kiwi

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teenage boy, doer of things pfp by @audacyti.bsky.social!! https://kiwi2.xyz

Screenshot of a section of the “Angry Birds” wikipedia article titled “Religion”, reading: “Angry Birds has inspired works of religious analogy.”
a pair of glasses and two pens sitting on a table
IT’S THE GUY! From that show I really like, I don’t remember the title, it’s like midnight right now and I need to go to bed already.
Dendy from OK K.O.! Let’s Be Heroes.
Minecraft Wiki article Movie:Steve In other media Steve in the background of a T-shirt Steve on the cover of Uproar in Midport Village A LEGO minifigure of Steve Steve flavored Doritos.
Title: Qbby Discovers Modern Construction Equipment Panel 1 (Qbby): "I fear no box." Panel 2: "But that thing..." Panel 3 (sign): INTRODUCING MODERN CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT! YOU'LL NEVER NEED TO MAKE BOXES EVER AGAIN! Panel 4 (Qbby): "...it scares me."
Title: Qbby Plays Rock, Paper, Scissors Panel 1 (Qudy): "Rock, paper, scissors..." Panel 2: Shoot! Panel 3: "Rock beats rock! It's a tie! Let's try again." Panel 4: "Rock, paper, scissors..." Panel 5: "Shoot!" Panel 6 (Qudy): "Rock beats rock! It's a tie! Let's try again." Panel 6 (Qucy): "We've been doing this for 37 hours, can we just draw straws or something?" Shameless Advertisement: "https://wasteof.money/kiwi"
Title: "Qbby Orders a Package" Panel 1 - Qbby: "My package is here!" Panel 2 - Delivery guy: "Please sign here!" Panel 3 - Qbby: "..." Panel 4 - Qbby: "...what is this, some kind of deplorable JOKE?!?" Self-promo: "https://wasteof.money/kiwi"
Title: "Qbby Goes on a Date" Panel 1 - Qbby: "I haven't been here before, have you?" Panel 1 - Qucy: "Nope, me neither!" Panel 2: "I looked at the reviews online, though, and people say that it's great!" Panel 3: "Apparently this is one of those places where the chefs make the food right in front of you!" Panel 3 - Qbby: "Whoa, cool!" Panel 4 - Chef: "This is... Qbby and Qucy?" Panel 4 - Qbby: "That's us!" Panel 5 - Chef: "Alright, here's your food!" Panel 6: *SHWAH!" Panel 7: *thwup* Panel 8: "Enjoy!" Panel 9: *stunned silence between Qbby and Qucy* Panel 10 - Qbby: "Any chance you, uh... wanna go home and order pizza?" Panel 10 - Qucy: "Yeah... let's do that."
Title: Qbby Has an Existential Criris Panel 1 - Qbby: "I... think I might be going insane." Panel 2: "I'm a box." Panel 3: "That box I just made is ALSO a box." Panel 4: "But... that box isn't alive, yet I am? And I made that box, which means I came from a box, right?" Panel 5: "But where did THAT box come from? Is THAT box alive, too? Or is it like that box I just made? Is it... not alive?" Panel 6: "And what about the ground that I'm standing on?" Panel 7: "Is the ground just a bunch of boxes? Or is there some kinds of... greater being... ...who can make really big, planet-sized boxes?" Panel 8: "So is anything and everything just a box?!? Is there nothing more to life than just... boxes?" Panel 9 - Qucy: "Hi, Qbby, I heard your little existential crisis and thought I'd put a stop to it before it gets w..." Panel 9 - Qbby: "AAAAAAAAH!!!" Panel 10 - Qucy: "Whoa, Qbby, are you okay?" Panel 10 - Qbby: "You're... a box too..." Panel 11: "...Which must mean that there's TWO box gods out there!" Panel 12 - Qbby: "...which means that there's probably another planet out there with boxes just like us! Maybe quantum theory is right, and somewhere out there there's a parallel universe just like this one except for the fact that everything is purple! Maybe those boxes have discovered all kinds of crazy things that our reality is too dumb to comprehend! Like fire! And air conditioning! And spoons! And garlic bread! Maybe t..." Panel 12 - Qucy, while Qbby is busy rambling: "Okay, I'm just gonna go..." Panel 13 - CIRCLEBOY!: "Hey Qbby! It's been like five years or something since we last talked, so I just thought I'd see how you were doing..." Panel 13 - Qbby: "AAAAAH!!!" Panel 13 - Shameless social media plug: "https://wasteof.money/kiwi"
A bunch of logos with things I'm interested in: • Minecraft • Kirby • BOXBOY! • Geometry Dash • The Henry Stickmin Collection • Rhythm Heaven • WarioWare • Homestar Runner • Gravity Falls • The Simpsons • Futurama • Regular Show • The Amazing World of Gumball • We Bare Bears • Phineas and Ferb • Part Time UFO • Wander Over Yonder