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Just a pink puff ball in Minneapolis

Dr. Melfi from the sopranos with a concerned straight face on while listening to tony soprano
He called me snow woman. So I wrote back, hey Donald, the science is on my side. And how would your hair fare in a blizzzzarrrrdd
Jesse Ventura
Prince saying “It’s so cold it”
Municipal Police Departments: 285 Number of Officers / Qty Agencies 1 / 20 2 to 7 / 113 8 to 25 / 92 26 to 50 / 37 51 to 100 / 17 Over 100 / 6
The green muncher from the MECC game Super Munchers
Photo of a Massachusetts driver's license issued in 1982, which contains no gender or sex marker. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Massachusetts_driver%27s_license,_1982.jpg
"The REAL ID Act of 2005 recently went into effect, establishing requirements for state issued identification cards and driver's licenses. The REAL ID Act requires states to issue driver's licenses and identification cards that meet certain requirements to ensure more accurate identification in the post 9/11 world. The nine minimum requirements for information that states must provide on these cards include a person's gender."
Each character from the film Hackers (1995) booting up their laptops, each with a custom boot animation representing their hacker handles.
Harrison Ford holding a rifle in front of a surreal cosmic background saying “Get off my astral plane.”
An amtrak plushy with text. Top text: "Me: Of course, I don't sleep with stuffed animals, I'm an adult." Bottom text: "Also me: Shh...Mr. honk-honk, you're not an animal so it's okay..."
Link saying “you need to outlive them so you can piss on their graves”
Stranger asks: "It's a scary time right now in the US. What are you doing to cope?" Girl (left, brown hair): "I've been journalling a lot lately. It's a great way to process stressful emotions without directing them inward or in self-destructive ways!" Girl (right, purple hair): "I'm having a ~lot~ of lesbian sex." a comic made by @biblicallyaccuratemoth on Tumblr.
A screenshot from insta gatewaytwincities showing a pie chart of genders of ticket purchasers. 14% male, 14% female, 73% unspecified
a picture of Gabe Newell looking vaguely like Jesus of Nazareth Christ with a long white beard.
A screenshot of Wikipedia entry for “Keyboard clit” redirects to “pointing stick”
Screenshot of picture and text. Picture from "Beauty and the Beach" episode of pokemon. Text quoted below: "James' disguise is notable for causing the initial ban of this episode in the United States. Despite Misty's shock, James seems as carefree as ever, and Jessie remains the ever-supportive partner-in-crime."
James Rocket from pokemon wearing a dress with their shoulders and neckline fully visible.
A screenshot of a post with text “HRT timeline” and 2 images: a plain kirby, and a kirby with cat ears and a hair poof, looking vaguely like jigglypuff
Meta night speaking “Yes I’m part of the LGBT community” “Large swords” “Gorgeous swords” “Big swords” “Three swords”
A hot glue gun with glue slowly trickling out in a clear puddle. Top text “everything reminds me of her”
An anime girl watching a toaster with a thought bubble: “The toast is loading”
A watermark that says “Activate KDE Linux Go to Settings to activate Linux.
“Achievement unlocked. Senpai has noticed you”
Top text: “Prog has been planted”. A screenshot of a bomb being planted in counter strike, but replaced with progesterone.
A still frame from The Matrix: Reloaded of The Architect character speaking to Neo.
a double wide papasan chair aka a cup chair. They were trendy in the 90s-00s.
The two main characters of Signalis imagined as tbh creatures aka yippee
Replika from Signalis saying "I miss my wife"
Sonic saying “My fucking god! These bitches gay! Good for them! Good for them.
A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Signalis with the word “Yuri” highlighted. The name Yuri Stern is listed as the writer and director.
Still image from Hackers (1995) of Cereal Killer played by Mathew Lillard rubbing their nipple while sitting in a circle with other hackers.
"Oh. Phone's all right" Still image from Hackers (1995) of Cereal Killer played by Mathew Lillard emerging from under a secretary's desk uncomfortably close to the secretary.
"Nikon, can I crash at your place tonight?" Still image from Hackers (1995) of Cereal Killer played by Mathew Lillard asking Nikon to crash at their place.
"We demand free access to data" Still image from Hackers (1995) of Cereal Killer played by Mathew Lillard
"Good afternoon, We would like to kindly remind all residents that only proper swimming attire is permitted in the pool. This includes swimsuits specifically designed for swimming. Non-swimwear fabrics are not allowed, as they can cause damage to the pool's filtration system. Failure to comply with this policy has already resulted in additional maintenance time to repair the water pumps. If this issue persists, it may lead to extended pool closures due to potential irreversible damage to the filter system."
a side-by-side of 2 characters: The Plague from the 1995 film hackers on the left, Curtis Varvin aka Mencius Moldbug on the right.
A still from the ending of the film Hackers (1995). CrashOverride is on the left wearing a suit jacket with a dress-like bottom. AcidBurn is on the right, wearing a creative dress. They're both dressing in gender non-conforming styles.
A Kirby valentine “the warp star isn’t the only thing you’ll be riding tonight”
A blahaj ikea shark on a bed with snowfall in the background
Edited headline to be “puppygirl hacker polycule leaks”
Screenshot of a headline from Them magazine “Puppygirl Hacker Polycule leaks over 8,500 privatized police files and training manuals”
A screenshot from the film There Will be Blood with the main character, Daniel Plainview, seated with his son, HW Plainview, standing to his side
"It was all designed to operate against an enemy who could infiltrate and disrupt even the most basic computer systems."
Screenshots from Battlestar Galactica Miniseries Part 1. "You'll see things here that look odd or even antiquated... Phones with cords, computers that barely deserve the name"
Patty Hearst in fatigues holding a rifle posing in front of the Symbionese Liberation Army flag.
A picture from the game Mirror's Edge of the character Faith Connors
a picture of Ditto, the pokemon, saying "You have to change if you want things to change"
A screenshot from Hideo Kojima’s instagram of a picture of him and Hunter Schafer chatting.
Kirby holding a literal LGBT umbrella with different color waddle dees below, holding mini umbrellas with various lgbt flag colors
A Reddit ad for Angry Orchard with an emo person and the text “yeah I’m emo.” With emo spelt out as “Enjoying My Orchie” next to an angry orchard can
A typical Kirby on the left handing a flower to a feminine Kirby with a bow and lashes.
A kitty on a computer with top text “I love my puter!” bottom text: “all my friends are in it”
A picture of Kirby with the top text: "POV: Kirby after defeating a literal god that could erase all of existence with his pinky finger"
a 2-panel comic. On the left, kirby with literal sunshine, rainbows, and flowers with the title "What our parents think Kirby is". On the right, Kirby holds a molotov in front of a backdrop of fire and foreground of various deities, with the title "What we know Kirby actually is"
A photo of a Kirby plushy holding a trans flag :3