kjolt

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đŸ„€Multimedia artist from Alberta 🐖Maker of Bathroom Blocks, Rodney's Tunnel, secret HOLY CRAP room and Mario Remash đŸ„Unhinged rambling on this account 🍰Occasionally NSFW (18+ please), I'm more normal on other platforms

Smozy my silly fat nonverbal tripod alien on a sticky note and she’s sitting with her legs kinda all over the place with one foot close up and one way behind and the third is halfway out of view and her tummy is full and shes blushing and cute and and
mini Mesmalie sprites of Mesmer (the official one), Wrigglewad and Confectress (from kjolt947 (unofficial and wrong))
lost where the forest's mushrooms would grow, the toads followed the posted tail
SELECT CUP STAR CUP DK Passoid Tick-Tock Clocky Mario Cishet Proship Fortress
yoper mugshot drawn on the photorealistic squash
cropped preview of my drawing of mimi's face with unfinished colouring and rendering
the raw noki models which are greyscale and broken into parts rather than being fully assembled and coloured
blue noki girl
pixel art in the style of of Lamp, Table and . this is their purest form, that which was intended from their inception
gravel (based mainly on the whomp's fortress flooring), coarse dirt (based on bob-omb battlefield/battle fort dirt) and ordinary dirt (based on various overworld ground tiles from modern 2d mario)
i bought the mesmalie soundtrack and so will you
mario remash turns carrots into carrots (mario)
all mario remash tools (except netherite because i dont know about that one yet) all tiered tools from wood-gold in mario remash. notably, stone spears look like those held by spear guys, iron spears like the one held by speardovich, gold spears like the spear-bot's spear, and diamond like a skellobit's spear wooden swords are wood hammers, stone swords are hammer bro hammers, copper swords are ultra hammers, iron swords are beezo bidents, gold swords resemble the sword from mario is missing, and diamond is inspired by the NES master sword. iron axes look like axem black's axe, and the golden axe looks like the axe from smb1. diamond pickaxe is the super pickaxe obviously. thats about it. what the hell is netherite
Supple Jemima. they’re like an anthropomorphic tit or something
Anton: “God damn son of a bitch.” I always wanted to say that!
YouTube Poop where there’s smoke, they pinch back!
They’re reminiscing about an unfortunate shitting incident.
Table: Lampy, I have something I want to say to you.
they’re talking about how they’ve secretly been torturing people lately.
she didn’t like the smoked salmon
Table: It’s nice to meet everyone. I’m Table, and I’ve been a fan of OneyPlays ever since I was a tiny little baby.
copper chest in mario remash. its about what you would expect and has a ? mark on the lid
Nastasia: Surprise! We have a baby!
They’re talking about how they could never get tired of looking at this Bastard.
Nelly: “I’m feeting it.” That is such a ME thing to say!
Lamp: I don't think you'll find anyone on all of Gubgub who's better at shitting than me!
Lamp: Hello! I'm Lamp. You know, from Furniture!
yoper's personality is scarily accurate
all tiered tools from wood-gold in mario remash. notably, stone spears look like those held by spear guys, iron spears like the one held by speardovich, and the gold one like the spear-bot's spear. wooden swords are wood hammers, stone swords are hammer bro hammers, copper swords are ultra hammers, iron swords are beezo bidents, and gold swords resemble the sword from mario is missing. iron axes look like axem black's axe, and the golden axe looks like the axe from smb1. there is nothing else cool about these. sorry
name: Helly sexuality: bi age: 18 backstory: born in hell and is nelly evil twin sexuality: straight likes me, shoes, evil hates ppl, nelly
Nelly the iconic grippered gummy girl from kjolt947 walking in a shiny whimsical green place. smiling blissful. i don't know where she is. she is wearing her normal floaties outfit. she has feet and maybe theyre going *schplap schqueek schplorpk* as she steps. it's funny to me
Dark Lands FEATURES: -tall rocky platforms of purple stone -dead, purple trees that tend to be lower -large ravines, flooded or empty -diverse & dangerous monsters everywhere!! -red/purple sky (drawing depicts a barren wasteland based on world 8's first half in NSMB, with dead trees on purple rocky land and a river with a maw-ray swimming underwater and crowbers in the sky)
chains and spruce planks in mario remash. its ghost valley planks
temperate pig and cow babies. theyre just smaller versions of the mushroom li'l oink and moo moo
nipper plants in mario remash over the baby zombie