Joni Baloni 🐈💨

@kielbasanova.bsky.social

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Sci-fi, horror, and stand-up comedy fan. 🖖😻 latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3y7ejfkv5bpynl6une67ozfb/feed/aaafokzesygqa https://linktr.ee/kielbasanova

Monty Python Parrot sketch screenshot. The parrot is Mitch McConnell. John Cleese is America. And Michael Palin is Republicans.
My post from Threads that says "a fake assassination attempt makes an assass out of I and nation" with 44.1k likes and 2.7k reposts.
Scene from Planet of the Apes where Taylor comes out of the water and the other two guys kneel down in front of him and it looks like they are going to give him and team bj.
The Governor from The Walking Dead looking at all of the zombie heads in fish tanks in his secret back room.
View of my hand holding an Xbox controller and my tv has Halo loading.
Never fake an orgasm, let them know they failed.
Burned up guy smoking a cig in the waiting room in Beetlejuice.
Kermit from The Great Muppet Caper telling Peter Falk's character, "You know, it's amazing. You are 100% wrong. I mean, nothing you've said has been right."
Bruce Campbell as Ash walking out of the cave at the end of Army of Darkness.
Ask from an Anonymous to me on Tumblr but it says "we want those tits mommy :3"
me from the neck down, wearing a t-shirt that says, "Kiss me I'm 63.6% Irish."
Ides of March. Julius Caesar being stabbed by everyone and his buddy, Brute.
scene from Cabin in the Woods when Richard Jenkins character yells "Fuck You" at the monitor screen.
Weirdumentary book by Gary D. Rhodes. It's about 1970s documentaries regarding aliens, cryptids, prophecies, monsters, mysteries, etc.
Ex-Prince Andrew on his way to jail.
A nerd and his wife. They are both wearing glasses. He is wearing tortoise shell color in the style of Dick Van Patten from Westworld. She is wearing big Raybans. He had a head of hair and a beard both grey. She is a redhead.
Marvin Suggs playing the Muppaphone that says "ow" or "OW" depending on how hard he hits each one.
Image of Blackwolf the Dragonmaster.
My bearded husband with grey hair, wearing sunglasses and leaning on the car door. He's smiling at me because he loves me, which means he's probably mildly insane.
David Lynch saying "One day the sadness will end. But I don't think today's the day."
Pee-wee's Playhouse
Barbie head and torso with a lizard tail and lizard arms and lizard legs. Reminiscent of Officer Stedanko after he smokes copious amounts of a marijuana.
My husband's ARC Raiders character design that looks like an elder military woman. Wearing a maroon jacket and sunglasses.
Karl Urban as Billy Butcher in The Boys saying, "Just quit being a cunt."
Flash flood warning advising to not travel unless fleeing an area that is flooding or if you're under an evacuation order.
Steve Martin, in ALL OF ME, standing next to a bed where Lily Tomlin is laying down covered up and with a box of Kleenex next to her.
Netflix screen that asks Are you still watching "The End of the F***ing World"? with options of Continue watching or Exit.
2 avocados one has mostly smooth skin and the other is bumpy.
Jonathan Banks in the movie Airplane where he checks on a turkey in the microwave.
Dr . Zira and a colleague in Planet of the Apes, looking at the viewer like they were just talking some gossip about them.
Peter Falk in the move The Great Muppet Caper, sitting on a park bench with Kermit telling him what he says is Kermit's story and Kermit responds with "It's amazing. You are 100% wrong."
Sign that says Centre for Useless Splendour
Maddy from Twin Peaks in a robe, wearing glasses, holding a cup of coffee, and sitting in a chair.
Wearable shark blanket, where you can see out of the mouth of the shark with it's head as a hood.
Endora from Bewitched
art by Rudolf Sieber-Lonati showing a person on top of their house with a gun pointing a huge eye, larger than a sun in the sky, staring down at the person.
David Cross holding a mic and doing comedy. He's wearing a hat and a red zipper hoodie.
Illustration of Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Ghostface, and Pennywise all standing in a huddle circle looking down at the center of their circle (which is at the viewer).
Scene from 1969 film The Witchmaker where a blonde woman is looking at an idol and the man next to her has a mansplaining look on his face.
The logo for The Aquabats, wearing a cape and an eye mask and a cowl with ears. With a big A on the chest.
Regina in Night of the Comet holding up a dress worn by her stepmom Dolores that was laying on the street among other neighbors clothes as well as red dust.
John de Lancie looking thirsty ASF as Q from TNG in some Fraggles Uncle Traveling Matt adventure gear and posed like he wants he wants you to draw him like one of your French girls.
heavily used banged up scraped up traffic cone that looks like it's got 2 white eyes above a melted opening that is shaped like a surly mouth. It's giving Traffic Cone Foreman energy.
A selfie of me with Blaine Capatch and he is holding a zucchini.
My Cousin Vinny scene with Joe Pesci in the usher uniform in the court room instead of a regular suit.
Raglan shirt that has the name Dave Hill in some kind of red Hell fire font. Dave is portrayed as a zombie ghoul with a dragon who is shredding on a guitar.
A wide eyed me checking out the Coop Pin-ups book full of luscious ladies.
Sketch from Mr. Show where a husband and wife are smiling at a cardboard box on their kitchen counter that says BAG HUTCH on the side in bold lettering. This is where they will keep their extra paper (or plastic) bags. Their bag storage worrying days are over.
Jeffrey Combs as Dr Herbert West, holding a syringe full of glowing green Re-Animator syrum.
Steve Martin in The Jerk, looking at his name in the phone book and shouting I'M SOMEBODY NOW!
Closing the lid on my water bottle..
Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead asking How many Walkers have you killed? How many people have you killed? why?. But I changed walkers to Terminids.
the TARDIS from Doctor Who. The utlimate ride.
Message from a teammate who was shooting me and throwing grenades at me in Halo Ranked Slayer with friendly fire on. He sent me the message in the pic that says "No going win for u I weak asf"
Leonard Nimoy, Donald Sutherland, and Jeff Goldblum in black and white pick from behind the scenes of Invasion of the Body Snatchers... More like Booty Snatchers.
Scene from Star Wars where Han can't see and asks "Chewie is that you?"
My HALO Master Chief in fps view, holding a sandwich. The sandwich is a panini on sliced sourdough with ham, cheese, tomatoes, onion, and lettuce.
Image of a harpy eagle taken by Keith Freeburn. Harpy eagles have the orange talon feet, a white feather body, and the top portion looks like burned ashy end of a cigarette.
Fraggle Rock Uncle Traveling Matt lookalike scene in the wild.
Untitled art from 2025 by Japanese artist Kosuke Ajiro. It appears to be a horned redhead woman in white (looking bridal) holding the tail of a devil beast and they are surrounded by a variety of demons, round, coiled, winged, horned in the water or air with the bride and devil as well as appearing to be on the grassy or dark pit of hell sides of the image. Demon celebration of sorts.