 5/10/25 Felt like before COVID, just for a little while
I shall have a great many chormbles
I don't know what this dipshit'a problem is. Too many figs in his ass? Fly in the poutine? Who cares.
This engine is woke.meme A book with a dickhead on the cover
A very saucy truck I was behind the other day, bearing the legend "want an edge? Call me" above a Virginia phone number and a license plate what says ANY EDGE
Mouse police gettin' pwnt