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The results screen for winning a run of the roguelike game 500 FINGER FILLET, a game where you are strapped to a machine that has a sharp object dangling over your hand, and you must press the button at the right time so you don't stab yourself.
KNIVES:
ROUND 1: FORK
ROUND 2: BLOOD SYRINGE
ROUND 3: STILETTO KNIFE
ROUND 4: STEAK KNIFE
ROUND 5: BLOOD SYRINGE
ROUND 6: LIGHTING SYRINGE
ROUND 7: LETTER OPENER
ROUND 8: SCISSORS
ROUND 9: BLOOD SYRINGE
ROUND 10: GLASS KNIFE

DIFFICULTY LEVEL: 1
TOTAL STABS: 500
TOTAL MONEY: $1793
TOTAL BLOOD LOST: 2698 ML
TOTAL PAIN: 1125%
TOTAL FINGERS SEVERED: 5
ROUND: 10
TIME: 28 MINUTES 9 SECONDS

FINGERS:
THUMB: SEVERED
INDEX: SEVERED
MIDDLE: SHIELD RING
RING: SEVERED
PINKY: SEVERED