@kingchochacho.bsky.social

@kingchochacho.bsky.social

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God of Fun. Do not ask for miracles. Has anyone seen my medallion?

She's beautiful, but she's dying
A great book that doesn't whiz by in the spring! That is a good idea.
Why are you even asking questions and not just admiring my outfit? I thought it would look fucking tough! Goddammit! You reporters have been so nasty to me lately. I had to do something.
And you know what? You don't tag people. What is this society, that we tag everything? What's going on? Do we not live in the moment anymore? We just tag everything
SpaceX projects a “total addressable market,” or TAM, of $28.5 trillion across its present and future offerings in space, data, and AI services. However, of this amount, only about $2 trillion is directly related to space or the company’s Starlink network. The remaining $26.5 trillion is believed to come from AI, largely from enterprise applications.
burn it all down
In other top news, a local boy is driving into a lake at 1'' per hour unless dmands are met. Is accepting donations. Experts predict 96-Hour event cycle based on length of car. Washington forensics experts analyzing shoreline from grainy webcam composites.
Two men talking at a party. Caption: They're just, like, not important, like, they don't matter. Like, they aren't rich or white or nothin'. We asked the Supreme Court and they were just like, "Oh, yeah, this is fine. Don't worry about it AT ALL."
Man rubbing his temple, caption: "They just keep folding. They watch Republicans brazenly breaking the law every day, but when you ask them to do the same thing once and they say it's too extreme."
acheood.com It's a Fuck You Friday