the Purple Badger

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A wikipedia screen shot that reads, "In 2007, Niven, in conjuction with a think tank of sciene fiction writers known as SIGMA, founded ans led by Arlan Andrews, began advising the U.S. Department of Homeland Security as to future trends affecting terror policy and other topics. Among those topics was reducing costs for hospitals to which Niven offered the solution to spread rumors in Latino communities that organs were being harvested illegally in hospitals.
Spongebob Squarepants looking fearful and holding his arms out. A large shadow covers him as if something large is about to fall on top of him
Shadow, a large wolfman, holding up a pair of torn boxers saying "I keep a spare change of underwear on my at all times!" Two of his classmates Chance and Xiong Mao are in the background. Chance says "Execellent!" And Xiong Mao says "What in the world does he do to rip his clothes like that?"
The youtube thumbnail for "Angel with a Shotgun" edited to have a harbor seal and the title is now "Seal with a shotgun"
A refernce sheet for an american badger fursona
Two bluesky posts. One from Buckingham Phallus thay says, "I love being a horny queer furry so much" and the second from Ash Coyote that says "Daddy Topps???" With a screenshot from a movie poster.
A white furred bat with a pointed yellow nose and large slightly transparent yellow ears
A pair of jeweler glasses
a white kid pointing a gun at the viewer, before lowering a gun and crying
The block account pop up over OP's account
Blue text on the left that reads "the tapeworm have become Catholic" and to the right a diagram of tapeworm anatomy
PK-Diagram showing off my favorite pokemon: Normal - Zigzagoon Galar Form Fire - Vulpix Water - Piplup Grass - Treecko Eletric - Pachurisu Ice - Frosslass Fighting - Scrafty Poison - Toxtricity Low-Key Ground - Gliscor Flying - Noivern Psychic - Gothitelle Bug - Volcarona Rock - Tyranitar Ghost - Chandelure Dragon - Garchomp Dark - Zorua Steel - Tinkaton Fairy - Sylveon
A ref sheet for my fursona. From left to right it shows them from the front and naked, their back, them in a skirt and button up, and finally them in an aloha shirt and shorts.
An american badger sleeping on their side on some hat, teeth slightly visible through their snout and belly fully visible to the camera. Another badger can be seen in the background sleeping, though it is much more blurry
An american badger, baring their teeth
Sadistic Sacrament is a magic card that costs 3 black mana, it is a sorcery from Zendikar, and it's ability is "Kicker 7. Search target player’s library for up to three cards, exile them, then that player shuffles. If this spell was kicked, instead search that player’s library for up to fifteen cards, exile them, then that player shuffles."
Zangief performing a spinning piledriver on Cammy
An icon of a pixel art badger that reads, "'Despite everything, it's still you' was exactly what I needed to hear at a time in my life when I was spending every day on autopilot. Thank you for the reminder, Toby."
The winged lion from dungeon meshi (aka delicious in dungeon) holding a honey dipper in his mouth
The yin and yang symbol. A circle split into two swirls one white and one black. A black dot is in the center of the white swirl and and white dot is in the center of the black swirl.
A scientific diagram showing a monkey staring with eyes wide open. Black text reads "Neuron Activation" above its head and a black line goes from the text to the monkey's brain.
Various images of stick figure violence, the image is "deep fried" with the saturation and contrast turned up to extreme levels.
A man stares into a window with a black shirt that says "SICKOS" on it. He's saying, "Yes... Ha Ha Ha... YES!"
Braids, Arisen Nightmare is 1 generic mana and two black mana for a 3 power and 3 toughness Legendary Creature with the type Nightmare. The art depicts a woman with a body made of purple smoke and a glowing chest. She appears to be using magic to kill and absorb two of the cultists who summoned her. She has "At the beginning of your end step you may sacrifice an artifact, creature, enchantment, land, or planeswalker. If you do, each opponent may sacrifice a permanent that shares a card type with it. For each opponent who doesn't, that player loses 2 life and you draw a card."
Laios from delicious in dungeon bursting into a room excitedly exclaiming, "they let me milk a minotaur!!"
Sclicer, Hired Muscle is a Magic: the Gather card that costs 4 generic mana and 1 red mana. It is a Legendary Artifact Creature - Robot with More Than Meets the Eye for 2 generic mana and 1 red mana. It also has double strike, haste, and "At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep you may have that player gain control of Slicer until end of turn. If you do, untap Slicer, goad it, and it can't be sacrificed this turn. If you don't, convert it."
A custom Magic: the Gathering card named, "Peer-Reviewed Research" it has a casting cost of 3 generic mana and 1 blue mana. It is a sorcery with the effect, "This spell costs 1 generic mana less to cast for each non-Wizard creature type among Wizard creatures you control. Draw two cards." The art, by Jujika, depicts a group of anthropomorphic Tigers standing around a table. The flavor text reads, "Developing new spells at the Mage Tower is easier with others."
A Clickhole lifestyle article titled, "Selfish: This Man Found Time To Build A Birdhouse While JonBenét Ramsey's Murder Is Still Unsolved". Published April 17, 2017. Below the title is an image of an elderly man with woodworking tools and in the lower right hand corner a picture of a young white girl with voluminous blonde curly hair and a flower crown with small white flowers.
A proposal for a high-speed rail system spanning the continental US. It connects the east coast, with lines going through Chicago, other lines still going through the southern US and back up the west coast.
The clawed hand of a gold Dragonborn almost manages to completely wrap around the calf of an orc
A white man with glasses in a pin stripe suit, white shirt, and red tie. The subtitles read "Elaborate on that"
The immolate spectral card from Balatro. The card art features a burning playing card rendered in blues and yellows
A stack of Aether Drift booster packs
A drawing of shinji from neon Genesis Evangelion looking at his reflection in a bathroom mirror and crying
An orange cat with a human eye and raised eyebrow edited over their left eye
The stick figure violence meme with the caption "girls learning that the first step to creating is doing"
The "society if" meme with the caption "society if bottoming was as easy as it is in porn"
A pourover coffee maker with coffee in it
Pain and Panic from Disney's Hercules. Pain is a short, fat, red demon. Panic is a tall, skinny, blue demon.
A man with a surprised expression on his face on a yellow background
The album cover for Music for Sauna Quiet Night by Kengo Tokusashi. It is an image of the night sky as seen from the ground. The light from the moon has a lens flaire pointing out in six different directions. A tree comes up the right side of the image. The roof of a building can be seen in the lower left corner
A coatimundi looking to the left of the viewer
Theodore Quartzheart, an anthropomorphic monkey in a green tuxedo with a green necktie, sits in an office chair. The look on his face is neutral. To the right of him stands Xander Verus, in a similar green suit with a shoulder pad and cape. His hand rests of Theo's shoulder and he has a slight smile on his face. The colors of the canvas are dominated by greens and yellows.
The Google definition of schadenfreude: pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
Album art featuring a giant statue of a woman water pouring out of her mouth, blues overwhelm the image with yellow accents. Water slides twist around the statue's head and around the mountains in the background.
An American badger laying on its side