Kirsten

@kjaycee.bsky.social

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Some kind of doctor. Will work for plants. And books. And wine.

Nine wild turkeys along the side of a paved driveway that curves off to the top left of the picture. Actually the one furthest away is in the middle of the driveway. Heaven help us.
In the style of the Facebook “marker safe” images with the little blue flag at the top. Reads”Marked safe from wild turkeys today”.
Screenshot from Reddit showing the credit for Phil Tippett, Dinosaur Supervisor. The caption reads “Phil, this wasn’t f****** amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL.. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.”
A bottle of New Glarus’ Totally Naked American lager, in front of an iPad showing I Spit on Your Grave on The Last Drive In.
A pint can of The Original Clubtails Long Island Iced Tea in front of an iPad showing The Last Drive In.
Screenshot of weather radar showing a line of rain and storms bearing Madison, Wisconsin.
Closeup of a cupcake with white frosting and red and blue stars and sprinkles, a can of Independence American Double IPA, and a sweet and salty popcorn ball in a wrapper that reads “Happy 250th America!”.
Screenshot of weather radar showing a large red blob just reaching the Madison, Wisconsin, area.
Picture of a sign in a window of a bar/restaurant for Jeppson’s Malört. The sign shows the bottle with a shot glass in front of it, the caption to the right says “Weeding out the weak since 1933”.
On the left is a pint glass with a well-dressed Bloody Mary (lemon and lime wedges, pickle, olive, and cheese curd). On the right is a Miller High Life “pony” (it’s a 7 oz glass bottle).
Can of Third Space Brewing’s Maïbock, in front of an iPad showing The Last Drive with Joe Bob Briggs.
Empty bottle of Wild Turkey 101 bourbon next to a tumbler filled with ice and a lightly brownish liquid. The drink is garnished with mint.
A can of The Finnish Long Drink, in front of an iPad showing Oddity.
Close up of a 12 ounce can of Apricity Mead from The Hive (cranberry, orange, and green tea flavored). Behind the can is an iPad showing Rawhead Rex.
Close up of a 500mL glass bottle of Hammer Smashed Cherry Mead from Bos Meadery. Behind the bottle is an iPad showing The Last Drive In with Joe Bob Briggs’ Wicked Witchy Wingding.
Picture shows farmland stretching out into the distance, with tilled but not-yet-planted rows and some scattered clumps of bushes and trees. In the sky hangs a large low dark cloud. There are some striations in the underside of the cloud.
Close up of a tree leaf bud just starting to open. The emerging leaves vaguely resemble tentacles; together the bud and leaves resemble the mouth of a creature with very long teeth.
Screenshot of a post on Threads. The text reads “You see some sights in Glasgow but I’ve never seen a Dalek with a big laser gun going for a roll along the Clyde 😯”. The picture shows a Dalek, white along the bottom and gold on top with black detailing, behind it is a small child running with what looks like a large water gun.
Picture of the Humanities Building on the campus of the University of Wisconsin-Madison. Built in the Brutalist style, and famously known for being always almost about to be torn down and replaced, the building is shown at its northeast corner.
A transparent plastic bag filled with yellow-orange cheese curds. On the bag is a cartoon of a gray mouse holding a wedge of cheese and a quart of milk, while sitting on a round of cheese. Above the mouse are the words “Arena Cheese, Inc.” and there is a kapow word bubble shape to the mouse’s left that reads “Fresh Wisconsin Curds”.
Picture of an exhibit at the Geology Museum at the University of Wisconsin-Madison. The exhibit is of an ancestral whale from the Tertiary Period of the Miocene Epoch. The skull was found in Chesapeake Bay, Maryland. There is an artist’s rendering of what the whale probably looked like, as well as the upper part of the whale’s skull. At the bottom of the case is what I think is part of a Miocene dolphin’s skull, also found in Chesapeake Bay.
Picture of two bottle of vodka from Driftless Glen, one cucumber and the other lemon.
Screenshot of an Instagram post from @rawr_sanctuary showing a bobcat lounging in a Chewy box. The caption reads “Manka gets her first box since the major snow has melted and she is so happy and cute” finished with the big “aaaawwwwww” eyes emoji.
Picture taken through a screened second story window. You can see the silhouette of a large bird perched on a branch high up in the tree.
Screenshot of weather radar, showing a line of storms just west of the Madison. Wisconsin, area.
Photo of a 19.2 ounce can up Yun of Leinenkugel’s Tropical Hazy IPA. The can shows an anthropomorphic hop bud, wearing sunglasses and reclining on some kind of round boat. The can is yellow at the top shading to a green-blue at the bottom.
Picture of a small to medium sized winter tree in a fenced in front yard. The fence is metal. There is a No Parking sign on the fence. The tree has a very straight thin trunk and lots of spreading branches that start more than halfway up. The branches look a bit like arms reaching up to the sky.
Pic of iPad screen showing the Fifth Doctor. The caption reads “Bring me the Doctor and his companion” and it’s clear that this is completely disconnected from what’s happening on screen.
Screenshot of a Threads exchange. The OP posted “What’s [sic] makes a person choose cremation over being buried? Why would you want to be burned up?” And the reply post was “Because scattering my remains will be traumatizing if I’m not cremated first.”
Screenshot of a picture posted by the Indiana Department of Natural Resources, showing an opossum lying facedown with its front legs extended out to the side. The caption reads “Be my Valentine <3” and below in italics “Or don’t. I’ll just be over there thriving alone, eating trash, and playing dead when I see you in public.”
A screenshot of the suggested alt text for the previous GIF that reads “a man is laying on top of a woman on a bed with the words ‘party hard’ written on the wall. I assure you all that there is no woman lying on that bed and the words are not written on the wall. AI will be the death of us all.
Photo shows a display of various books on brutalist architecture around the world, along with a few books about modernist architecture.
Weather map with New York City tagged and somewhat off center. There is some blobby blue stuff (snow) creeping into the picture from the left (west).
Screenshot of an AP News post in Threads. The text reads: A massive pipe rupture has sent sewage spilling into the Potomac River. The spill of about 40 million gallons of sewage a day is turning part of the river gray upriver of Washington, D.C.
Picture of an iPad screen showing two close up faces, one male (on the left, white, short light brown hair) and one female (white, short dark brown hair with a fringe). The caption reads “No, but do you what date it is?”
Pint can of Not My Gumdrop Buttons gingerbread stout. Nexts to a glass of the aforementioned beer.
Picture of an iPad screen showing Hans Gruber falling off the Nakatomi Tower.
Store front in 14th Street in Manhattan, NY. There is a large yellow sign above it, covering three stories, with a large black arrow pointing down, and above it the sign reads “SANDWICHES”.
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Screenshot from a movie review on The A.V. Club’s website - not overly positive, basically states the movie has a lot of good ideas but never commits to any of them, and brings up the “And All Through the House” episode from Tale from the Crypt as an example of a really good version of the general plot.
Color drawing of a small figure, dressed in patched orange pajamas, their head looks a bit like a carved turnip. The figure is holding up something that looks like a jack o’ lantern cookie with a bite taken out of its right side, the cookie is on a stick. In front of the small figure holding up the maybe cookie, is a large horned figure, wearing something like Santa’s robes - they’re long and red with white fur on the front edges. There appears to be chains draped around the large figure. A hand with scaly fingers appears in the foreground, one finger raised, as if beginning to reach for the offering. The background looks a little like they’re in a snow globe that has been shaken gently.
Looking down a block, there are three sets of stairs to the right, two of them (gray, similar but exactly the same as the sidewalk color) are going up. The set in the middle are painted a very bright red with a red fence visible just ahead of it along the sidewalk in our view, and are going down from the sidewalk level. The sidewalk and steps are wet and shine in the hazy and weak sunshine. The red stairs seem to glow slightly. There is a darker red awning over the stairs and fenced area, with the not-quite-legible name of a restaurant.
A section of a row of buildings with storefronts on the ground floor, located along the south side of a block on 14th Street in Manhattan. The center storefront is unlabeled but the entire wall of the structure above it is painted a light yellow with “SANDWICHES” printed in large black letters at the very top, and an even larger black arrow pointing down to the storefront entrance.
Wide view of the hybrid oak at Brooklyn Botanic Garden in winter; lots of twisted naked branches on a large tree. The shadow of me is visible in the foreground.
Screenshot of a scene in the move showing two of the characters eating, there’s a bottle of the “Chianti in a straw basket” kind in the foreground of the shot.
White pasta plate with a green edge. Several ravioli coated in a thick red sauce in the center. A light dusting of grated Parmesan and a sprig of fresh basil on top. In the background, a bit of an iPad screen with the @shudder homescreen.
A sign, edged in blue, that reads “Jay Heritage Center at The Jay Estate, National Historic Landmark”. Below the sign and nearest the viewer is a stone wall. Above and around the sign are trees with leaves in yellow fall foliage.
Picture of the titan arum (corpse flower) at the New York Botanical Garden today. Slightly past peak, it was fully open yesterday and has started to close so the frill is not fully unfurled. (You like that? I’m proud of it.) The stalk is still upright and the edges and inside of the frill are a deep burgundy purple, while the outer surface of the frill is a light green, shading to white towards the top. It is surroundedby other tropical plants, in the Lower Rainforest Room in the Enid A. Haupt Conservatory.
A walkway extends straight in front, with double railings on each side, littered with colorful leaves, in a ravine. On either side are rocky walls, and trees and bushes with leaves in various stages of fall color - some still green, some yellow and orange and red.
Screenshot of one of the title cards of The Long Hair of Death, that reads “Produced by F. Testa Gay for Cinegay s.p.A”.
Framed picture of a house on a corner. To the left you can just make out a bipedal figure with a warthog’s face, holding a cudgel in the air. In the center of the picture is a dead tree trunk. Resting on top is a large skeletal figure, dressed in a shabby and patched purple dress coat, ribs visible. Its head is a grinning pumpkin, lit from within.
Dark street, parked cars in shadow in foreground. Behind, lit up between two trees is a tall shape, bipedal but with a warthog’s face, holding a cudgel topped with a human skull. To the left of the picture, you can just make out what looks like the front prow of a boat, lit with a greenish light, with a skeletal face peering out, complete with patch over one empty eye socket.
Front side of a round tin of Colonial Bohea teas. The label has a depiction of the “Join, or Die” cartoon with the snake in pieces. The tea is described as lightly smoked and also as “a leaf from America’s tea heritage”.
Screenshot of a voice mail screen, linking to the recording. The voice mail is three seconds long, the voice speaking sounds computer-generated, and the transcription reads “Die…”.
Closeup of a rocks glass, with an orange liquid inside. On top of the liquid is a slice of orange, with a twist of lime peel in the middle, intended to resemble the top of a pumpkin.
An iPad with the start screen for the aforementioned movie on Netflix. Next to the iPad is a pint glass with a red liquid and ice inside it. There is a skewer with olives and a lemon half-moon slice. The glass has the logo of the Great Jack O’ Lantern Blaze, put on by Historic Hudson Valley.
Screenshot of my post in progress with either Bluesky or my phone suggesting I might me writing in Dutch or Flemish. (There’s a pop-up that reads “Are you writing in Dutch; Flemish?”)
A giant skeleton standing next to the open door into the patio area of Rockaway Tiki & Sushi Bar. The door and walls of the outside of the patio area are bright blue.
Screenshot of a post that reads “I bought a $1B Powerball ticket and that’s not the thing I most wish will happen tomorrow.”
Screenshot of a drawing by Gemma Correll, showing different archetypal white-sheet ghosts in different fashion styles. Examples include the cargo ghost, covered in pockets, and the sporty ghost, sporting the Nike swoosh with the words Just Boo It above.