Kitty Unpretty

@kitty.unpretty.space

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​:bisexualflag:​ Welcome to unpretty.space, I'm a huge bitch and I'm dumb as hell. I boost every damn thing and write about weird monster dicks. ​:polyamoryflag:​ […] [bridged from https://unpretty.space/@kitty on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]

product photo of a Kyocera Digno 701KC, a japanese flip phone from 2016 that runs android 5 and is the absolutely perfect shade of pale blue holy shit
another screenshot on the previously mentioned vaporwave planet but this time my character is standing on top of a glass dome and my head is a glass bubble with a bright blue jellyfish floating inside it
a no man's sky screenshot where you can see a choppy, glowing ocean under the night sky with a remote planet visible. my spaceship and exoskiff are there. i am like five feet above and slightly to the right of the exoskiff, just standing there, in the air, unperturbed.
a screenshot where the sky us a vibrant pink with big fluffy clouds all reflecting off the pale blue water, the reflection of a planet in the distance. my character who looks like a weird astronaut is on a little floating platform and fishing.
screenshot of no man's sky on a planet with a pink sky that's turning blue at sunset with ocean in all directions reflecting the sky. the distant planet also looks like a reflection, somehow.
Late Bird by Angela Narciso Torres Count me among the noon risers who stumble, dazed and bad-haired, from the nest midday, pecking the crazed dirt for half-torn moth, pear’s white core, severed worm. I’ve never been one to trill at chink of dawn, to hop, skip, chirrup before full sun. I’m better at picking over crumbs, stitching a quilt from what’s left, remaindered, given up for gone. Better at betting the careless will miss the best. Count me among the nightbirds who sip starlight, a guitar’s fading strains. Find me where moondust swirls in streetlamp glow and stray dogs sleep. What clings to the bone is most sweet.
a screenshot of no man's sky where you can see the rings of an adjacent world falling onto the moon, kind of pretty because you can't see how nightmarish it is to walk through it. the plants just look like giant leaves and through the clouds the half of the sky that isn't planet looks green.
screenshot of a world in no man's sky full of glowing mushrooms and grass on a coastline under the night sky
an error saying the dns txt record doesn't start with did=did, before showing the current record, which starts with did=did
a very pretty and elaborate waist-up portrait of an autumnal witch, which is so fucking big and detailed, why is this a pin, what in the goddamn
Housebeast: You're gonna get cancelled somehow prolly I'm srry
photo of a monitor with the linux mint command line open showing a ton of bluetooth errors
screenshot of my email's trash bin showing an email received at 21:07 from the SSA titled "Social Security Applauds Passage of Legislation Providing Historic..." and an email received at 21:09 titled "Subscriber Deleted"
promo image for upcoming illumicrate editions of robin hobb's farseer trilogy
A photo of a hairless rat at a small rainbow-colored rat-rized instrument that most people interpret as a keyboard even though I think it looks like a xylophone, captioned, "Neil banging out the tunes, April 13, 2006"
Product photo of a packer that looks like a small hot dog coming out of an equally small bun rather than the traditional cock and balls. It's next to a soda can for scale and has many measurements to show its size. It's called the Hot Donger Packer by Bat Bites Toys.
screenshot of cropped and cut off text that includes "it's all very dramatic and foreshadows" and "i am the only one who will ever know this"
the album art for Heroes, which is mostly just a portrait of David Bowie's face, but positioned in such a way that the little loading circle is just constantly rotating over his forehead and making it look like he's Thinking