kelly joseph price

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> mediocre web dev, dad, cargo biker > > he/him

A lithograph stamp of the silhouette of a long haired cat bust. The eyes and nose are the only features carved in the silhouette.
The kafkaesque prison of a trader joe's parking lot, specifically the bike parking.
A screenshot of Google Maps in street view mode. The address is 1658 S River Rd, West Sacramento, CA. The view is of a two lane road with painted bike lanes that are both half gutters. A pickup truck is driving halfway over the painted bike lane.
A green bakfiet and the box has been painted a matching green and black checkerboard pattern.
A race certificate for Shamrock's. It's green and kitschy. The image text is as follows: Shamrock'n Supporting Cancer Survivors March 14, 2026 Kelly Price Has completed the 10k in a time of: 1:04:25 534/1568 Overall place 329/609 Gender place 45/83 Age group place
A button that is labeled '⭐ Upsell Me'.
A text input labeled 'FAX NUMBER'. The input is disabled and the placeholder text reads 'Just kidding!'
An envelope carrying a Ziploc of dried sourdough starter and a hand written note. The envelope and Ziploc have both been damaged and there's a plastic USPS bag that the envelope was delivered in.
A bakfiets with a bundle of lumber lashed to the top of the tub.
A chihuahua laying on her side snuggling in blankets. Her 'upper' body including her front legs and head are exposed. She stares into the camera.
An area graph from the Steam Replay 2025 for someone with great taste in games. The categories in order are Roguelike, Turn-Based Tactics, Card Game, Warhammer 40k, Procedural Generation, Trivia.
A small white scrunkly dog with a pizzle in his mouth like a crooner chewy a cigar.
A Mead Trapper Keeper binder. The art could be described as 90s retro CGI, has mirrored rectangular prisms and flat circles, both floating over a glowing grid. Radical.
A green bakfiets with a yellow tub. In, and hanging out of, the tub is a small bale of hay.
A 4 foot by 8 foot planter box with no plants and fully shaded.
A chihuahua lying on her side on a bean bag, possibly experiencing the dog equivalent of meat sweats.
A short sleeve western style button up shirt with pearl snaps. It is both blue and black, and gold and white.
An amazon worker's confirmation of delivery picture. In view is a medium sized package, but in the reflection of the glass door you can see someone cool AF standing over a penny board.
A long haired black cat glowers over a soft red light out of frame.
Six rounds of dough resting on the counter. Olives are protruding from the skin.
2 parents, 2 kids, 1 doggo, 1 e-cargo bike, 1 analog bike, and the American River
Two kids (3 and 4 years old) leaning against a green and yellow bakfiets with red panniers. The way the kids are posing, it's obvious they are very cool. One is barefoot.
Ellen Ripley is sitting wearing a blue flight suit while petting Jones the cat. They're giving you a look that suggests they're waiting for your bullshit to end.