Kat Alderson 🙃

@klaybourne.bsky.social

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The image is of a tile which shows a depiction of Odysseus on the left, Moses on the right, with the caption "Could Moses have met Odysseus?" While a provocative premis, which involes the need for detective skills and language knowledge, and literary acumen to determine if both characters overlapped within their lifespans. One of those fun, speculative conversations you could between intellectually nerdy friends some lazy afternoon in a cheap bar drinking warm beer and eating soggy french fries so you can convince yourself that you've not wasted four years of your life getting a liberal arts degree when you have just gone for vocational education training so you could fix cars. The answer to the intriguing question is simple: NO. No, they could not have met. They are make believe, in the same way Kermit the Frog and the Martian Manhunter are make believe. Sure, they're both green and not big fans of fire, but the DO. NOT. EXIST. Therefore, they never could have met.
Grouchy pants - gray lounge pants with black grafitti, Oscar the Grouch in his can, and the words GROUCHY PANTS in a distressed white font. Ordered from Amazon, and also available for men. (I love mine!)
Joe Strummer, Mick Jones, Topper Headon, Paul Simonon - The Clash, circa 1977
Two Bite Vanilla and Chocolate Cupcakes
Socrates texting to let my know that Utz Party Mix, featuring cheese crunchies, tortilla chips, BBQ corn chips, pretzel wheels, and nacho cheese tortilla chips are out of stock.
Utz Party Mix in a clear plastic jug. Contains cheese crunchies, tortilla chips, BBQ corn chips and pretzel wheels.
A meme made with The Matrix Logo Font Generator which reads "I came, I saw and I reskeeted."
An abandoned, very run-down Greystone Park Psychiatric Hospital, circa 2013, originally called The New Jersey State Lunatic Asylum (1876).
Grouchy pants... dark gray pajama/lounge pants featuring Oscar the Grouch and some graffiti including "Go Away!" in black, and the words GROUCHY PANTS in a distressed white font.
Tour of Duty (1987-1990) Starred Terrence Knox, Stan Foster, Tony Becker, and Miguel Nunez... among others.
Ring of Fire: The Best of Johnny Cash
A lake in High Point State Park, New Jersey. Opposite the camera is a heavily wooded ridge. Along the ridge line, if you zoom in, you can see the monument that marks the highest point in New Jersey. from there, you can see great swaths of New Jersey, and well into Pennsylvania in New York State. you can also see the Delaware River.
A label from a bottle of generic toilet bowl cleaner “with Funkguard.”
An unholy death knight named Tacofighter in World of Warcraft is in time out.
A guy in a suit of armor with a sword says, “ my girlfriend told me that I should treat her like a princess so I married her off to a stranger to strengthen the alliance with France.”
Ludwig van Beethoven. Painting by Karel Joseph Stieler, circa 1820
404 Sorry, the universe might have misaligned, or the page for which you were looking can't be found. You might want to start from home. You could also congratulate the webmaster for not ending a sentence with a preposition in the first sentence. That's harder to do than you'd think.
A human hunter in World of Warcraft, Merrideath, bears the title Life of the Party
Star Trek Title Card Generator... a background from the animated series with the legend, "Nope. Can't. Someone is wrong on the Internet."
The Starship Enterprise with a legend that reads "The Final Frontier: Butthole"
Colin Firth as Fitzwilliam Darcy looking sexy as fuck and holding a light saber.
Doug’s Pretty Good Pub, voted ‘best burger in town by some guy who likes burgers’. Nice. Cold Spring, NY Current Hours of Brilliance: Closed Monday & Tuesday (at the racetrack)
Nachos described above.
A bulldog puppy hiding in a corner with his nose pressed up against an ottoman, and ears perked up. The legend reads: When I'm mad at somone, but then they ask if I'm hungry.
Doritos Late Night Loaded Taco tortilla chips on my kitchen counter.
A screenshot of a 2014 Second Life build (Second Life is a 3D virtual world), featuring towering trees, rocks, grass, a natural trail with a tent in the background under a midnight sky.
First Name: A-Dabney, B-Spliffany, C-Brownie, D-Cheeto, E-Sativa, F-Indica, G-Doobie, H-Ganja, I-Hashly, J-Bud, K-Blaze, L-Maryjane, M-Dankvid, N-Leaf, O-Alexandherb, P-Grassy, Q-Kush, R-Skunky, S-Hippie, T-Kilo, U-Blueberry, V-Cheeba, W-Goldfish, X-Munchie, Y-Toker, Z-M.J. Last Name: A-Dewbsmoker, B-Lighterdawg, C-Passinhash, D-Greenoil, E-Niglighter, F-Halfbake, G-McJointroller, H-Cheezwizz, I-Medicnug, J-Strainsplainer, K-Dopegreen, L-Greenjoint, M-Bowlhog, N-Vapeking, O-Purplehaze, P-Reeferdawg, Q-Roachclip, R-Hotbox, S-Hackysack, T-Puffnpass, U-Redeye, V-Bongwater, W-Goldfish, X-Cloudbrah, Y-Dab-rig, Z-Knarlynug
B&W drawing of a warrior and a skeleton fighting. Text: What are the four core character classes? Wrong answers only.
Herdez Taqueria Street Sauce, Original Roja Taco Sauce (medium heat)
An advertisement for the Original Kalso Earth shoe, a negative heel shoe designed, tested and patented by Anna Kalso. Initially available only in Birmingham, MI, and Ann Arbor, MI, they became widely available and popular in the 1970's.
A bathroom faucet with two twist knives that have screws in them which suggest dilated eyes, the spout looks something like a nose. The legend reads, “I’m high, yes, but y’all not finna tell me this mf faucet don’t look like that damn squirrel off Ice Age.”
Sullivan, WI weather: 3 degrees, Feels like -14
The Oscar Mayer Hot Dogmobile, parked in front of the Stop & Shop in Wayne NJ, summer 2016.
1959 Corvette and the bestie who helped me restore and care for it.
A screen cap of the weapon's enhancements for the Thas'Dorah, Legacy of the Windrunners (a bow for World of Warcraft marksmanship hunters in the ). It turns out that the Infinite Power in Legion Remix is NOT, in fact, infinite. The power caps at level 999 in your weapon. Delavan, my Remix hunter, hit the cap on the last day of this special event. *flex* She had to shoot a lot of bad guys in their buttholes to get there. ALL HAIL DELAVAN!
birdie56.bsky.social has been blocked for not fucking right off BEFORE they said something stupid. Moral to the story: If you want to be a cunt, don't QTP someone else to be cunty. Cunt on your time and dime.
Original post by me, "Butthole. It's not just for Christmas anymore." Quoteposted by Dorothy Parks Fucks with "ok olivia nuzzi" Naturally, I detached the QP, 'cause sometimes I fuck, too.
Gynevra, a human hunter in World of Warcraft, sits with her hunter pet (a black lynx named Khatgar) in front of her quickly cobbled together seasonal tree on Christmas morning. (As one can see, I really did change my guild name to Stormwind Realtors.)
A 3D mesh snowman, in a stall at Christmas fair in Second Life, with a pee stain under him. He's holding up a sign that reads "Don't eat the yellow snow!!!"
A screen cap of the weather in suburban Wisconsin at approximately 11:30 PM, Dec 13. It shows the temperature as -2°F and the windchill at -16°F. And I had to stand outside while my dog Crow inspected 5 acres for evidence of werewolves and pretended to take a shit.
A World of Warcraft hunter is riding a giant, armored turkey and wearing a ridiculous pilgrim hat. Happy Thanksgiving from Demonslayer Delavan, the unfortunate turkey, and yours truly, Kat Alderson. (And no, I am not gonna show you a picture of the turkey's butthole. Use your imagination, damn it.)
A toilet plunger attached to pogo stick, with the legend “for when it gets real.”
The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile outside my local (Jersey) grocery store.
A photo of a wrinkled banner which reads, “We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.”
The Chicago pope singing!
Bon Jovi's Slippery When Wet album cover.
A representative map of the United States, color-coded to denote my US travel.
White corn tortilla chips, with taco meat made in the crockpot, black beans, extra sharp Wisconsin cheddar, Monterey Jack and pickled jalapeño peppers, scallions, corn, and freshly cracked black pepper . No tomatoes because they were a little bit too soft. And that’s what salsa is for!
A screenshot of Oreo Creme flavored whipped frosting by Betty Crocker.
Thunder Totem, Highmountain, The Broken Isles, Azeroth. Part of The Burning Legion expac in World of Warcraft. Depicted: High rocky mountains, several waterfalls, and a number of lodges, in a variety of sizes, which borrow heavily upon Native American/Indigenous Peoples of the North American continent. The central, enormous lodge has a totem on top, crowned with an effigy of The Great Eagle. The main lodge has a moat around it, fed by the waterfalls. A number of evergreen trees, footpaths, and riding trails can also be seen.
A picture of crullers in a bakery's display case. They're a type of donut, like a heavier cake donut, deep-fried. This picture shows plain, powdered sugar, and cinnamon sugar.
An adorable, tiny kitten looking angry with the words, I’m so crabby, I’m not even talking to myself.
The Machine Defense Unit 1-11 is a flying mount in World of Warcraft. One arm of the mech shoots fire, and fire shoots out of the engine, located at the rear of the driver's cabin. The mount is a random drop from the Awakening the Machine event in The War Within expac.
A Horde Beastmaster Hunter named Jerbow is standing in front of a giant plant at the Infinite Bazaar of Legion Remix in World of Warcraft. His guild name is Y'all Got Snacks. (The apostrophe isn't in the pic because WoW guild names allow for no special characters.)
stick figure character sitting a desk, typing madly on a keyboard. offscreen: ARE YOU COMING TO BED? figure: I CAN'T. THIS IS IMPORTANT offscreen: WHAT? figure: SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET.
Phone screen format joke showing "Dog" as the phone's owner: Dog: Fun day. Ran around the house in a cape. I'M BATDOG LOL Person: Where did you get the cape? Dog: I think roleplaying helps alleviate my boredom. I feel so alive x Person: WHERE DID YOU GET THE CAPE? Dog: I PULLED THE CURTAIN RAIL DOWN. JESUS. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME?
Two members of the World of Warcraft guild 'No Witnesses' are wearing matching transmog sets and are riding Voidfire Deathcycle mounts. Gynevra is stationary whilst Symkyn is jumping in place. The mounts have horns for handlebars, glowing eyes for headlamps, and a skull for a shield. -- The mount takes a minimum of eight days to build as at least two Horrific Visions Revisited are needed. At least one run through Horrific Stormwind and one through Horrific Orgrimmar to collect the main components. -- Lesser components must be professionally crafted (or commissioned from advanced crafters), and a few need to be purchased from a vendor in Pandaria.
Forecast for SE Wisconsin, Saturday, October 4, 2025. Low: 62°F , High: 84°F . Those numbers are about 22° above average.
Left side is a screen cap from Instacart: Socrates, Diamond Shopper 2790 orders. Right side, a picture of the bust of Socrates the Athenian philosopher. Look alikes, amirite?!?
Screen cap from Instacart reads "Chatting with Socrates"