klementine 🍑

@klementine.gay

788 Followers 1046 Following

27yo anarcho-communist trans bastard lover girl she/they 18+, sometimes NSFW, MDNI gamer, computer god worshipper, cheeseburger, Black Sabbath's 1975 album Sabotage, and uh

a screenshot of a fighting game dialogue screen with Jean Pierre Polnareff from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, with the text reading "Yeah, I listen to Mitski, how could you tell?" He's doing an iconic pose, with his body leaned slightly to his left, his arm and hand bent to point his hand directly at the camera with his thumb and fingers stacked vertically. His stand Silver Chariot, looking like a thinly armored knight and poking his fencing rapier over Jean Pierre's arm. Of course, he himself has his sleek black singlet on, his pair of broken heart earrings, and his stoic, strong face underneath his tall flat topped white cylinder he calls hair
Screenshot of Clearsky, depicting the posting user (klementine) as being in 2 ironic contradictory lists, 'shitlibs', and 'People who use shitlib as a pejorative'
A close-up screenshot of a female character with light skin and short, hot pink bangs across her forehead, with the rest of her hair pulled back, and dark lipstick. She has a concerned or serious expression, with a faint scar on her right cheek. She has striking light brown eyes. She is wearing a futuristic orange and black armored suit with a high collar. The camera is looking down at her as she stands in a green glow, looking up.
A screenshot of Mass Effect 2, with the user's femshep in focus, standing in front of the NPCs sitting at the table on the crew quarters level of the Normandy SR2. She has pink hair tied behind her head, with a few stray bangs flowing down on either side of her face, down to the same height as the bottom of her ears. She has light brown eyes, with a very slight hint of red almost, they're spaced out a bit, with long thick black lashes and a lttile bit of faint pink eyeshadow accenting her black eyeliner. Her nose is prominent with slightly wide nostrils, but very cute altogether. Her mouth has a larger top lip than bottom and her expression is neutral, they're covered in dark lipstick that looks a bit faded from kissing too many beautiful woman, probably. The background is a bit blurry, and she's seen wearing a light grey choker, but the image cuts off right below her neck and the tops of her shoulders, which are exposed except for the very top of a light grey tank top.
girl who looks suspiciously masc with her shitty beard, with big brown eyes, a soft but neutral expression that could be mistaken for apathetic (she might be autistic), with long dirty blonde hair, bronze-rimmed aviator-style eyeglasses. she's standing in front of a background of leaves above and a car on either side below, backed by bright daylight
A screenshot of the aforementioned reply, with the line "I guess it's more parody than sarcasm" highlighted.
Discord message from the CEO who presented the game: "@everyone I’m not here to apologize but I am here to clarify. This is not a political statement, it is quite literally what it says, so take it at face value. The state of multiplayer FPS games is tragically stale. We hope to fix that, whether you want Arena, Battle Royale, Onslaught, or Map Creator. We plan to support all 4 experiences equally. Ian"
A screenshot of the original post, but with rounded corners and a drop shadow for comedic effect.
picture of marvin the martian overlayed on top of a U.S. flag, captioned "If you don't like big nipples, eat shit and die motherfucker"
A screenshot of Gods Amongst Men by Within the Ruins playing on Spotify, highlighting the lyrics of the post-chorus: They drew first blood Just like I knew they would Fearing what they don’t understand We are evolution We are gods
Screenshot of https://github.com/Vendicated/Vencord/issues/3228
a Reddit reply from user Netaro, reading " >free and open source software is literally digital communism Quite the opposite. You do it out of your own will, contribute to that without being forced by the state. It's capitalistic in it's core, as by contributing you're getting paid for that (in being recognized, feeling good that you've done something, or being noticed on the job market, yes, these can be considered a form of payment as well). In communism, you'd be forced to write code or to the gulag you go. So stop spewing bullshit."
a Reddit reply from user 'werjake', reading "I hope they go broke. There's already too many nutjob leftists writing code in Linux. Don't need any more."
a screenshot of an alt text box reading "a sick, sadistic cartoon smiley face is clearly scheming, with a fucked up raised eyebrow and plotting hands". you can tell based on the alt text that the user is beautiful and you want her so bad
a cool ass blade slinging wizard in Elden Ring. her face is covered with a wrap underneath a funky hat. she's wearing light armor with a cloak draped around her shoulders. the camera shows her in the middle of spinning her sword fast enough that you can see the trail.
a really badass chick in Dark Souls with a giant butcher's blade, wearing a huge skirt, almost like the bottom of a fancy dress, with a poor rusted armor top and an armored boar head mask. she's posing on a bridge in front of a fortress.
A meme of text message history: Person 1: "do you have a GF?" Person 2: "*sigh* no..." "I've been told that I'm too sweet and caring and nice" "But I don't know.." "I honestly just try to be me 😆" *image of blushing little emoji fella*
A werewolf in a ripped white shirt and ripped slacks, howling in front of the moon. a little town with a clock tower can be seen in the immediate background.
A list of the top 5 blocked users on Bluesky, with the libs of tiktok account at #3. Others include brianna, felipeneto.com.br, nowbreezing.ntw.app, and ousafadenha
A post reposted by Jamelle, reading 'I find both the "Kamala Harris lost because she's too woke" and "Kamala Harris lost because she didn't say she's a communist and then clarify she's the same kind of communist as me" takes to be beneath contempt'.
Blushing emoji, with hands pressed against its cheeks in awe, hearts for irises in its eyes
A list of nominations for The Game Awards 2024, with a pink circle around the game Destiny 2. Other games include Diablo 4, Final Fantasy 14, Fortnite, and Helldivers 2.
A werewolf on its knees, ripping its shirt off, overlaid with the Lesbian pride flag.
A section of video game patch notes for Webfishing, reading "Added Non-Binary shirt. Added Non-Binary title. Added Creature title. Added Cryptid title. Added "Straight" title, it costs $9999."
brunette woman with a little bit of facial hair, kinda slaying in a peach-themed dress
Screenshot of a cute pink-haired gal in a cowboy hat and jail-themed outfit, as seen being worn by the Kings in Fallout: New Vegas, of course, in the game Fallout: New Vegas.