Todd Ciolek

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WALL SCROLL HYSTERIA
From an old Next Generation: "Sorry! No new games were made available for review this month on the following system: Virtual Boy."
TWO CRUDE DUDES
Special Duty Combat Unit Shinesman Gray...is GOOOOOOODDDDD
An irritated Leona pelts the android catgirl Anna with submachine gun fire while a note from "Uncle Shirow" advises "Good boys and girls (bad ones too), please do not imitate Leona. Please do your best."
Togusa says "Dead men don't talk or name names" while imagining a little lecturing Major. Batou calls him a stupid asshole.
Roast Beef from Achewood says Oh hell and damn yes give me that thing
Kiyone in the Tenchi Galaxy thing.
Sorry, boss!
Ruby from Giga Wing.
Rollergames for the NES
Oh, get the sword named "Soul Edge" YOURSELF if you want it so bad. I've had a long day.
Not Treasure Hunter, which is the only game Acti-Art apparently published
Someone suggests making a Lady Death animated movie. ADV made one back in 2004, and uh...
Pissing Off Harlan Ellison (by rewriting his script for City on the Edge of Forever)
Star Gladiator for the PlayStation.
Fish Police
Freeon-Leon from Ufouria, wide-eyed and gobsmacked.
Ruin Explorers! M.D. Geist! Meremanoid! Venus Wars! Fish Police!
The Emerson, Lake & Palmer album Brain Salad Surgery.
The Electric Light Orchestra album mistakenly released as No Answer.
The part from Illusion of Gaia's ending where we are told BUT THE EARTH WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT LOOKED SAD.
Pochi
I love that a) Gamefan put Phantasy Star IV on a cover and that b) it looks like Chaz is all just HEY GUYS HOW YA DOIN'
The "Best of...HOT TUB BRAWLS" DVD from Achewood. (You can do whatever you want in life.)
Junior Gorg from Fraggle Rock.
Roast Beef from Achewood reacts negatively to a DLSS enhancement of Resident Evil Requiem.
Guts Man