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I love two things in this life: vampires and the short lived career of mid 2010's explosive musical duo LMFAO. Drawing a vampire comic, #🧃🩸 She/Her/39yrs, no sabo kid pero estoy mejorando 🇵🇦

Casanova on Project Runway says Exaaaactly.
4chan screenshot circa 2012. Picture of kermit besides the text "IT'S NOT FUCKING leeching plastic"
A scene for 2008's Speed Racer, a dizzying array of colors blurring by as Speed's iconic Mach 5 car races past his competition.
A crudely drawn clown in black a d red holding a squeaky horn. "Hey lil mama lemme honk at you"
A grimy white yearbook cover with drawing of the bridge of the americas over the panama canal. In the bottom. The image is in the shape of a circle, and it is framed by the words "99-98 every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end"
The cover of Jojo's hit single "Leave (get out)"
Srock photo with the alamy watermarks of an old bald white guy in a suit and tie, holding a bag of money with a dollar sign on it with US dollar bills sticking out of the top.
What appears to be thomas the tank engine's end credits, then a message about Mitch McConnell is displayed in lieu of the cast and crew information
One tall, frosty glass of Fabuloso- on ice!
A monster high doll with red hair and an alarming expression.
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Toejam and Earl, the titular protagonists of theirnown 90s videogames. Toejam has red skin, three legs, and eyes on stalks. Earl is large, has orange skin with two snail-like antennae.
Shrek, but theyre all goth and raving.
Refillable paint markers, seen here empty.
pineapple on its side being crushed by a hydraulic press. It squirts out a lot of juice.
Me with a backwards baseball cap and some poorly applied eyeshadow on my upper lip to look like a mustache to evoke male drag. I'm holding a monster high doll in box. Caption: "pretending to be a man to trick doll companies in to sending me PR
A close up of a doll's knee, clearly some yellow-brown gunk is visible in the knee joint.
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The Singer sewing machine that Gilbert Baker used in 1978 to create the first rainbow flag in San Francisco, displayed at the GLBT History Museum of San Francisco.
A young woman leans over, excitedly declaring "Ooh! I should probably be driving that cute car of yours‐"
If this were a visual novel, who would you try to romance first?
A fashion doll's knee joint. It has a literally white thigh, and the calf is literally black, and is airbrushed at the top to match the thigh. There is some yellow-brown "goo" in the knee joint.
Grayscale digital art of a man and woman waiting on uncomfortable plastic airline chairs. The man has an arm draped around the back of the seats and holds a book in one hand, his finger tucked in-between the pages to keep from losing his place. To the right, a curly haired woman with earmuffs and leggings on sleeps in her seat. She is wearing a large dark coat, the words "Sinclair’s coat" written nearby with an arrow pointing to it.
Paulie and Chrissy from the sopranos from the Pine Barrens episodes photoshopped over a picture of the iconic yellow backrooms.
A white guy in teal polo shirt sits in a studio audience. He's asleep in his seat, and wakes up and starts applauding as the rest of the audience begins to clap.
Tandi Iman Dupree dressed as wonder woman drops from the ceiling into a split onto the stage
A blonde woman in a red satin ruched dress and black shawl grips a transparent mace, a man in red blazer in profile in the background. The pre 2001 NYC skyline is in the background against a red sky. Text: Carotid
Joe Pesci in that scene from Goodfellas where he pretends to be offended at Ray Liotta saying he's funny.
Zelda Wynn Valdes stands besides a dressmaker's form with a dark piece of fabric draped over it.
A blonde woman in a red satin ruched dress and black shawl grips a transparent mace, a man in red blazer in profile in the background. The pre 2001 NYC skyline is in the background against a red sky. Text: Carotid
I don’t really. As an autistic person this made his work next to unconsumable. I really needed that blunt translation from the authors to help. Wes Anderson is usually very helpful for that. But yea it always felt a bit ableist from my perspective.
My Big 3 + Venus Pantone palette: Gemini Sun, Scorpio Moon, Cancer Rising, Taurus Venus - #F6C945 #5B2A4A #A7C8C4 #C98C7B.
A little white blonde boy tattling to a white thin brunette woman, ostensibly some sort of caretaker.
Sinclair tilts his head down, glaring upwards at someone who says "thank you." offscreen.
Lebron James, with a quote below "There are times I wish I could do normal things."
Jon Arbuckle and his loveable pet cat Garfield return home to visit his family. He shakes his father's hand: "Hi, dad." "Welcome home." Jon greets his mother, "Hi, Mom." She enters the next frame wielding an entire roasted chicken, insisting "Eat, eat, eat, eat!" In the final panel, Garfield is alone, telling the reader: "Well, shucky darn and slop the chickens. i think i'm going to like it here."
Drix from the osmosis Jones films. Drix is a red and yellow cold pill with a robotic-like body.
an ad for some sort of dropshipped amazon product featuring a white person's hand outstretched, displaying something. Drawn into the palm of the hand is my oc Camila, a white woman with curly blonde hair wearing a pink chanel suit. the text above the hand reads "Palm Size, Small in size but can still things."
A woman dressed as a cheetah, complete with lower leg prothsthetics.
Matthew Barney as the Entered Apprentice from Cremaster 3
A close up of a manicured hand holding a pet brush full of light brown hair, which is from the unidentified mass of animal below. Could be a long haired cat or dog.
Sinclair sits with his arms folded, looking down his nose. His usual cranky frown is more of a childish sulk or pout.
An appropriately yellow sign in the national mustard museum in Wisconsin reads: "The Russian mustards have been temporarily removed. They will return once the invasion of Ukraine is over and Russia recognizes and respects the sovereign nation of Ukraine."
What do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn't count as socializing
A cloe bratz doll on the left. A monster high xenomorph alien doll.
Cassim from Disney's Aladdin & The King of Thieves. An older man with tan skin and black hair with streaks of dark gray at the temples. He has a neatly trimmed black mustache and beard and is wearing a blue cloak over a blue outfit with a golden cloak pin with an upraised open hand engraved on it. Cassim has his arms crossed and one brow raised in slight disbelief.
A man in a white tie dinner suit with brown skin, thick brows and dark close cropped hair holds aloft a champagne flute filled with blood. The fingers of his white gloves are stained red and he has visible fangs.
Sinclair leans forward, resting his chin on his fist, which has a crumpled sheath of papers in it. He asks "Do I need to be here?"
LeiLei, a cute, cuddly 3d animated panda holding a crudely carved wooden tiger doll.
Camila tilts her head towards the person she's speaking to, offscreen. Her expression is dour, and she explains "I was worried you would be attacked again."
A young woman leans over, excitedly declaring "Ooh! I should probably be driving that cute car of yours‐"
A two foot+ cheese and blueberry danish with a clumy lattice over the top.
A man smiles eerily wide, looking down. "Camile, I appreciate that my brother can be very persuasive-"
Dutch Gunderson: Who are you and how did you get in here? Det. Frank Drebin: I'm a locksmith. And I'm a locksmith.
A man in a white tie dinner suit with brown skin, thick brows and dark close cropped hair holds aloft a champagne flute filled with blood. The fingers of his white gloves are stained red and he has visible fangs.
A man’s portrait in violent shades of neon orange, pink and purple sits on a drab gray wall, an office plant obscuring the corner
Camila tilts her head towards the person she's speaking to, offscreen. Her expression is dour, and she explains "I was worried you would be attacked again."
A man's hands on the wheel of a car, while the top of a woman's head can be seen over his arms. She looks skeptically up at him as he asks, "Do you have a last name, Camile?"