Jason Kikta

@kikta.net

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// Somehow a CTO/CISO // JHU SAIS @alperovitch.institute adjunct // @istorg.bsky.social adjunct sr tech advisor // Former CNMF // Retired US Marine Corps // Personal views and invective

Trump horning in on the second flag raising at Iwo Jima
A tweet by the 780th Military Intelligence Brigade: Effective immediately, the 780th Military Intelligence Brigade (Cyber) is not an Army organization authorized to manage an official social media account and is directed to close and archive all brigade accounts pursuant to the Army records management policy. The @780thC is as a Major Subordinate Command under the U.S. Army Intelligence and Security Command, while also serving under the operational control of U.S. Army Cyber Command. You are invited to subscribe to their social media pages. The Brigade is waiting on further instructions; however, it has been a privilege to be in this space. [picture with unit logo and text] Effective immediately, the 780th Military Intelligence Brigade (Cyber) is not an Army organization authorized to manage an official social media presence and is directed to close and archive all accounts pursuant to the Army records management policy. The 780 MI BDE (CY) is as a Major Subordinate Command under the U.S. Army Intelligence and Security Command, while also serving under the operational control of U.S. Army Cyber Command. You are invited to subscribe to their social media pages. It has been a privilege to be in this space.
A Claude Code message that says: XXXX backslash Dev/JSON-familiar. ASCII-only and idempotent too. Downside: a benign log line that literally contains the text,edoc ecruos) yllausiv won si (sdaolyap NOSJ lortnoc depacse na morf elbahsiugnitsidni ytiruces a ton hguoht ,ytiugibma yalpsid - •eloh
The ref from Celebrity Deathmatch saying, “Let’s get it on!”
Tweet by JD Work: “I know nothing”
A screenshot of Claude for iOS set to Fable 5 High for the model attempting to send the message “Test” and an error message that says “Error sending message. This model isn't available right now. You can switch to another model to continue using Claude.”
A picture of the new Crayola Chug 25oz Bottle by CamelBak, which is a water bottle made to look like a giant green crayon
Current session 100% used Resets in 26 min
The MCMAP insignia, which has an M-16 crossed with a bayonet and a fist coming toward the viewer surrounded by the text “ONE MIND, ANY WEAPON”
A screenshot of a Gohpher session: Internet Gopher Information Client v1.12 Root gopher server: gopher.tc.umm.edu Information About Gopher/ Computer Information/ Internet file server (ftp) sites/ Fun & Games/ Libraries/ Mailing Lists/ UfM Campus Information/ News/ Other Gopher and Information Servers/ Phone Books/ Search lots of places at the U of M ‹?> Press ? for Help, q to Quit, u to go up a menu Page :1/1
A cyber truck with a terrible holographic wrap and the MD license plate “DEFCON”.
A screenshot of an iMessage compose box with “Happy Mother’s” already typed and the auto suggestions of “Week”, “Month”, and “Weekend”.
A purple sign that says: To Help our Environment Reclaimed Water in Use in Urinal Do not Drink - No Tome El Agua
Ransom notice on Canvas earlier today: SHINYHUNTERS rooting your systems since '19 ;) ShinyHunters has breached Instructure (again). Instead of contacting us to resolve it they ignored us and did some "security patches" WARNING If any of the schools in the affected list are interested in preventing the release of their data, please consult with a cyber advisory firm and contact us privately at TOX to negotiate a settlement. You have till the end of the day by 12 May 2026 before everything is leaked. Instructure still has until EOD 12 May 2026 to contact us. - DOWNLOAD AFFECTED_SCHOOLS.TXT V 91.215.85.103/pay_or_leak/ instructure_affected_schools_list.txt visit us: shnyhntww34phqoa6dcgnvps2yu7dlwzmy5 lkvejwjdo6z7bmgshzayd.onion
Ice-T in the Chappelle’s Show Player Haters Ball sketch
A gray t-shirt with green text like an old green phosphor computer monitor that says: FERRIS BUELLER DAYS ABSENT: 9
Mariko from Shogun saying, “The anjin says that he loves Hitler.” Blackthorne has been replaced by Adam Dortona, in battle rattle looking like the dorky fucking loser he is.
McBain from the Simpsons staring at the audience in a standup comedy club right before he says, “That’s the joke.”
Michael Scott on The Office, slapping the table and exclaiming, “Thank you!” in an exasperated tone.
A map of the Chesapeake Bay, showing state boundaries between Maryland and Virginia.
A map spanning the Mediterranean, Red Sea, Gulf of Aden, Gulf of Oman, and Persian Gulf with respective flags showing a potential Spanish toll, the Egyptian toll, the Houthi toll, a likely US toll, and the Iranian toll.
Dean Wormer from Animal House saying, “Then as of this moment, they’re on double secret probation.” The word blockade has been placed over the word probation.
Sebastian Gorka stealing McLovin’s look and holding a bolt action rifle that he probably doesn’t know how to use
The jihad meme with text: “And how did Trump make Tuesday into Bridge Day and Power Plant Day all rolled up into one? Through Jihad.”
An actual Truth Social post by Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump): Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Unit patch of the Chemical Biological Incident Response Force
Washington Post headline today: “Military Pentagon prepares for weeks of ground operations in Iran” “If President Donald Trump approves the plans, such an effort would mark a new phase of the war that could be significantly more dangerous to U.S. troops than the first four weeks.”
Colonel Nathan Jessup yelling from the witness box a tweet by JD Work, which says, “Spoken like a man who has never been under fire. And moreover who has never been responsible for a large installation, with a large number of lives under command, managing billions of dollars of investment in strategic capability essential for global deterrence and ongoing combat operations.”
The “We're all trying to find the guy who did this” meme with NSA’s logo superimposed over the face
Press X to Doubt meme
Marco Rubio dressed as Fidel Castro
But it could work for us meme
Photo of JD Work, human Markov chain
A fake children’s mystery book cover with a girl and a boy wearing deerstalker hats that says: “Can You Help Solve THE MYSTERY OF WHO GIVES A SHIT? NOBODY CARES!”
A sign over a urinal at a park in Alexandria, VA that says: “To Help our Environment Reclaimed Water in Use in Urinal Do not Drink - No Tome El Agua”
Lord Farquaad from Shrek giving his “Some of you may die” speech
The meme with a muscular dog and a weak dog. Strong dog has “Judge to a normal person in court” above and “A judge is king in his own courtroom!” below. Weak dog has “Judge faced with a lawless government” above and “I wrote a grumpy letter that says you kinda have to leave one person alone.” below.
Excerpt from AXIOS: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is "close" to cutting business ties with Anthropic and designating the AI company a "supply chain risk" — meaning anyone who wants to do business with the U.S. military has to cut ties with the company, a senior Pentagon official told Axios. • The senior official said: "It will be an enormous pain in the ass to disentangle, and we are going to make sure they pay a price for forcing our hand like this.
Image of LG oven air fryer use
Tweet from @AlSecHub: “OpenAl now requires government ID verification to use GPT-5.3-Codex for cybersecurity work. - openai.com/index/ trusted-... GPT-5.3 and Opus 4.6... Al cybersecurity capabilities have reached the critical point where they need to be properly safeguarded. OpenAl built a tiered trust [Show more]” Embedded screenshot of text: “OpenAl February 5, 2026 — Security Safety Introducing Trusted Access for Cyber Our approach to enhancing baseline safeguards for all users while piloting trusted access for defensive acceleration.”
Excerpt of a tweet: “OpenAl now requires government ID verification to use GPT-5.3-Codex for cybersecurity work. - openai.com/index/ trusted-… GPT-5.3 and Opus 4.6... Al cybersecurity capabilities have reached the critical point where they need to be properly safeguarded.”
Tweet from JD Work (@HostileSpectrum) at 08:58 on 2/7/26: Illegal vehicle checkpoints are the key hallmark of every urban insurgency, used to control terrain tipped toward rebellion. Having been trained to maneuver in a city beset by their latent lethal menace from the hard lessons of Northern Ireland, and nearly having lost my life to such a VCP in Baghdad, it is shocking to see them on American streets.
Epstein Library Are you 18 years of age or older? A “Yes” button and a “No” button, with the “No” button clicked Access Denied You must be 18 years or older to access this content.
The References section of the Donald Trump Wikipedia article with portions of URLs redacted
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Some DHS moron struggling to remove the pin from a smoke grenade (that he throws too far), while holding a loaded shotgun between his thighs and flagging a bunch of journalists with the muzzle
Indiana Jones handing Donald Trump a golden chalice in the Oval Office
The cartel bombing scene from Clear and Present Danger, but Tracy Jordan is Ding and Kenneth Parcell is Clark.
The Starlink official coverage map showing hexagons in the Kharkiv region, with coverage stopping short of the Russian border.
A group of US Marines holding Sandino's Flag in Nicaragua
Skeet by John Bailey @isucceed.bsky.social that says “So, the CIA is doing its thing...” with a ratio of 36 replies and 25 quote tweets to only 12 likes. His profile picture shows a bald white man wearing glasses.
Donald Trump with some of the gold bullshit that he inflicted on the Oval Office