Brian Schaffnit

@killabri.bsky.social

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Screenshot from the video game Schedule 1 that shows an in game advertisement for the Taco Ticklers restaurant, with the caption "Need some meat in your mouth?"
Stranger Things 4K season 1 slip case that lights up the Christmas lights.
The Stranger Things box set. It is a chonky boi.
Stranger Things 4K box set arrived today, happy birthday to me when I get it tomorrow.
iTunes music of the theme song from Mortal Kombat
A map showing places in Kansas City to buy Cutwater Red White and Blue pack.
Freddie Mercury performing Bohemian Rhapsody, saying I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
Me looking quite high but sadly I am not
Pulled pork, mac n cheese and fries
A delicious shrimp basket at Camden Yards
Front signage of the Babe Ruth Museum
Maryland crab cake, and there was 2 before I fucked up the first one lol
A photo of available tickets for an upcoming Orioles game. There are a lot of them for absurdly cheap prices.
Sticker on a car that says tailgate me harder, Daddy.
Stella sleeping on my Dad’s shirts
Our Stella, seen here in the kitchen
Two panel shot with a woman commenting on that smile, that damned smile.
A meme claiming that there’s a secret society among us keeping Long John Silvers open.
Rays announcing they've signed Craig Kimbrel about 6 years too late.
Article headline showing Flagler College winning the Division 2 national championship in men’s tennis.
Brian in 2008, sporting a Mohawk cut after the Rays made the playoffs for the first time in his life.
A screengrab from the series finale of Star Trek Voyager, which aired 25 years ago today.
Robert Baratheon yearning for the sweet release of death
The Jaguars removing the Jaguar statue outside the stadium
Our beautiful cat Stella hogging the pillow my mother is trying to sleep on
An eBay invoice someone posted where he tried shipping a bumper for $25 and is stunned it got hit with overage fees to the tune of $2,300
Ad for an emotional support Jason doll
2 people that are too young to know how it works trying to figure out the Williams Baseball machine.
Mark Watney saying he’s gonna have to science the shit out of this
My parents’ cat Stella being so needy she’s supervising me taking a leak
FanDuel's Twitter account asking if you'd rather be given $50,000 right now or have 100 pitches to hit a home run off Paul Skenes. An unemployed Nazi app user responds that before he got injured in college he was facing up to 96 MPH velo so this means he could totally get Skenes' timing down after 20 pitches and have a real chance for the next 80.
Me at my desk enjoying a beer
Flyers - Penguins box score with ALL of the penalties
Our beautiful senior cat Stella taking a well deserved nap after a long day of begging
A sleepy and very unenthusiastic Winnie the Pooh sitting in bed, with the caption “Let’s get this bread I guess”
NHL player WAR chart, sorted by worst. Ben Chairot is a very bad hockey player.
A Pennywise mug my Dad’s paralegal got me years ago
Two young women at a hockey game holding a sign with a drawing of two San Jose Sharks players that says can I hold your stick
Photo of the Rays bullpen numbers, which have been... not what you want.
2,000 Yard Stare painting
Stella making the rounds under the table
Our beautiful cat Stella. A Calico-Tuxedo mix.