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v || 29 || they/them || secretly a catgirl online but known more as a devout lesbian || 21+, I REPOST NSFW !!! (Profile pic by my oomfie @stairswell and header by my other oomfie bingus ❤️)

A decently big gundam model posed on a stand. It’s mostly white with blue, red, and yellow accents, and 4 massive wings on its back. There are two guns tucked away in the larger wings that are outspread.
an ANCIENT screenshot of my WoL sitting with Y'shtola in Costa del Sol - y'shtola is doing the classic Gay Slouch which rocks. This was in VERY early ARR. My WoL has dark green and black fur, and rocks a windblown short hairstyle, a few hairs just falling over her forehead. It's not as noticeable but she also had thicker eyebrows (maybe i should bring those back...) and her now-current face tattoo is missing, though she still wears the under-eye red marks. She's wearing a mashup of very low level gear thats just precious because i either didnt know what glamming was, didnt have it unlocked, or didn't understand what or how to do it at this point in time :') I believe she's a Pugilist at this point if i remember correctly
a screenshot of a shared strategy board thats designed to look like the 90006 error code message "Connection with the server was lost. [OK] "
a photo from behind my characters this time, focusing on the setting before them. on the left you can see a stack of book supporting a small lamp, the small light adding to the warm glow of the firepalce nearby. side note: the ronkan fireplace is goated. there is a low round table on a patterned rug in front of the fire place that holds a steaming mug and an open book. off camera is a tea set to accompany. further away there is a large potted plant next to a short cabinet that holds a couple more mugs and a stack of books that are lined up. there is a very cluttered but cozy feel to it all
a cozy screenshot of my WoL and alt character, Sweet Goodkiss. my wol is curled up against Sweet, wrapping a slightly possessive arm across her thigh and she holds Sweet's hand that is draped over her shoulder. Sweet is wearing an open collared shirt that exposes a delightful glimpse of partial side-boob and a bit of her tattoos underneath. Both wear light smiles as they cozy up by the fire together. [if it wasn't clear: she/her for both characters]
a screenshot showing my game achievements of "mastering the land VI" and "gone fishin' X", acquiring the title "arbiter of the land" for reaching level 100 on all three gatherer jobs- miner, botanist and fisher.
a screenshot of my mount guide, where you can see the Level Checker mount finally in my collection. the recent Chi fate finally got me enough bolts to buy it from the vendor
my wol ocean fishing at night, the lamp next to her casting strong shadows over her shoulder blades under her tight-fit white moogle shirt.
me finally getting the card i didnt have on my card list, the fuckass great gold whisker card. so many triple triad games over MONTHS
a list of all the (mostly) wins i have against this stupid sentient fish that also show all of the Namazu cards i've gotten from winning. GIVE ME THAT SECOND CARD SO I CAN LEAVE THIS PLACE
a screenshot of my WoL playing triple triad with this fuckass namazu fish named Gyoei. He has the yellow card symbol above his head meaning i still have an unclaimed card from him. not shown in photo are the 15 Namazu cards i've won off of him WHEN I DONT NEED THOSE!!!!!
a simple screenshot of my WoL sitting and looking off camera. she has a fishing hat on and a rod stowed away on her back as she waits for the ocean fishing queue to open. someone else's wol is seen behind her, unintentionally in the photo
a screenshot of all of my crafting classes made to level 100. culinarian is a job id been refusing to pick up, and i just leveled it to 100 within the week
just a cropped screenshot of the air cell attired coffer finally sitting in my inventory. it is the level Something reward for PvP experience
a screenshot of my WoL doing the m!miqote /think emote, a hand on her hip and other on her chin as she ponders the Culinarian guild.
a screenshot of me (!!) and my wol ! we are both snoozing hard, sprawled out on the floor, limbs partially on top of each other. I'm wearing the loose cactuar tshirt and some shorts and yellow shoes, Riona is wearing a black tank with the aircell shorts (i think?) and some black open-toed sandals.
the stupid aetherwell showing that im 2 points short of fulfilling the orb for Normal Raids. two. points.
a screenshot of my wol doing the male miqote "joy" emote, a hand on her hip as she cheeses towards the camera.
A photo of me holding my new Yshtola shadowbringers acrylic standup!!!!!! It’s mostly black with purple accents, and an overall circular shape
A video of two wooden pallets , one red and one blue. I’m off camera but I’m mimicking the caitvi arcane meme saying “surely you didn’t think I needed all the guards at the he gates? I hate to say but you’ve become a bit… predictable” but I’m laughing at the end because this is stupid. The pallets drop on each other at the end with a loud crack lol
A dark-haired person wearing a grey hoodie walks along a tall wired fenceline, looking and holding up their hand towards the sky. It's overcast and there's a very cool grey tone over the scene.
A screenshot of my WoL holding her hand up to the sky. It's a very grey and bleak image, or perhaps so early in the morning on a cloudy day that there's a cool hue cast over everything. She walks alone in the fallen city of Garlemald, the Tower of Babel seen just in the distance, looming overhead. She's wearing a dark black jacket, and theres a heavy fog over the area. The feeling is up to interpretation but this is meant to show her examining her role in Garlemald after its fall, and her contribution to discord and retribution. The Tower may have been neutralized, but its image still weighs heavy on the landscape, a reminder of the many lives manipulated and lost during the Final Days.
A screenshot of one of those horrendous copy/paste chain messages. It’s fall themed, and starts off with “IT’S STRAPTEMBER”. I’m honestly too lazy to retype out all of it without the emojis but know it makes sexual innuendos of common fall weather activities
It's all over as Riona is thrown over the edge in a belly-to-belly suplex by Stonecold Shadowheart, who triumphantly cries "For Lady Shar!". Shadowheart may have won this fight, as they both plummet towards the pool below, but she'll have her own battles later when she learns that Shar isn't real in final fantasy </3 But for now, Stonecold Shadowheart shall revel in her victory over Riona as Y'shtola continues to watch them with fondness. Perhaps there's other ways to expend all this wild energy between those two... But that will be for another time.
Stonecold Shadowheart grows giddy with the prospect of a fight with Riona. "I've waited so long for this day, don't you think it's been too long since we played?", she taunts as she reaches her hand out towards Riona. She's eager to get this started and is thrilled to seem to have the upper hand in the upcoming scuffle.
Riona immediately books it away from Stonecold Shadowheart, who gives chase. "Gods, I can't even have this moment of reprive?!" She mutters as Y'shtola gives her a quick "good luck darling". Y'shtola has a small fond smile of amusement as Stonecold Shadowheart begins to trail Riona, yelling "Get over here!!"
Sorry these descriptions will be much briefer than usual. Riona is standing next to Y'shtola who is reading a book on a pool chair. Riona says, "I want to say I can't believe you brought your research all the way here, but... this is you we're talking about. Aren't we supposed to be taking time off?". She has a lighthearted smile as she watches Y'shtola indulge in her research
a generated character card for my WoL, listing various information on her. it includes her name: Riona Yvesn, on the Crystal DC; she is a Miqo'te who's caught up on all of the MSQ, and likes to Level, Raid, PvP, do Maps, Gather and Craft, make Gil, Hunt, and play with Glams and Screenshots. My play time is set to Random and Fulltime since I can play throughout the day every other day. She's a Dancer main who likes Extreme and Savage content, and has nearly every subclass, EXCEPT for White Mage, Scholar/Summoner, Dragoon, Culinarian and Fisher. The photo of her in the background is her making a heart with her hands as she smiles and winks towards the camera. you can see the rainbow transporters from the Moon Base glowing behind her.
a goofy picture of stonecold shadowheart from close up to her face, a very slight fishbowl effect on her. shes asking if you have games on your phone
my little riona looking cutiepie. shes glancing off to the side with a neutral expression. stonecold shadowheart stands behind her.
a basic screenshot of two of my WoL's: stonecold shadowheart and riona, both of whom are standing up under an umbrella next to yshtola. this is just a very basic load-in of the characters with no real posing done. i took this screenshot to show how awesomely tall shadowheart is next to riona. its so yuri to me. shadowheart is also wearing a stupid tshirt that says "I'm sorry i'm late i'm gay and i was having gay sex". because shes insufferable at this point in her story (start of ARR). shenanigans are about to begin at the moonfire faire.
a screenshot of a random player whos carbuncle has spawned and stayed underwater. help him.
a closeup photo of Riona, my WoL, as she takes a little selfie on a pool floatie. the sun is bright, summertime is here! she has up a "peace" sign as she winks towards the cameraphone in her other hand, a small grin on her face. She's wearing a chestwrap and necklace, leaving her shoulders and arms exposed to keep cool and feel the sun :)
a far-away shot of the moonfire fair jumping puzzle- a toothepick-like series of jumps that wrap around the main mast of the festival ship. it's nighttime, and the mast is glowing with an orange light, illuminated underneath by the bright blue pool. fireworks are shooting off in the distance, leaving trails of different vibrant colors. if you look closely, you can see my WoL and another doing the "show left/right" poses on the very top mast platform, where other jump puzzle survivors stand.
A screenshot of the catboy wearing the bunny suit but the BlueSky photo crop shows his shoulder-up portrait much larger than his torso-down image, giving the effect of a highly disproportionate model. Think like Yaoi manga body proportions
A simple screenshot of my WoL wearing some basic Ninja gear. She’s posing with a hand on her hip, the other down at her side just above one of her knives. She’s wearing a dark blue Palaka outfit with brown accents on her gloves and boots. She has an eyepatch covering her blind right eye. She’s looking towards the camera with a neutral expression, this is just a basic standing pose (using male miqo poses)
A tumblr text post from user “the symbol of peace” that reads “ *does a weak peace sign* n..nya… *collapses and dies* “