Kiko Klyde 🥚🐞

@kiko.northsky.social

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Alliterates with Khaos cohost refugee and pithee extraordinaire; I mostly chill with games, make surreal shitposts, and vibe with music send sillies at: kikoklyde.straw.page [ACCOUNT RATED PG-16]

man in a white shirt with a half-filled champange flute talking:
Mr. gotcha, a cartoon caucasian man in an orange shirt with combed back light brown hair, which incidentally matched the hair style of the replied to poster, in his famous role for the "we should improve society somewhat" comic where he is poking out of a stone brick well, fingers interlocked and gleefully grinning at the fact that he can whip out his half-baked, un-thought-through, empty and vapid "gotcha" out at someone
A melinated gentleman introduced and acts a skit, where he plays both parts of a "hypebeast" using aluminum foil to make a necklace and fake grills, as well as a silent assailant who takes down the hype beast in one power overhead smack, to which bystanders respond
Black and white photo of Martin Scorsese sitting in an arm chair with his hands raise, with the text "absolute cinema"
A picture of an AI generated floor pan, zoomed in on an apparent bedroom that is labeled "master suite"; outside of complete errors such as a TV facing the wall in a spot that wouldn't be possiblied used in a comfortable manner anyway, and the general dogshit nature of the matter... the bed and two nightstand are setup in a manner where the head of the bed is up against a large ass window and the sleeper would be pointed towards the door of the bedroom, which is a major violation of basic feng shui principles
An image of JD Vance taken in front of a small draping american flag pole and a blue painting with dark, brassy frame; Vance has been edited in a manner where he looks very murid/rodent like with a tall standing hair-do, ala flushed away
The Image of Bald JD Vance, Photoshopped and liquefied to look like the Portland Frog, with Donald Trump giving a mean mugged side eye through the wrinkled transparent face/view hole
Picture of a pile of french fries on newspaper styled novelty waxpaper with a mayo sauce put in a white bowl peeking out from the top left corner; in white text, the caption "retweet if you love fries" is at the top, with "or desperately crave $1000" at the bottom, with the text reading "$1000" having a bar of digitally drawn black behind it, presumably over-riding a previous punchline
the results: " You Are A: [in blue] Chaotic Good Human Wizard (3rd Level) Ability Scores: Strength- 14 Dexterity- 16 Constitution- 14 Intelligence- 18 Wisdom- 16 Charisma- 15 "
A layout of TF2 Class stats on steam, which shake out to be: engineer: 221 hours soldier: 125.9 hours scout: 122.9 hours heavy: 113 hours sniper: 99 hours medic: 98.9 hours The heavy stats have been expanded on, revealing maximums of 3,030 points, 3,026 kills, and 422,537 damage
Over a Gif of a truck wiggling it's bed like a booty while driving down the road, which has been covered in all manner of colored pixels: there is a pink haired anime girl in a white bikini bottom and a ford branded crop top, bouncing her titties while upside down; a warped capture that is warping between two soccer players that have been deepfried, one is brighter and yellower, while the other is darken and warped to the point their head looks like a combination of gigachad and a thumb; and some for of killer bean gif with a with topped "get real" caption that has been warped so bad, the layers of the gif are just solitar effecting ontop of each other. there is text over the image in two parts: in green medevil text, warped like a waving triangle flag pointing down, that says "fucking hek is..."; and in a more computer console font that is green with some red fringing and is 3D popping out with a white-flashing-to-blue elongation that says "CHEVY FUCK MONTH BITCHES"
Screenshot of post from Kiko Klyde (@kikoklyde.bsky.social) that this post is replying to; the given label to the user Kiko Klyde for what is currently discussed in this thread is "Toilet (Sharted too hard)"; outside of the potential labels that are scribbled out in pink with writing reading "Do Not Worry" and a simple cat face done in blue on it, the labels it shares the space with are "she/her", "UTC-08:00", "cat", "Chimera", "Coyote", and "Rabbit"
An edit of JD Vance Interviewing both Plato and Aristotle, as they are depicted in Raphael's school of athens fresco, on a brooklyn sidewalk;... for the more observant in the audience: behind JD Vance there is a spinosaurus creeping behind a tree
A spinning model of an Orange Cat, but it's been warped in a way that more resembles a slug that is starting to evolve legs
An image of the Donald Trump Mugshot edited to be costumed like Nef Anyo from Warframe, but it was processed into a 3D model in a way where it looks like a freakish head poking into a novelty picture cut-out
A section of a Match History, showing that 5 games in a row as one particular mech where won as an MVP, as denoted by a golden diamond shape icon; a sixth entry in the middle is a defeat record on a different mech, it has been lightly scribbled out in purple with pink writing on top that say "cum squire stole it" with a frowny face drawn next to it
A Picture of a grey striped siberian kitten on a bed with a white fluffy blanket and light grey pillows; black bars have been added above and blow the image, on these black bars are the words "IM BLUNT BECAUSE GOD ROLLED ME THAT WAY [100 emoji]" in white bold impact font
A low quality image of woody for toy story's head edited onto buzz's body is on a pink background, overlayed is purple medieval-gothic text with the cool-text flame effect that says "schlemiel theory"
A well-drawn sketched comic; at the gates of heaven TOP LEFT PANEL: Jesus, with a raised eyebrow, asks "did you bring it?" TOP RIGHT PANEL: Pope Francis, with a jovial expression, proclaims "I did." MIDDLE PANEL, WIDESHOT: on a backdrop of the rolling bumps of the clouds, pope francis hands a thin black box with a white stripe at the top to jesus, who has the pearly gates behind him BOTTOM PANEL, WIDE: we close in on the exchanging hands, with jesus grabbing the box, which we now see to be a copy of UNDERTALE
a blue menu which states at the top: "To comply with updated verification guidelines, we now require a digital representation of your fursona. This ensures that all visitors meet community standards and engage responsibly. Please use the space below to draw your fursona. Submissions will be reviewed automatically by FurID™, our trusted third-party verification system. Your submission is used solely for verification and will not be shared." Below this statement, is a very basic drawing widget, where a calico coated creature with blue hair and pink purple-lens glasses and a single jutting fang is drawn in a humorously crude style
an even closer-close-up focusing on the start of the second word; there is an overlay on the starting jutt, flashing between and cyan q, a green p, a purple g, and an aqua y
close up of the original image being discussed, with red lettering copied from the original dialogue; of the four blacked out words, the first one has "ucking" overlayed on it, showing that "fucking" wouldn't fit; the third is overlayed with "ass", with the last s in "ass" is going over the blacked out area; the last one is overlayed with "slut", which fits in quite nicely; no input is yet given for the second blacked out word
write in of a form, the field for "school or school district ZIP code" has "42069" entered into it; the next field, titled "Please describe in as much detail as possible the discriminatory practice taking place" given a 450 WORD limit, has a highlight box filled with a repeated string of unprintable characters, foreign languages, and emojis counted as 1 out of 450 words; the last section to upload to file, has the file "you_fat_bitch.png" added to it
The Text "Oj Sqimson squirms" in the topical "coolvetica" font repeated five times with differing font weights(boldness) and alternating italicism; for all examples presented, the tail of the lowercase q goes to the first column of the lowercase m in "sqimson", and as the font weight increases the ending of the tail shifts to the right, so on the lightest weight the end of the tail is to the right of the first column, and slowly aligns with it before going off to be a little on the left side of the column
A Default White 3D Ball PNG with the Top Caption of "AIR JORDAN" on the top in oldschool meme style Impact Font
Shin Megami Tensei seal with the text "Featuring Pregante From The Dick May Cum™ Series" overlaid on it with red embossed text
on a digitally artifacted red and blue background, there is a lime green and purple panda with a neon aura; the panda has a halo of darkness, and the panda's left eye is also projecting a small circle of darkness
glitchy moshed data, with colored left-aligned spectrogram like color-bands at the top, and colored scattered pixel outlines for the last 2ish thirds
there should be "glitchy moshed data, with colored left-aligned spectrogram like color-bands at the top, and colored scattered pixel outlines for the last 2ish thirds"
doodle of a smiling dog, without the legs as to look like a snake, there is a caption of "巳年" and then "snake year", although the text is barely legible through massive deep frying of the image via major increases in exposure and saturation, as well as a shit ton of JPEG artifacting
the average enjoyer man, edited to have the same look as the snow meiser, with the impact font captions of "Bottom Text" at the top and "MERRY CHRYSLR" on the bottom
An edited picture of neko arc with calico patterned fur and pink hair; they have rose gold glasses with pink colored eyes showing through purple lenses, as well as a face mask with a pink cat mouth; they are also wearing a black tacitcal vest over a pink, grey, and white plaid dress shirt with a sky blue trinity knotted tie they are holding an Alani Nu Cherry Slush energy drink, and the word "Kill" is typed in big letters inside of the grey transparent box over the neco arc's face
A demonic darkened version of neco arc is standing infront of hands holding a phone with an image of an orange cat sitting on a trans flag; there's text that reads "you can't make me look dumb bitch I'm already retarded," the majority of the text is classic meme impact, with the "bitch" in a colorfully popped-out stencil font, and the "retarded" in a pink futuristic font that is spewing poorly animated fire; the quote of the text is attributed to the user susfather in the year of 2019
a screen shot of the first Alan Wake game, alan is currently tired of barry's shit while the cardboard cutout is there; there is pastel mint green dark souls styled text that says "ALAN WAKENED"
A baby husky in a messy gaming room that has been pixelated is being stalked by a floating head with a black stripe across it's head and hit charachter neco-arc in dark shadows and dim red glitchy lighting; there is a caption in classic meme impact that reads: "THE VOICES ARE GETTING LOUDER
head bust of a figure wearing a cloth head covering, styled in a gradient splatter texture on black
A really crappy ass drawing of an in-costume unmasked spider-man with a fat ass doing the "woo yeah" riff battle pose
on a background of yellow and purple stripes, there is green text with red outlined letters that reads as the text in the next reply
an untextured model of a bird-person in a jacket with a backwards baseball cap and pointed humanoid ears captioned with "god I'm so fucking badass" written in a stylized colorful font
a product shot of a wood finished Play Station 5 edited to have a waterfall into a skylanders portal
screenshot of a file of a screenshot of an ad with with two photos of an old woman in shades and a blue on white patterned top, a security camera shot of her in a parking lot on the left, and a shot of her being interviewed(?) on the right, the words "do this to escape attackers" are used to title the ad, the file is being named "no one fucks with you when you shit your pants"
a hallucinatory looking doodle of the hit character neko arc in a nightclub captioned in impact "chat I am high is that real"