Kyle Schwerin

@kleshreen.bsky.social

1451 Followers 1960 Following

T1 Diabetic. Swiftie. Progressive. I have lots of opinions on sports, particularly in Detroit. I'm good at bowling, keeping stats at sporting events, and backing in to parking spots.

A screenshot from the latest "Inside the Den" episode from the Detroit Lions, where they labeled Clemson coach Dabo Swinney as Dabo "Sweeney".
A picture of the top right corner of the envelope of a letter that was shipped through the USPS. It's showing an American flag stamp covered by the USPS stamp that shows it was shipped, with the Freedom 250 slogan in the center of a circle of 13 stars.
A picture of the back of a silver Toyota, showing Dallas cowboys and New York Yankees stickers, and a license plate cover for the Los Angeles Lakers.
A screenshot of Jake Rogers' career pitching statistics, showing that in 2025, he pitched in 4 games with a 2.45 ERA in 3.2 innings of work. In 2026, he has pitched in 3 games in 2.1 innings of work with no runs allowed and 3 strikeouts. His career pitching statistics are 8 games pitched, 7 innings, 10 hits allowed, 3 runs, 2 HBP, 2 BB, and 3 K's.
A picture showing a cup of strawberry applesauce, and behind it is a juice box of strawberry apple juice. They're sitting on a light brown wood table.
A photo looking out from the windshield of a vehicle down a business-lined street. The horizon is nearly blocked out by smoky haze, and the sun in the upper left corner is barely visible as a small glowing dot.
A screenshot from the video, showing auto-transcription indicating the announcer is saying "Oh my, what a backside she has!"
A screenshot of the above post showing that Denny's future cause of death is "Cruise Accident (Bermuda Triangle)", while the NBA's is "Cruise Accident (Kraken)"
A picture of a can of Sherbet Swirl Alani-Nu. It's sitting on a white counter top with a black backpack behind it.
A picture of an absentee ballot showing a vote for Abdul El-Sayed for US Senate democratic primary, as well as votes for Ivan Diaz and John Fitzgerald for state-wide races.
1. Who and how does one facilitate the renting of Madison Square Garden? Do you think they just e-mailed a generic MSG support e-mail asking about availability? What do you think it costs to rent MSG? 2. Who paid for what? Do you think it was traditional where like the groom's family pays for the rehearsal and alcohol, and the bride's family pays for most of the wedding? 3. What was their first song? 4. How many Taylor songs were played during the reception? 5. Do you think the DJ was someone they already personally knew, or do you think Taylor just called some random little DJ company? Was there even a DJ? Did they just play music over the arena speakers from the control room of the arena? 6. I need to know what the menu was 7. Do you think the sports people sat at the same tables, or do you think everyone was intermingled? 8. Do you think children were allowed? 9. How much of MSG do you think they actually used? Like were guests roaming the locker rooms? Did they put up the hockey walls and contain everyone on the floor?
A screenshot of Fleer's Bluesky profile, which shows at the bottom of it that his future cause of death is "Cruise Accident (Regular poisoning)"
A screenshot of the forecast in Cincinnati, Ohio, on July 1st, showing a high temperature of 93 degrees that day.
A screenshot from pokemon go showing a CP 2624 Necrozma running away after a raid. Sad times.
A landscape picture of LMCU Ballpark, home of the West Michigan Whitecaps. There's wispy clouds in the sky, but mostly sunny. Sunny green grass.
A screenshot of a paragraph in the article, listing Aaron Ashby as "right-hander Aaron Ashby"
A screenshot of the top threads on the Grand Rapids (MI) subreddit, showing that 14 of the top 15 are regarding the sound that is amplified out of the new amphitheater.
A picture of Asher, a white aussiedoodle, laying on a gray couch with a forlonging look on his face.... laying directly above a pile of toys and a basket full of more toys lol.
A picture of Taylor Swift and the Haim sisters OBVIOUSLY drinking ONLY water at the Knicks game.
A screenshot of a 77-5 team on 82-0.com. The team is: PG - Chris Paul (NOP 2000's) SG - Ray Allen (MIL 2000's) SF - Walter Davis (PHX 1980's) PF - Tom Chambers (PHX 1980's) C - Shaquille O'Neal (ORL 1990's)
A screenshot showing a perfect 82-0 team from 82-0.com. The team is: PG - Mark Price (CLE 1990's) SG - Luka Doncic (DAL 2020's) SF - Shawn Marion (PHX 2000's) PF - Charles Barkley (PHI 1980s) C - Joel Embiid (PHI 2010's)
A screenshot from my first 20-0 team on the 20-0.com game. It is as follows: Offensive Rating - 105 Defensive Rating - 98 QB Patrick Mahomes (KC 2022) RB David Johnson (ARI 2016) WR A.J. Green (CIN 2012) TE Trey McBride (ARI 2025) Flex Julio Jones (ATL 2015) Flex Jaxon Smith-Njigba (SEA 2025) Edge DeMarcus Lawrence (DAL 2017) DT Kevin Williams (MIN 2008) LB Zach Thomas (MIA 2006) CB Lester Hayes (LV 1980) S Percy Ellsworth (NYG 1999) Flex Terrell Thomas (NYG 2010)
A screenshot from the Sete a Zero game, showing a perfect 7-0 run with the following team: O. Cordoba - COL 1998 Cannavaro - ITA 2006 Tomiyasu - JPN 2022 Popescu - ROU 1990 Vidal - CHI 2014 Modric - CRO 2022 Ballack - GER 2006 Griezmann - FRA 2018 Alexis - CHI 2010 Messi - ARG 2014 Neymar - BRA 2018 Goals for - 22 Goals against - 3 Overall rating - 89
A screenshot from the 20-0 website, showing my team being 19-1 despite garbage Jim McMahon at QB.
A screenshot of my 82-0 team on 82-0.com PG - Guy Rodgers (Chicago Bulls - 1960s) SG - Michael Jordan (Chicago Bulls - 1980s) SF - George Gervin (San Antonio Spurs - 1980s) PF - Larry Bird (Boston Celtics - 1980s) C - Wilt Chamberlain (Golden State Warriors - 1960s)
The puppet character from Saw with a hastily-assembled Taylor Swift Lover bodysuit on.
A screenshot from the "Chasin 117" game, showing Noah Cameron 2025 with an inaccurate number of 12.2 WAR with a 2.99 ERA, 1.10 WHIP, 7.4 K/9, and 138 IP.
A screenshot from the baseball simulation website "Chasin' 117" showing my chosen team going 118-44.
A picture of a front lawn in a suburban neighborhood. There's a blue yard sign with "Abdul for US Senate" on the sign, sticking in the grass. It's in front of a house that has a brick bottom half and a white siding upper half. There are 3 large hydrangea bushes in front of the house, but behind the sign. There's one juvenile nectarine tree behind the sign as well.
My best attempt so far at an 82-0 team from 82-0.com. they go 78-4. PG - 2020s Russell Westbrook SG - 1980s Clyde Drexler SF - 2010s Rudy Gay PF - 1970s George McGinnis C - 1970s Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
A screenshot of a portion of lyrics from "Stay Alive" in the Hamilton Musical. A few lyrics have been crossed out and replaced with made-up ones. [HAMILTON] KleShreen was left behind Without a pot to piss in He started sayin' this to anybody who would listen: [KLE] Taylor Swift cannot be left alone to her devices Indecisive, from crisis to crisis
A screenshot of the above post, with a highlighter signifying the "Shiny!" designation that Bluesky gave it.
A screenshot showing that HSR won't let people reply to their posts unless they follow them. Sad times.
A screenshot of September 28, 2011 events, which includes soldiers dying and an outbreak of listeriosis killing people in the US.
PG: Bennett Stirtz and Marcus Sasser SG: Cade Cunningham, Ausar Thompson, Jeremy Sochan SF: Bennedit Mathurin, Dalton Knetcht, Javonte Green, Chaz Lanier PF: Keegan Murray, Marvin Bagley, Isaac Jones C: Julius Randle, Moussa Cisse, Oscar Tshiebwe
A screenshot of a $100.67 settlement payment from a Blue Cross Blue Shield data leak settlement
A landscape picture of LMCU Ballpark. Light cartoon-esque clouds in the sky. Shade over most of the park.
A screenshot of my text messages, showing a text from a Cleveland area code about some kind of state of Michigan law violation lol
A picture of me, wearing a tan cardigan type thing with 3 cartoon ducks walking across the top of the chest.
A picture of a Speedway gas price sign showing gas at 4.99 a gallon.
A screenshot of Clearsky "Lists On" showing that I'm on lists called the following: AI Haters Some interesting Normie Posters Anti-Democrat Activists Fossil Fools Antisemites and those who support hamas Bitch-ass white boys Would-Be Slave Owners
A picture of a baseball game from right behind home plate. There's a large blue "GV" on the field between the picture taker and the catcher. Blue skies, green turf.
A screenshot of an e-mail conversation that says "Just a reminder that I cannot work Sunday the 26th, but Kyle has offered to fill that shift for me" with a reply saying "Kyle, are you still available to do Sunday?" and then a dumbass AI summary up top that says "asked you if still available to cover the Sunday, April 26th shift" and "confirmed Kyle offered to cover her Sunday shift".
A screenshot from the movie "Draft Day" with Kevin Costner pictured holding his finger up. The text says "Say it with me, you pancake-eating motherfucker"
A picture of an LG ENV2, closed, only the front of it visible. The screen says the battery is charging.
I know this looks like AI but I promise it isn't lol. It is Asher, the white Aussiedoodle, freshly groomed. He's about 4 years old in the picture, with big brown eyes and a happy demeanor, sitting on his butt on a light carpet.
Results of a poll for the democratic senate primary, the question was "if the democratic primary election for U.S. Senate were held today, who would you vote for?" Abdul El-Sayed 24% Mallory McMorrow 24% Haley Stevens 13% Undecided 36% Poll conducted April 11-13, margin of error 4.3%
A screenshot from the mobile app game "Sky Cards", showing a private jet traveling from Augusta, Georgia, to Holland, Michigan.
A landscape picture of a beautiful green baseball stadium! Blue clear skies, perfectly manicured field.
An image of a window installer putting a screen on the outside of a window
A quinnipiac poll showing that Democrats in congress have only an 18% approval rating among all registered voters, including only 42% of democratic registered voters.
A picture of a box of Little Debbie Spring Strawberry Delights, a strawberry-filled soft cookie.
A screenshot of my women's ncaa tournament bracket, showing that my elite eight selections were uconn, south Carolina, ucla, and Texas.
A screenshot of a post from the bad website.
A picture of my tv. It is showing a multi view of Michigan basketball and Tigers baseball. The TV is sitting on a woodgrain cabinet with dark blue doors. The wall behind the TV is yellow-orange.
A picture looking down at the floor to my shoes, which are dark blue with Olde English Detroit Tigers "D" logos all over it.
A screenshot of the results of a "love/like/no thanks" test of all Taylor Swift songs on albums. Each album gave you the tracklist, and you marked whether you "love" each song, "liked" each song, or don't like a song. Includes bonus tracks and vault tracks. My results are as follows: Debut - 80% like/love Fearless - 88.5% like/love Speak Now - 100% like/love Red - 93.1% like/love Speak Now - 100% like/love Reputation - 100% like/love Lover - 94.7% like/love Folklore - 100% like/love Evermore - 94.1% like/love Midnights - 95.5& like/love The Tortured Poets Department - 100% like/love The Life of a Showgirl - 91.7% like/love
A picture of a bitten strawberry held up with my fingers. The strawberry is about the size of a tennis ball.
A screenshot of Google Street view, showing a Galactic Toys sign on the left, Mr. Gun Dealer in the middle, and Kid to Kid on the right.