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@kittydrone.bsky.social

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AD account for @martianempress.bsky.social and @normalpony.bsky.social VIP serial abductee, wired into the feline hivemind. Her alien cybertelepathy network gives her the focus of A THOUSAND CATS AT ONCE! 😻📡 (pfp by angrboda.bsky.social)

artwork of a lanky anthropomorphic rabbit in some sort of Mad Science basement, glaring critically at his handiwork: the open brain-carriage of his toy raccoon, EU-613, into which he's installing a new behavior chip. EU-613 stares off into the distance as if she's thinking either "MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS" or "MUST FELLATE OWNER. MUST FELLATE OWNER."

Black and white inked sketch of a feline woman with artificial ears and glowy bits on her antennae, whisker ends, and collar. It's captioned with the character name "Hladolet" and "BEEP BLIP BEEP" in tiny cute letters.

TWO (2) PRIMITIVE EARTH CATS

On the left is Peebles, a tortoise-shelled lump. On the right is Artemus, a tabby lump. Behold their low cranial capacities, utter lack of accessory ports, and all-around uselessness.

bender + beer + cigar, no ring needed