Christopher Clark (he/him)

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The salamanders that Paris and Janeway devolved into on that one episode of Voyager.
Doctor Johnny Fever, from WKRP in Cincinatti
Gritty, naked as the day he was born, posing for the crowd. There is a bright blue thing in the middle of his torso.
Barbie, from the movie, with a speech bubble encompassing the quoted skeet.
A publicity still of Christopher Lee, Vincent Price, and Peter Cushing.
Barbie, from the 2023 Barbie, with a word balloon indicating she's saying the quoted skeet.
Nicholas Cage as a native of Talos IV from the original Star Trek pilot "The Cage".
Don Rickles, getting ready to publicly humiliate someone. Caption: "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."
Senator Rafael "Ted" Cruz, liking a tweet by a porn site. On September 11th 2017, a day that shall live in infamy.
Kristoff and Anna, from Frozen, discussing whether they should tell someone something.
Police Squad title card, announcing that tonight's episode is "The Writer's Barely-Diguised Fetish".
Pope Leo XIV apparently singing his heart out.
Kristoff and Anna, from the movie Frozen, debating whether to explain the problem with a snowman wishing for summer to Olaf.
A man pondering his orb. (More correctly: Saruman using the Palantír of Orthanc, because his arrogance made him stupid enough to trust something Peter Thiel would name a company after.)
The Edmund Fitzgerald, with a Soulsborne caption over it: "Gales of November Remembered".
Chaotician Ian Malcolm, from Jurassic Park, reminding us that life, uh, finds a way.
Barbie, from the 2023 movie, quoting Moby Dick: "Men may seem detestable as joint stock-companies and nations"
Comedian Don Rickles, smiling and saying "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public", in response to someone arguing with an obvious joke from a joking jokester who jokes.
Barbie, quoting an incredibly inappropriate passage from Moby Dick at a dance party.
Sméagol, looking rather down on his luck since taking a job doing PR for jewellery boutique Claire's.
Savannah Nix, giving the telling from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
A screenshot of Rafael "Ted" Cruz's Twitter account, showing him liking an adult film.
Doctor Johnny Fever, from WKRP
Poe Dameron, expressing surprise at Christ's return.
Astronaut Dave Bowman from 2001: A Space Odyssey, confronting the existential horror that is Donald Trump shilling McDonald's in the White House.
Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent, lamenting the lack of a full phone booth for some reason, since he's right in front of the Daily Planet building and doesn't need to call in the story of Lois dangling from the roof.
Picard, in response to a Cardassian torturer trying to convince him there are five non blondes.
Barbie, quoting Moby Dick about cannibalism in a manner inappropriate for the dance party she is attending.
A scene from The Vicar of Dibley, where the Vicar explains that the "socialist tract" she was reciting was the Sermon on the Mount.
Gritty, naked except for shoes and a hockey helmet, as God intended.
A reporter embedded with the Starship Troopers, trash-talking the bug homeworld of Klendathu before getting his just deserts/becoming a bug's just desserts.
A Tokusatsu character whose name I cannot recall ATM, calmly sipping tea by the harbour.
A Guild Navigator from the series Dune, expressing the only correct opinion towards AI.
Opus the Penguin from Bloom County, declaring that---since a tuba is weighty brass---it counts as heavy metal.
James Franco in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, with a noose around his neck saying "First Time?" to the next person on the gallows.
Doctor Venture, exasperatingly asking what the fuck happened.
A headline stating that scientists have heard mushroom thoughts for the first time, and they kept repeating one phrase.
Gangsta Rapper/Combat Kangaroo Ice-T and Elmo the Muppet, expressing disbelief at the events described in the text of this skeet.
Groucho Marx, in a stunning homage to George Orwell's "Homage to Catalonia", takes aim at a fascist.
A jar of JIF peanut butter, which is implied to be pronounced like GIF, if GIF is pronounced like GIF instead of like JIF. (Also, of course, the image is a .PNG)
The "singer" Kid Rock, screaming "My name is Kid" from his first music video.
Bill Murray playing a reporter in the movie Groundhog Day, before he's forced to relive the day over and over and over and over...
A photograph featuring Christopher Lee, Vincent Price, and Peter Cushing.
A list of suggested "More Like This" games from a Steam page, showing Elden Ring, For Honor, Total War Rome II, and Lust Goddess.
A scene from Doctor Who, featuring the Ninth Doctor holding a banana and saying "Bananas are good."
The Muppets Statler and Waldorf, discussing something in the box seats of the Muppet Theatre.