Piano Man

@keyboardwriter.bsky.social

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Composer of music. Writer of text. Mega woke radical leftist. Knows a little bit of ball, maybe. "Mr. Hyperfixation" runner-up. Weird at all times. Reposts as if it's a SuperLike. Bi, poly, he/whatever. Read the pinned.

Tom Brady vs. Peyton Manning
Ludwig Chinese mogging idle
Marvel Snap's Moon Knight: Matty Z Variant (Fanmade by me)
The "Inglourious Basterds" 3 fingers meme
Deep fried/crusty meme. A younger lady looking down at her phone is talking to an old man in wheelchair reading a book who has a bookshelf coming out of his head. Younger lady on phone: "what are you reading" Man in wheelchair: "my own posts"
Video of a NASCAR race. It is daytime, Atlanta, the backstretch, last lap of Stage 2. Most of the cars are single file on the high side. A white car suddenly swings low, its left side tires temporarily crossing below the yellow line. It does not pass either the dark blue car close to it or the light blue car further up top as it recovers, but it does definitely gain ground on at least one of those cars. It goes back above the yellow line and manages to pass the near car going into Turn 3.
A screenshot of the Phineas and Ferb minisode "Vanessassary Roughness". Candace and Stacy are in a pile of greeting cards. Stacy is holding one open. There are captions at the bottom of the image: "Check it out! They do make a card for a spilled cheese dog with mustard."
"I used to pray for times like this" - Meek Mill, "Dreams and Nightmares (Intro)" The background image is Michael Jordan emotionally holding the NBA Finals trophy
THIS IS NOT A RIVALRY. ... THEY ALWAYS KICK OUR ASS. - Joel Embiid (on the Boston Celtics)
Mario from Mario jumping
A Nintendo Direct Bingo image. 1. Smash Deluxe 2. Deltarune 3. Devil May Cry 4. Rhythm Heaven 5. New 3D Mario 6. Pokémon, spinoff 7. Wario Land 8. Nintendo Switch 2 Edition 9. Splatoon Raiders 10. Zelda Movie 11. Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream 12. Kirby 13. Free Space 14. Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave, June release date 15. Paper Mario 16. Super Mario Maker 3D 17. Ace Attorney 7 18. Pokémon Winds/Waves, release date 19. Ocarina of Time, for the Switch 2 20. Silksong: Sea of Sorrow 21: Kingdom Hearts 22. The Duskbloods 23. Mario Kart World DLC 24. Megaman Dual Override 25. Kid Icarus
A list of the judges that serve on the relevant Court of Appeals. They're ALL Republicans who went to (guess what) Texas Tech.
Semitransparent PNG of Connor Zilisch over a Tumblr thread swarnpert: can you take my white ass to funkytown jame7t: nope. torture city again swarnpert: come on
A screenshot from the NFL 17-0 game, Classic mode. The team consists of Matthew Stafford, Johnathan Taylor, CeeDee Lamb, Trey McBride, the Texans DEF, and Jim Harbaugh (picked 6-4-3-2-5-1). The team is projected to go 17-0 for an A-plus grade.
Tweet from Kelly Crandall (bluecheck) @KellyCrandall NASCAR held an industry call Friday morning after Kyle Busch's passing to discuss the weekend at Charlotte. Mike Forde, on Hauler Talk, said Bubba Wallace chimed in with: "He goes, 'Hey, OD, I think I have the perfect idea. To honor Kyle, I think what he would want is to raise the horsepower level this weekend by 100.'" 5:37 PM. May 27, 2026 246.9K Views 36 replies, 358 RTs, 5.6K likes, 217 bookmarks
TNG title card reading "So THAT'S What an 'Isekai' Is"
That one image of Rainbolt
Low-resolution younger Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson clapping in a crowd with text above him Story fans when the the [sic] author writes another "plot" in which a "character" does things in a "setting" for the billionth time
An NFL mock draft.
An NFL mock draft
A vertical image of a 1-round NFL mock draft. 1 [RAIDERS]: Fernando Mendoza (QB, Indiana) 2 [JETS]: David Bailey (EDGE, Texas Tech) 3 [CARDINALS]: Arvell Reese (LB, Ohio State) 4 [SAINTS]: Jeremiyah Love (RB, Notre Dame) 5 [GIANTS]: Rueben Bain (EDGE, Miami (FL)) 6 [COWBOYS]: Sonny Styles (LB, Ohio State) 7 [COMMANDERS]: Caleb Downs (S, Ohio State) 8 [TITANS]: Carnell Tate (WR, Ohio State) 9 [CHIEFS]: Keldric Faulk (EDGE, Auburn) 10 [BENGALS]: Jermod McCoy (CB, Tennessee) 11 [DOLPHINS]: Omar Cooper Jr. (WR, Indiana) 12 [RAMS]: Francis Mauigoa (OT, Miami (FL)) 13 [BROWNS]: Monroe Freeling (OT, Georgia) 14 [RAVENS]: Olaivavega loane (IOL, Penn State) 15 [BUCCANEERS]: Akheem Mesidor [EDGE, Miami (FL)) 16 [JETS]: Jordyn Tyson (WR, Arizona State) 17 [LIONS]: Spencer Fano (OT, Utah) 18 [VIKINGS]: Dillon Thieneman (S, Oregon) 19 [PANTHERS]: Kenyon Sadiq (TE, Oregon) 20 [BROWNS]: Makai Lemon (WR, USC) 21 [STEELERS]: Chris Bell (WR, Louisville) 22 [DOLPHINS]: Mansoor Delane (CB, LSU) 23 [EAGLES]: Kadyn Proctor (OT, Alabama) 24 [COWBOYS]: Avieon Terrell (CB, Clemson) 25 [BEARS]: Zion Young (EDGE, Missouri) 26 [BILLS]: Kevin Concepcion (WR, Texas A&M) 27 [FORTY-NINERS]: Caleb Lomu (OT, Utah) 28 [TEXANS]: Chase Bisontis (IOL, Texas A&M) 29 [CHIEFS]: Denzel Boston (WR, Washington) 30 [CHARGERS]: Emmanuel Pregnon (IOL, Oregon) 31 [PATRIOTS]: C.J. Allen (LB, Georgia) 32 [SEAHAWKS]: Cashius Howell (EDGE, Texas A&M)
Alioth, a card from the digital TCG "Marvel Snap". He is a 6 Cost, 10 Power card with the ability "On Reveal: Remove the text from all unrevealed enemy cards bere."
By Any Means Necessary.
(A screenshot of the speculative fiction series "17776" by sportswriter and documentarian Jon Bois. A Google Maps image occupies the left-center of the screen, showing a large landmass with some water at various edges of the image. Three figures are communicating through different-colored text, each offset different amounts in the remaining space; the leftmost text is green, the centered text is red, and the rightmost text is yellow [which does not capitalize or end their messages with proper punctuation]. All use a period before each new message, which I will be removing here for readability purposes.) Green: The short answer is that they fixed all their problems. War, poverty, disease, those are all extinct ideas. Yellow: yeah but so's lunchables. pyrrhic victory Green: You've never eaten Lunchables. Yellow: neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level okay mfer Red: How long has it been like this? Green: On April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging. Yellow: ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese. Red: Why? Green: We don't know. Nobody knows.
(blank skeet UI) vibecoding doesn't hurt bluesky at all i PROMISE bro. like bro i PROMISE it's fine and runs normally [made during a bluesky outage]
That one meme of 4 guys yelling excitedly
Paramount on Nazi-style banners
Bart Simpson: Now, Martin's scoring off me. Oh, that is it.
That Norman Rockwell Freedom painting that is a meme
4 Racial identity for the majority of NFL play- ers in 2026, and 0% of NFL head coaches hired in 2026
Barnacle Boy looking at his open hand and shooting lasers out of his eyes Impact font at the top-left of the image: THE
Gilbert Huph from the Incredible standing angrily, wearing an Indiana polo and a headset. Kind of looks like IU head coach Curt CIgnetti
A photo of the spiral from Big Blue (the Mario Kart 8 version).
A monkey standing in front of a body of water looking up-left and pulling at the corner of its mouth as if thinking.
(On Twitter) RedditCFB @RedditCFB Might not be what should happen, but what likely could happen tomorrow is: - BYU drops below Miami, but stays above texas - Bama drops below Notre Dame, but not below Miami - SInce Bama is in between ND and Miami, the head to head doesn't matter MD and Bama in, Miami out
Blackbeard from One Piece saying "THIS SLANDER IS SO GOOD I COULD DIE!!"
Nick Fury from Avengers (2012), with subtitles below I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.
THIS IS NOTHING NEW. Carmelo Anthony
Sans from UNDERTALE in his Genocide fight, performing his special attack, saying "it's not gonna BE your turn. ever."
I used to pray for times like this
I GOT ONE MORE IN ME. Vince Carter on returning for his 22nd season
BRAT Charli xcx * Album 15 videos - 782,910 views - Updated today
The cover of Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us".