Non-Fungible Tolkien

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I read Silmarillion. Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY. Broadcast accounts get fucked humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo

Baby Doves
1:24 Delorean model kit that I built and painted
Me grilling in the back porch with the monsters
Poor Magnus has some peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth and he just keeps licking to get it off
Meatballs, rice and squeeze cheese
Magnus behind a baby gate not big enough to hold him
Garfield just beating the ever loving fuck out of a computer with the words “Compute this, Sucker” at the bottom
Big ass margarita
A bunch of United 737s where all the tails lined up in line with each other, creating a neat horizon effect
Me smiling, I apologize to your eyes
Tampa, FL from the top of a building
TNC to SMA connector missing the center pin
SUV full of transit cases
Sign for a place called “Thee Dollhouse”
The grim reaper playing the claw machine and getting Lindsay Graham. He’s pretty happy about it.
Bumper sticker that says “ I’d tell you to go to hell but I work there and I don’t wanna see you every day”
An entertainingly stupid ad for “declaring independence from EMF radiation”
A writer emotion chart
Our garden
A forklift gobot. The jury is out on whether he is forklift certified. He might be? Is that thing you just know involuntarily if that’s your alt mode?
Carnotaurus on a Humvee!
A T Rex with a carnotaurus baby
Ford Mustang against a backdrop of antennas
Stegosaurus sculpture’s Stegosaurus sphincter. Stegosaurus. Haha buttholes.
A pirate sculpture at a bumper cars place in Ocean City, MD
Shop that says “Tony’s Pizza”
A beach boardwalk shop named COOL TOPICS
The end of the ocean city boardwalk with a sign saying to touch the spot
Ocean City beach
A Mii saying “A BIG FAT POOP! Well, you’re definitely a good expert”
Me, wearing the world’s cheapest most awkward trashbag poncho
Me shrugging in confusion at BWI cargo loading dock
2 squirrel nut zippers albums, Tenacious D’s first album and Strong Bad Sings
Sad & dead ford flex
Sunset in my old van’s rear window
Garak the Aussie smiling big with his rope toy
Cooking veggies on a grill
A church in Hazleton, PA
Cheesy Mikhael
A magazine called “Let Yourself Sew” with a woman on the front who looks like she is barely keeping that smile on her face
Rejoice, Dear Hearts! Brother Dave Gardner is here to FONDLE YOU WITH HIS LI’L TINY BABY HANDS
Cheap Transformers knockoff called BORG
Pokey puppy leaning backwards and upside down with a weird smile
Crashed ford flex
Magnus’s very big nose
Irresistibly beautiful woman (literally the envy of all men) drinking from a tiny salad dressing decanter
A HUGE ASS COMPENDIUM of the 80s Marvel Transformers comics.
Our back garden
Me covered in sawdust and tree crap