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i typically only like posts that make me actually laugh out loud, or cat pics

A piebald tabby cat sleeping on top of a clear plastic storage bin
Chubby tiger legs next to a red ps5 controller on top of a rubber tubber
A screenshot that says a mukbang influencer passes away on livestream from overeating. She is eating something with chopsticks in the photo. It says GONE in tacky italics above her head.
Window view of a rainy British street
Screenshot of bluesky dms saying I can't access them due to laws in my region until I verify I'm an adult
A blonde woman's ear with really cool fish skeleton earrings
A butter knife with the words COME AND TAKE IT
UK tax rate table Tax rate Personal Allowance Up to £12,570 0% Basic rate £12,571 to £50,270 20% Higher rate £50,271 to £125,140 40% Additional rate over £125,140 45%
A piebald tabby cat gets chin scritches in the dark
The bravest cop ever "overdosing on fentanyl" with his big dumb face turned to the other cop's body cam
Black cat sleeping with one eye partially open, with his teeth and pink tongue exposed. You can't tell, but he is farting.
A black cat stealing an orange ping pong-like ball, looking guilty and blurry
Black cat fits perfectly inside a steam deck box
A black kitten balancing on a wire laundry rack
The most beautiful cat in the world, a piebald tabby named Rikku, gazes expectantly at the holder of the phone with her pale green eyes
The let's paint TV guy who is awesome and paints while running on his treadmill, sometimes making "music" breathlessly shouting phrases of affirmation like EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OKAY
Piebald tabby cat kneading on a tummy covered with a purple plush bathrobe while purring
Reasons to Survive November November like a train wreck— as if a locomotive made of cold had hurtled out of Canada and crashed into a million trees, flaming the leaves, setting the woods on fire. The sky is a thick, cold gauze— but there's a soup special at the Waffle House downtown, and the Jack Parsons show is up at the museum, full of luminous red barns. —Or maybe I'll visit beautiful Donna, the kickboxing queen from Santa Fe, and roll around in her foldout bed. I know there are some people out there who think I am supposed to end up in a room by myself with a gun and a bottle full of hate, a locked door and my slack mouth open like a disconnected phone. But I hate those people back from the core of my donkey soul and the hatred makes me strong and my survival is their failure, and my happiness would kill them so I shove joy like a knife into my own heart over and over and I force myself toward pleasure, and I love this November life where I run like a train deeper and deeper into the land of my enemies.
A piebald tabby cat with her arms outstretched on a satin pillowcase gets her paws massaged to the beat of an opeth song that nobody can hear but me
Piebald tabby looking sad in forest green mesh laundry basket
A piebald tabby cat's perfect fat little drumsticks on an imitation moss floor mat
A victim blaming dweeb on bsky posts: Right. Because if a guy could possibly hook you up with a better job, it's just common sense to send off those nudes. (Hold on, I need to go check my texts.)
A piebald tabby and pure void cat admire a dandelion on a purple sofa cover
Side view of a piebald tabby cat in a sage green carpeted cat tree hammock. Her right paw angles up to the camera as if she took the photo herself as a selfie
"If you give a mouse a cookie" but the cover says PLEASE GIVE A BITCH A BREAK I work very hard I'm trying my best I'm so tired all the goddamn time
Piebald tabby cat sniffs some very pretty bracelets
Wikipedia gacha card game showing Ghislaine Maxwell was defeated by Chinese Democracy.
A tiny void cat stares at the camera with his back turned to it as he's been admiring a sexy strong ginger tomcat in a newly framed workers demand justice and peace poster for days
A black cat balancing on a shower door frame looking at the camera
Train meme with the cartoon guys on the same bus but different moods because of what they see out the window but the guy smiling is seeing a giant cats beautiful sleeping face smashed up against the side of the train, juxtaposed with a cat from one of those Japanese cat/model train cafes or whatever? with the same cat passed out derailing a model train with its perfect sleeping head
My hand trying to peel my void cat off me who was mid biscuit/suckle so his tongue is out and ears are obscured
Receipt for $51.52 usd to donations for solar generators & panels
Bank alert saying you spent £20 at THE GREEN PARTY!
Matthew McConaughey as Rustin Cohle telling a woman who murdered her child that she should kill herself if she gets the chance
A cute axolotl card captioned "I like you a lotl," gay cat and crush ICE stickers
Young and very tanned Karl Urban circa 1996 with badly bleached over-gelled hair, some leather suspender-y getup and angel wings.
Badly cropped screenshot of the polling saying it's taken from The Argument's national survey of 3003 registered voters
Gavin Newsom personally destroying the belongings of people experiencing homelessness.
A brown cat skiing, it's part of the pattern on my wizard robe(hoodie blanket)
Two kittens in a cat tree bucket they don't really fit in anymore. Piebald tabby girl's face is unfortunately smashed into her void brother's b hole
The best cat there ever was, Bettie, a tuxedo with a black heart shaped nose resting her paw on my hand as if to hold it while looking at me with an "I'm here if you need to talk" expression on her beautiful face
Bargain Booze storefront but the second B has fallen off so it says Bargain ooze
An orange tabby with sunglasses, wine bottle and wine glass captioned "EAT SHIT"
We spend a lot of time in the litterbox area at Feline Rescue! It is a place for thinking things through. For moving on. For things being left behind. This Valentine’s Day, we’re inviting you to put a name to that experience. Introducing: Petty With a Purpose Petty With a Purpose is a brand-new fundraiser supporting the daily care of the cats at Feline Rescue. With donations starting at just $5, you can send us the name of your ex and, after writing the name on a heart, we will drop it in a litterbox and send you a digital photo of the cute cat who will handle the rest. It’s petty. It’s purposeful. And, honestly, it’s a little healing. Petty Basic Donate $5 for and receive a photo of the named litterbox by email. Petty Plus Donate $10 and receive the emailed photo AND a Valentine’s Day card mailed from a cat at Feline Rescue! Donations like these help provide the essentials we rely on every day: scheduled meals, individualized medical care, and clean litterboxes while we wait for our forever homes. A few important notes: Name submissions must be appropriate, anything deemed otherwise will not be included. Don't be too catty! Litterbox photos are delivered digitally. Valentine cards are mailed after the holiday. Thank you for supporting the cats of Feline Rescue, and for helping us turn a little pettiness into something better this Valentine's Day. With Love, The cats of Feline Rescue
Haus of decline comic frame where somebody(sorry idk who I never watched that shit) telling him "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Steven" [about Hitler] and Steven replying "Damn"
Hunter and Joe Biden huggin and smoochin
My grandfather looking dapper af in his air force uniform
Piebald tabby tiger stripe cat legs with white socks and strawberry pink toe beans in a green carpeted cat hammock
Black toad handbag
Green and purple amethyst handmade bear necklace from Russia. Photo has bad flash because I live in darkness, sorry 🧛‍♀️
Hello, Caitlin You've authorized $327.65 USD to chewy, inc Deliver to Feline Inc 600 Fairview Ave N St Paul MN 55104
Cheetah laughing
Chocolate lab in hunting camo scowling at the camera
Why IDF soldiers' official headshots only show their backs The IDF conceals their identities to protect Israeli soldiers traveling abroad, wary of potential legal action related to allegations of war crimes in Gaza.
Emergency Pet Support Fund Dear Friends, The past few weeks have been unsettling for many in our community. During times of disruption and uncertainty, one of the first things to suffer is stability, and pets often feel that impact, too. At Feline Rescue, we are seeing increased requests for basic support: food, litter, short-term foster care, and emergency assistance to help keep pets safe. These requests are coming from individuals doing their best to care for their animals under suddenly difficult circumstances. As a nonprofit, our role in moments like this is simple and steady: to be a safety net when families need us most. To support this work, Feline Rescue’s Board has authorized up to $35,000 to match community donations dollar-for-dollar toward emergency pet supplies and support. This matching gift allows us to respond quickly and practically. It gets food into bowls, aid to owners, and temporary care in place when needed. If you are in a position to give, your donation will be used directly for: Emergency food and litter distribution Short-term foster support Supplies that help pets remain safely housed with their families. Donate Now Thank you for being part of a community that shows up for animals, and the humans who love them, when it matters most. With gratitude, Kate King
Cat throwing a brick
Rita Repulsa laughing evilly at a baby, saying "Yes, cry! Cry harder, baby!"
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