Kill Every Monster

@killeverymonster.com

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We are an award-winning Dungeons and Dragons podcast about every monster in the manual. Part of the @deadghostpro.com network. Co-produced by @aramvartian.com and @djmalenfant.bsky.social Follow our amazing guests! https://go.bsky.app/5WtDuQt

An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' with the theme being the Yuan-ti. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a muscular, humanoid creature with the head of a blue cobra, holding a large scimitar. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a person named Sebastian, who has stylish turquoise hair and glasses. The title 'YUAN-TI' is centered in large, dripping, yellow-and-pink gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice.
A short clip from the Rust Monster episode of the Dungeons and Dragons podcast, “Kill Every Monster.”
A fantasy-themed podcast cover. The main image is a large, hand-drawn illustration of a fantastical creature called a Rust Monster. The monster is a large, reddish-brown insect-like creature with six legs, a feathered tail, and a bony snout. In the top right corner, there is a Polaroid photo of a man with a mohawk, beard, and red sunglasses, with the name "Zac" written on the bottom. The title "RUST MONSTER" is written in large, jagged, pink and yellow letters below the creature. The bottom of the image features a line of purple rocks and a line of text that says, "KILL EVERY MONSTER."
An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' focused on the Rust Monster. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a reddish-brown, beetle-like creature with a plated carapace and long, feathery antennae. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a man named Zac, with a dark mohawk and red sunglasses. The title 'RUST MONSTER' is centered in large, stylized letters with a yellow-to-pink gradient. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice.
A graphic styled like a page from a Dungeon Master's notebook for the 'Kill Every Monster' series. The title is 'dm's notes: RUST MONSTER.' The main text reads: 'These strange, normally docile creatures corrode ferrous metals, then gobble up the rust they create. In doing so, they have ruined the armor, shields, and weapons of countless adventurers.' The page also features an illustration of the Rust Monster in an open book, a colorful rainbow D20 die, a doodle of a sword with HP numbers written beside it, and a cute doodle of a Beholder monster. The bottom of the image has a rocky landscape and the series title.
An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' focused on the Rust Monster. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a reddish-brown, beetle-like creature with a plated carapace and long, feathery antennae. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a man named Zac, with a dark mohawk and red sunglasses. The title 'RUST MONSTER' is centered in large, stylized letters with a yellow-to-pink gradient. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice.
An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' focused on the Rust Monster. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a reddish-brown, beetle-like creature with a plated carapace and long, feathery antennae. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a man named Zac, with a dark mohawk and red sunglasses. The title 'RUST MONSTER' is centered in large, stylized letters with a yellow-to-pink gradient. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice.
Cover image for the mailbag episode of the Dungeons and Dragons podcast, "Kill Every Monster."
Screen cap of a Patreon preview of the new TTRPG podcast, "Dylan Is Mad About A Thing."
Cover for the Season 4 "Does It Murder" episode of the Dungeons and Dragons podcast "Kill Every Monster."
A screen cap from the Instagram profile of Zac Mahadeo. “A big, fun, goofy hot guy who happens to work in a profession that shouldn’t exist anymore” - @aramvartian.com
Cover for episode one of the new subscriber-only Kill Every Monster series "Dylan Is Mad About A Thing."
Episode cover for the Patreon-exclusive DM Notes of the "Kill Every Monster" Dungeons and Dragons podcast episode: Peryton.
Covers for the Peryton, Treant, Does It Murder?, and Rust Monster episodes of the Dungeons and Dragons podcast "Kill Every Monster."
A framed piece of worked copper, heated and bent to draw out light and color by artists/blacksmith Zac Mahadeo.
Cover of the Rust Monster episode of the Dungeons and Dragons podcast, "Kill Every Monster."
Cover of the Treant episode of the Dungeons and Dragons podcast, "Kill Every Monster."
Podcast cover for the Peryton episode of the Dungeons and Dragons podcast, "Kill Every Monster."
A clip from the Treant episode of the Dungeons and Dragons podcast “Kill Every Monster.”
This image is a stylized graphic episode cover for the Dungeons & Dragons podcast, Kill Every Monster. The image features several distinct elements against a background that resembles aged graph paper: Title: At the center, the words "RUST MONSTER" are written in a large, stylized font with a dripping effect. The letters have a bright yellow-to-pink gradient. Creature Illustration: To the left of the title is a detailed illustration of the titular "Rust Monster," a fantastical creature from D&D. It's a four-legged, insectoid beast with a reddish-brown, armored carapace, a maw full of sharp teeth, and two long, feathery antennae. Photograph: In the upper right corner, there's a faux Polaroid photograph of a man with styled dark hair, a beard, and red-lensed sunglasses. Below the photo, the name "Zac" is written in a cursive script. Foreground: The bottom of the image is lined with a rocky landscape made entirely of dark purple polyhedral dice (d20s), further reinforcing the D&D or TTRPG theme. Overall, the graphic combines these elements to create a dynamic and informative cover for a piece of media about a D&D adventure or discussion featuring a rust monster and a guest named Zac.
The dead squid logo for Kill Every Monster in the traditional trans flag colors of white, light blue, and pink.
A banner image features the word "OBLEX" in large, stylized, multicolored letters (pinkish-purple/orange/yellow gradient). In the left part of the image, a figure of a woman, seemingly from a fantasy or role-playing game, is depicted. She is light-skinned with reddish-brown hair and wears a light-brown top and dark-green/brown skirt or trousers, standing within a swirling, crimson, viscous substance. A small, photographic-style frame or instant picture includes a portrait of a woman with light-brown/blonde hair. She is smiling and looks directly to the viewer. Beneath her picture, the words "Diana Fay" are written in a simple font. The background behind the text OBREX and the characters is a pale, grid-patterned paper or background. At the bottom of the image, there are many stylized, dark purple/indigo broken d20 dice.
Cover of the Drow episode for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast Kill Every Monster. The central focus is the word "DROW" in large, bold, stylized letters, rendered in a gradient of pinks and yellows. This text is layered over a background that appears to be a textured paper, possibly retro-style graph paper, in muted tones of beige and tan. Surrounding the word "DROW" are various characters. On the left, there is a figure in light, greyish-purple armor, depicted in a three-quarter view, holding a staff. On the right, a figure in a darker, brownish-grey cloak with similar stylized armor and weapons is present. Two smaller, inset photographs of people are displayed in vintage, photo frame-like boxes. One photo shows a woman with curly dark brown hair, light skin, and a friendly expression. The other image shows a woman with dark skin, a light sweater, a confident expression. The words "KILL EVERY MONSTER" are seen in a smaller font below "DROW,"
Cover of the Drow episode for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast Kill Every Monster. The central focus is the word "DROW" in large, bold, stylized letters, rendered in a gradient of pinks and yellows. This text is layered over a background that appears to be a textured paper, possibly retro-style graph paper, in muted tones of beige and tan. Surrounding the word "DROW" are various characters. On the left, there is a figure in light, greyish-purple armor, depicted in a three-quarter view, holding a staff. On the right, a figure in a darker, brownish-grey cloak with similar stylized armor and weapons is present. Two smaller, inset photographs of people are displayed in vintage, photo frame-like boxes. One photo shows a woman with curly dark brown hair, light skin, and a friendly expression. The other image shows a woman with dark skin, a light sweater, a confident expression, and a somewhat exaggerated gesture. The words "KILL EVERY MONSTER" are seen in a smaller font below "DROW", in a bluish purple and placed over many purple dice.
Cover for the Lich episode of the Dungeons and Dragons podcast "Kill Every Monster," featuring guest Eric.
Cover for Giants episode of the the Dungeons and Dragons podcast "Kill Every Monster," featuring guest Tracy.
Cover for the Drow episode of the Dungeons and Dragons podcast "Kill Every Monster," featuring guests Liv and Austin.
A collage of Polaroids display some of the past guest of Kill Every Monster.
AWARDS: AUDIOVERSE AWARDS • Best Improvised Production • Best Guest Player (Rich Howard - Aboleth) • Best Guest Player (Robert Reeve - Mimic) SYDNEY WEB FEST • Best Actual Play Podcast NZ WEB FEST • Best Actual Play Podcast • Best Actual Play Podcast Host
A Spotify Wrapped card showing that the Beholder was our top episode for 2024.
A Spotify Wrapped card for Kill Every Monster showing that we had 53% more new listeners in 2024.
Spotify Wrapped tile for Kill Every Monster showing that the #2 podcast our listeners also enjoyed was the Joe Rogan Experience.
Cover of the Kill Every Monster episode for Giants, featuring a Storm Giant casting a lighting bolt from their hand and a Stone Giant in the background carrying a club.
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Cover of the podcast "Kill Every Monster" featuring a bright orange and yellow background. Over it is large cartoon purple squid with pink Xs over both eyes and a winners laurel from the New Zealand Webfest for "Best Actual Play Podcast Host"